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• 11/23/2011 4:19 PM TIMOTHY MCVEIGH wrote:
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  1. 11/25/2011 2:08 AM DICK GRAVY wrote:
     50's women spend the day in the kitchen cooking while the men take the credit and carve it in front of everyone after watching football and jerking off in the shed with their forbidden playboys BECAUSE THEY WERE SNAZZY.
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• 11/23/2011 4:26 PM Wolfie wrote:
  you guys were pretty funny, nice one.
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• 11/23/2011 4:45 PM Grymm Grymmowski wrote:
  Fantastic! I'd love to see you two get together and do more riffs in this style!
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• 11/23/2011 6:29 PM Flaregun wrote:
  From the way you kept joking about it, I was waiting to see if Hershel Gordon Lewis really did direct this.
  
  ..Hey, it could happen. I once saw a film by the Longshoreman's Union about the recreational halls & dining facilities they offer for members traveling to foreign ports (or something like that) directed by a young Stanley Kubrick. It was even more boring than Barry Lyndon
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  1. 11/23/2011 6:46 PM Nick wrote:
     Yep, Herschell did direct it. Notice the lead in "Carving Magic" is also the lead from "Blood Feast."
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• 11/23/2011 6:44 PM Xerimus wrote:
  Great riffing guys! Had me rolling the whole time!
  
  So, Jake, were the breasts better in this or 'Mr. Popper's Penguins' ?
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• 11/23/2011 7:08 PM Pisthetairos wrote:
  Wow, that movie made me pretty hungry. Looks like some tasty meat.
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• 11/23/2011 7:24 PM Dodgson wrote:
  "You hear that, Gloria?! 15 minutes!"
  
  Now I can't wait for, like, episode 50 or so of 80's Dan when ROB and Mrs. Crabtree are married, just so I can hear Jake passive-aggressively berating a fictional wife again. Hilarious.
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• 11/23/2011 7:59 PM Henry Crassender wrote:
  I laughed out loud at the Dolemite reference, hahaha!
  
  Though it could have been about 5 minutes shorter though, there are only so many carvery related jokes you can make I guess.
  
  "And its stuffed full of Lucky Strike cigarettes." ...LOL
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  1. 11/23/2011 8:49 PM BooRat wrote:
     It's healthier than what people ate in the 50's.
     [cutaway to a man ordering food in the 50's]
     Man: Steak and donut sandwich, please.
     Waiter: You want cigarettes on that sandwich?
     Man: What do I look like, a Mary? Yes, I want cigarettes!
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• 11/23/2011 8:27 PM Lai-Lai wrote:
  Step 1: Remove original audio.
  Step 2: Remove all parts of the video where meat is not being cut.
  Step 3: Insert porn music.
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• 11/23/2011 8:35 PM BooRat wrote:
  Great funny riff ya'll should do more of these!
  I don't know about ya'll actually but a lot of those meats they were showing loked really good! I like my foods rare! mmmm... blood!
  Jake had more of the better lines!
  But, Brad did have to good Great Outdoors referince!
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• 11/23/2011 9:04 PM Samurai Karasu wrote:
  Freed slices will be considered 5/8ths of a ham.
  
  Best line alive, holy shit. Did you write all three people's lines or was it collaborative?
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  1. 11/23/2011 10:53 PM Brad wrote:
     It was collaborative. Jake, Brian and I wrote it together.
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• 11/23/2011 9:53 PM Mace wrote:
  don't watch this if you are drinking something, just don't
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• 11/23/2011 10:08 PM Guild Navigator wrote:
  I suspect sumbody is gunna sue for idea stealing. Somebody with glasses...
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  1. 11/24/2011 12:14 PM Wayne wrote:
     Not likely since both him and Brad are doing what MST3K started.
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• 11/23/2011 10:32 PM bounce0u812 wrote:
  Bradley Douglas Jones
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• 11/23/2011 11:52 PM alchron wrote:
  Great, now I want to carve a cigarette and smoke lamb...
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• 11/24/2011 1:13 AM George wrote:
  EMMA SHEMMY MEP-ME-MERP!
  
  What is that? It's brilliant, but what IS it? What possessed you to think of a human honking car?
  
  Wait, THIS IS SEEN AT THE BEGINNING OF THE HOBOKEN CHICKEN EMERGENCY!
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  1. 11/24/2011 1:21 AM Mike wrote:
     Are you referring to Jake's Swedish Chef impression?
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• 11/24/2011 10:09 AM FrankN.Stein wrote:
  H-BOMB?
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• 11/24/2011 11:21 AM Rebort wrote:
  Awesome riffing. Happy Turkey Day to Brad and company and to all of you who frequent this site!
  
