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11/29/2011 5:33 PM
Laurel B wrote:
...This was just an excuse for a Lloyd video, wasn't it. /notcomplaining
I'll just be over here squeeing.
...Do "Night of a 1000 Cats" next. No reason. >.> Reply to this
11/29/2011 6:11 PMBooRat wrote:
Yay, a Loyd heavy episode!!! I never seen this one but it sound terrible! Nurse I Wasn't Hired For My Tits! best title character ever! I'm surprised not Haggrette or John Holmes jokes dealing with the Grave Robber and the Porn Mustached Doctor! I'd proffered more killer cats in this movie! So, ya'll gonna riff this film someday? Reply to this
11/29/2011 6:17 PM
Chroniklor wrote:
Thank you Brad for dedicating this episode to your second best Co-Star (plus thanks for the Grendel music accompanying that intro, it was a nice touch). Hope to see more Lloyd in any Cinema Snob or Brad Tries soon. =)
By the by, did you guys get to see "The Muppets"? Reply to this
11/29/2011 7:21 PMangelique_sp wrote:
Yay, a Lloyd video! *Snob voice* I, too, know the snooty joy of Siamese ownership. I just haven't decided on his theme-music yet. Reply to this
11/29/2011 8:51 PMZamanta De Jesus wrote:
Loved the review. And I know that WTF?! feeling. I watched tonight "The Echo Game" and I still don't understand what the hell happened. Maybe they have the same editor, 'cause they have the same shitty style. Hi there, Brad. Take care, Lloyd!!! Reply to this
11/30/2011 7:10 AM
Liz wrote:
Well,looks like we know where pet cementary got at least a small portion of inspiration from and pet cementary is actually better by 89.9% and this piece of flop movie had no idea it was even a movie in itself,
Now, Crystal Pepsi with Good bits of jarrid for you, Lloyd. Reply to this
11/30/2011 7:53 AM
PalaceOfWisdom wrote:
One of the bad guys totally looked like a young Pete Postlewaite. Also you should have used Catfood by King Crimson at some point.
11/30/2011 8:10 AM
Alex wrote:
Just what did you stuff down in the cushion to make Lloyd so interested in that chair?
Related: How's the backseat of your car doing these days since the Breaking Dawn review? Reply to this
11/30/2011 3:17 PM
quietm4n wrote:
Lloyd needs to be in more movies he's the best actor in this.
I don't know how IMDB missed crediting Mick Foley as the grave robber for shame.
This is going to be remade as LOLCATS:the movie. Reply to this
11/30/2011 3:52 PM
MikeKz wrote:
That was a fun review. What a shitty movie though.
Maybe it's pointless to ask for such a movie to make sense, but what the hell was with the concept? How much money is there in making cat food out of human corpses that are delivered to you one at a time? The guys who were making the cat food didn't seem all that twisted either, so I doubt they were doing for their own sick pleasure. So what the hell is with his movie? It's a real piece of shit. Reply to this
11/30/2011 8:13 PM
ClemensTheMenace wrote:
Nice Troll music Intro. You should always do this when Lloyd is in your videos like you did in the one before( Don't know which it was right now. Anyway great video. Reply to this
11/30/2011 9:43 PMConlabentis wrote:
This is why I stick to dry cat food. I like the inclusion of your cat but a few more stock roll shots might have gotten you some eye rolls from Lloyd. Cats acting human; cinema gold.
I also agree that the cat element was lacking. Animal murder movies are hilariously good... Usually... Reply to this
11/30/2011 10:09 PM
Elizabeth wrote:
Cats have different standards when it comes to movies. My friend has one bombay who was *fascinated* by Invasion of the Neptune men and would watch it with rapt attention. Reply to this
11/30/2011 11:48 PM
Handsome Pete wrote:
Excellent! Unrelated note, could you imagine how much better this movie would be if there was something that tied together the creature and investigation plotlines? Like let's say, just for example, a scene where the main bad dude is walking to his car after work one day, and the cats were menacing him. Like, not attacking him, but he was scared and had to run to his car. Reply to this
12/1/2011 12:24 AM
CapinCripes wrote:
I actually enjoyed this movie. not because it was a good movie... it wasn't but because it was amazingly hilarious. anyway Great review. you should review The corpse grinders 2. Reply to this
12/1/2011 7:29 PM
JayRam wrote:
It's no secret that Lloyd used to snort lines of Coke with Rick James. When times are rough, you gotta do what you gotta do to buy that next rock--like appearing in The Corpse Grinders. Reply to this
12/1/2011 10:45 PM
Alex Jowski wrote:
I saw this movie when I was in high school and still wonder - using the logic of this movie cats should be attacking cows like crazy since most cat food is made out of "beef parts." Reply to this
12/9/2011 12:02 AMThe Movie Explorer wrote:
Great review. Nurse “I’m-Not-In-This-for-My-Tits” had me laughing extra hard. The plot it simultaneously simplistic and byzantine, a feat only someone as inept as Ted V. Mikels can attain. Reply to this
Unfortunately my page hates donate buttons and the link doesn't work, but if you would like to help out The Cinema Snob, my Paypal account is under thecinemasnob@yahoo.com
ANother great review, last weeks was a bit short, but great to see another long review.
BTW, thanks for uploading the writers cut of Paranoia.
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Last week's episode was 18 minutes. Technically longer than this episode.
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sorry, i meant the week before, Porno Midnight Heat
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Interesting trivia fact: The cover of this movie was copied by so called "Death-Rapper" Necro:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gLqj3VhA77M/Ss71Jn55WHI/AAAAAAAADUg/8DMbMAbc_6w/s400/Necro-Brutality+Part+1.jpg
Nice review as always.
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Necro rules!