  Now I'm off to injure myself with food.
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• 11/24/2011 11:23 AM LucasChad wrote:
  MMMmmmm!!!! Now I'm really hungry for some turkey.
  
  Happy Thanksgiving from every Snob, robot, and namedropper in your family!
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• 11/24/2011 12:48 PM Da Erkka wrote:
  Ah yes, this site definitely needs more riffing, can't never have enough riffin'.
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• 11/24/2011 4:38 PM elfan wrote:
  Oh. My. FUCKING god. This was HILARIOUS ;D. The dream team of riffers ever since MST3K disbanded (I actually laughed as much to this as to a good rifftrax ). Jake is brilliant as always, nobody can be passive/active aggressive like him ;D. You need to do more of this.
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• 11/24/2011 6:06 PM Nils B-Film wrote:
  Just cut them up like regular chickens? Classy.
  
  Man, I'd never imagine seeing something like this from HGL. With this many knives and sharp instruments, I kinda expected someone to get their eye cut out.
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• 11/25/2011 7:15 AM philip northen wrote:
  OMG. it is hilarious to hear jake, the penguin guy. I get a boner everytime I hear him
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• 11/25/2011 2:05 PM Jraptor wrote:
  This didn't flow as naturally as it should have. It sounded more like reading from notes. With some work on the timing and a more relaxed flow to the dialogue you guys will have this down.
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  1. 11/25/2011 3:39 PM Miles wrote:
     Aside from a couple of lines, sounded natural to me. I loved it.
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• 11/25/2011 9:29 PM neil wrote:
  that was funny as hell love well it flowed i know brad your busy as hell with the snob movie and all you do for the site but it was like a blast from the past with the old mst3k shows you guys really got something awesome going and you should do more if you got the time or want to after the snob movie but it was an awesome rift vid
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• 11/26/2011 1:18 PM Stephen wrote:
  I feel the commentary is a bit too loud compared to the video audio track and a bit too frequent. I can't get a real feel and understanding for the original audio track because of this. I watch all your other videos as they come out but these i never finish watching because the commentary is too overpowering and distracting. Sorry.
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  1. 11/26/2011 5:16 PM Farg wrote:
     Worked perfectly for me. The pacing was the same as any other riff. Fix your speakers maybe.
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• 11/27/2011 5:22 AM Turcano wrote:
  So if flames are attracted to Joe, and moths are attracted to flames, does that mean that Joe is attracted to moths?
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  1. 11/30/2011 12:10 AM orcabagork wrote:
     No, I think that means that moths are attracted to Joe, though the feeling might me mutual, who knows?
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• 11/27/2011 8:26 PM CinemaSnobJr. wrote:
  Who else thinks the CS should get in touch with the MST3K/Rifftrax guys and do a special episode with them riffing one of those bad horror films?
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• 11/27/2011 10:30 PM Furluge wrote:
  This was incredibly funny, but it also made me a little depressed. I don't think I can imagine anyone born in the 80's who could cook any of that stuff, let alone carve it.
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• 11/28/2011 12:21 AM Matt wrote:
  Was that Harvey Korman joke a Star Wars Holiday Special reference?
  
  Dear God, did I get a Star Wars Holiday Special reference?
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• 11/28/2011 5:46 PM Navynerd wrote:
  Actually one of my favorite videos you've produced in a hot minute Mr. Jones. Really hoping to see more like this in the future. Didn't get to spend Thanksgiving with my family this year due to being stationed in Sicily, so this really brought me some much-needed laughs, and I'll definitely be spreading it amongst the guys.
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• 11/29/2011 1:17 AM Anonymous wrote:
  One of your best yet, guys. MST3K better watch out.
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• 11/29/2011 1:41 AM Anonymous wrote:
  One of your best yet, guys. MST3K better watch out.
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• 11/29/2011 5:29 AM Murro wrote:
  I LOVED THIS XD! I TOLD YOU THAT WAS NORMAL GLORIA! GLORIA?! GGLLOORRRIIAA!!
  Please make more of these! I would love LOVE to see more!!!
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• 11/29/2011 1:44 PM M.MC wrote:
  Okay Brad, you, Brian and Jake need to do more Riffs together because that was your best/funniest Rifftrax yet! "A whole head?!"
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• 12/1/2011 9:31 PM snapbacks wholesale wrote:
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• 12/2/2011 11:14 PM Kyle Huckins wrote:
  24 hours later and I still laugh when I hear the word Gloria. Jake really needs his own show where he just gets pissed off and rants. There are few who can pull off this sort of comedic anger.
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• 12/4/2011 4:16 PM Manda wrote:
  I freaking lost it when Jake did the Swedish Chef voice.
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  1. 4/30/2012 10:17 PM Juso wrote:
     This.
     
     This is amazing. please do another.
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