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BEST
INTRO
EVER
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I thought at first this was a movie about the singer of Cannibal Corpse.
Great review, Brad.
Lloyd!
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What I want to know is what are you doing with the good bits of Jerrid Number 1.
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Mixing them with the bad bits of Snob Number 1.
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...Brad and Jerrid Re-enact The Body Shop?
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Forget Jerrid #1, I miss Onion Jerrid.
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...This was just an excuse for a Lloyd video, wasn't it. /notcomplaining
I'll just be over here squeeing.
...Do "Night of a 1000 Cats" next. No reason. >.>
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Yay, a Loyd heavy episode!!!
I never seen this one but it sound terrible!
Nurse I Wasn't Hired For My Tits! best title character ever!
I'm surprised not Haggrette or John Holmes jokes dealing with the Grave Robber and the Porn Mustached Doctor!
I'd proffered more killer cats in this movie!
So, ya'll gonna riff this film someday?
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Thank you Brad for dedicating this episode to your second best Co-Star (plus thanks for the Grendel music accompanying that intro, it was a nice touch). Hope to see more Lloyd in any Cinema Snob or Brad Tries soon. =)
By the by, did you guys get to see "The Muppets"?
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Flcl poster? You're now even cooler.
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Yay, a Lloyd video!
*Snob voice* I, too, know the snooty joy of Siamese ownership. I just haven't decided on his theme-music yet.
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I'll stick with "The Uncanny", thank you very much.
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Loved the review. And I know that WTF?! feeling. I watched tonight "The Echo Game" and I still don't understand what the hell happened. Maybe they have the same editor, 'cause they have the same shitty style. Hi there, Brad. Take care, Lloyd!!!
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im surprised you didnt make a soylent green joke
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Heh... Elves.
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Sounds like they spliced together 3 different movies.
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I have a feeling there was lots of calling Lloyd's name but not as much petting to go with it.
Animalsplotation!
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Lloyd is a great actor!
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dennis hopper my ass thats tommy chong!!!
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Ted V. Mikels: "I'll get you Snob, and your little cat to!"
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just what was that intro?! xD
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Well,looks like we know where pet cementary got at least a small portion of inspiration from and pet cementary is actually better by 89.9% and this piece of flop movie had no idea it was even a movie in itself,
Now, Crystal Pepsi with Good bits of jarrid for you, Lloyd.
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Saw this movie like 5 years ago... Worst piece of trash i have ever seen
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One of the bad guys totally looked like a young Pete Postlewaite.
Also you should have used Catfood by King Crimson at some point.
Anyway, great episode
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Just what did you stuff down in the cushion to make Lloyd so interested in that chair?
Related: How's the backseat of your car doing these days since the Breaking Dawn review?
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Lloyd needs to be in more movies he's the best actor in this.
I don't know how IMDB missed crediting Mick Foley as the grave robber for shame.
This is going to be remade as LOLCATS:the movie.
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That was a fun review. What a shitty movie though.
Maybe it's pointless to ask for such a movie to make sense, but what the hell was with the concept? How much money is there in making cat food out of human corpses that are delivered to you one at a time? The guys who were making the cat food didn't seem all that twisted either, so I doubt they were doing for their own sick pleasure. So what the hell is with his movie? It's a real piece of shit.
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"Lloyd tries" Soylent Green.
Well, can't hug every cat.
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I'd rather watch this than having to sit thru Sleepwalkers again...
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I hear ya.
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Why does everybody hate sleepwalkers i thought it was pretty good.
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I don't know why! I like that Stephen King movie. The effects in it were practical and everything!
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Nice Troll music Intro. You should always do this when Lloyd is in your videos like you did in the one before( Don't know which it was right now. Anyway great video.
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Loved Paranoia, I'm thinking of making a movie kinda like it.
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This is why I stick to dry cat food. I like the inclusion of your cat but a few more stock roll shots might have gotten you some eye rolls from Lloyd. Cats acting human; cinema gold.
I also agree that the cat element was lacking. Animal murder movies are hilariously good... Usually...
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Hmmm. . . a cat's reaction to this movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q6Gn44XhXo
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Cats have different standards when it comes to movies. My friend has one bombay who was *fascinated* by Invasion of the Neptune men and would watch it with rapt attention.
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Excellent!
Unrelated note, could you imagine how much better this movie would be if there was something that tied together the creature and investigation plotlines? Like let's say, just for example, a scene where the main bad dude is walking to his car after work one day, and the cats were menacing him. Like, not attacking him, but he was scared and had to run to his car.
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I actually enjoyed this movie. not because it was a good movie... it wasn't but because it was amazingly hilarious. anyway Great review. you should review The corpse grinders 2.
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review rated x with charlie sheen and eilio esevez!
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I feel bad for Brad, after all, Lloyd is stealing every scene he's in!
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It's no secret that Lloyd used to snort lines of Coke with Rick James. When times are rough, you gotta do what you gotta do to buy that next rock--like appearing in The Corpse Grinders.
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I saw this movie when I was in high school and still wonder - using the logic of this movie cats should be attacking cows like crazy since most cat food is made out of "beef parts."
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Brad, I hate to tell you but Nukie is better than Sleepwalkers.
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Finally, less screen time for The Cinema Snob and more time for the true star of the website.
Luvs ya Lloyd!
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Uncapable? Brad, I am disappoint.
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Great review. Nurse “I’m-Not-In-This-for-My-Tits” had me laughing extra hard. The plot it simultaneously simplistic and byzantine, a feat only someone as inept as Ted V. Mikels can attain.
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Is Lloyd named after anyone in particular or do you just like that name? Also, good review as always Mr. Jones. ^_^
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the corpse grinders 3, more information :
http://tyrannosaurus.es/films/index.php/films/ficcion/44-the-corpse-grinders-3-cg3
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