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And brucesploitation is always great to make fun of. Awesome video. Reply to this
12/1/2011 6:36 PM
mrwednesdaynight wrote:
I've seen this one. Its up on you tube for anyone who wants to see it. Very well done. Although you could have found a way to mention "Bruce Lee's" newborn son appears to be at least 3 years old in the movie. Well done though. I hope we see more of Kung Tai Ted Reply to this
And completely OT, but have you heard about the whole Manos restoration effort, Brad? It's been announced for a while now, but I've only heard about it recently - and it seems it has gained momentum only recently too. Reply to this
12/1/2011 7:45 PM
Lermont wrote:
lol, I thought I was the only one to notice. That girl must find it quite entertaining being Brad's neighbor, with all the crazy shit going on around his house. Reply to this
12/3/2011 7:03 AM
DarkBee wrote:
Doesn't Jerrid have a daughter? Maybe that's her and she's just watching what kind of funny things daddy is doing. Reply to this
12/1/2011 7:48 PMJeremy Zitnik wrote:
I thought you said you made cat food out of him? I suppose you must have shot this seen before you fed him into the cuisinart. Reply to this
12/1/2011 7:57 PM
ClemensTheMenace wrote:
hey brad who's the lady at the window at 2:20? Your neighbour? I bet the neighbourhood is right now rumoring about that strange couple in the street filming strange stuff outside their hose Reply to this
12/1/2011 8:11 PM
jdreyfuss wrote:
That's just bad form. How can you piss in public without a Chargers helmet or Gatorade towel to provide modesty? Reply to this
12/1/2011 8:22 PMBooRat wrote:
Yay, Kung-Tai-Ted is back! This actually looks like the kind of old bad Bruce Lee ripping off Martial Arts movie I'd love! I still want an in-dept review of Master of the Flying Gheatene!
You must complete desecrate your enemies remains or they might come back to life! (I say as I urinate out the fire from the burning dismembered corpse!) Reply to this
12/1/2011 11:36 PM
Fiery Lttle One wrote:
Another Kung Tai Ted movie that I've seen, though I don't remember this one as well as the one that had the kid attacked by the tiger. Reply to this
12/2/2011 3:27 AMDUstin K. wrote:
Awesome new Kung Tai Ted Thanks Brad i was wondering when you'd make more, love episodes of this series can't wait for more! Reply to this
12/2/2011 10:32 AM
Gal Pal Sal wrote:
Oh-oh! I see what you did there, movie. Rapist killed buy snakes, snakes being a phallic symbol. I'd salute you if I wasn't totally sure that wasn't just a coincidence. Reply to this
12/2/2011 11:54 PM
Jimaur wrote:
Dear Kung Fu Ted, 1.Wake yo' goat mouth ass up! 2.Can you try the Brian Bosworth in Denver gig for 1 episode? 3.3:13-3:20 was the soundtrack farting?? 4.Did the wizard cover his hair and eyebrows in cocaine? 5.Good to see you back! Sincerely, Me Reply to this
12/3/2011 1:02 AM
Aaron wrote:
Good to see Ted again, I was starting to think that seeing the kid getting mauled by that tiger had completely broken Ted's spirit. Reply to this
12/3/2011 11:14 AMPixelJustice wrote:
YYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! awesome to see more Kung Tai Ted! I wish i had a channel on my tv that just played this and 80's dan over and over lol. but yeah, a question!
Dear kung Tai Ted.
Did you do anything for Bruce Lee's birthday this year? I got baked and watched Enter The Dragon. good times.
I just made up a character called Jiu Jitsu Jed, is it ok as long as I change my name to Brad Li Jones.
well, I'm off to channel my ki into an unstoppable force, or drink sake, same thing.
12/7/2011 5:55 AM
WideAndNerdy wrote:
Great. I always like Kung Tai Ted. Two snuff films now? Seems to have had the right effect on Ted. I think you're set to take this character in a whole new direction. Reply to this
1/3/2012 12:08 AM
Jay wrote:
Hah, wild. I've been wanting to see that one, since it co-stars "Donna", who was also prominently in The Image Of Bruce Lee. Too bad it doesn't seem the same sultry dub voice actress from Image didn't come back for this one. Reply to this
1/12/2012 5:26 AM
Some guy who reads Chinese wrote:
The direct translation of the name of this movie is "Snake Pearl". I was thinking why they did not go with that title. Perhaps "Bruce Lee in New Guinea" is a better sounding title. Reply to this
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Ah yes, Ted is back!
And brucesploitation is always great to make fun of. Awesome video.
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I've seen this one. Its up on you tube for anyone who wants to see it. Very well done. Although you could have found a way to mention "Bruce Lee's" newborn son appears to be at least 3 years old in the movie. Well done though. I hope we see more of Kung Tai Ted
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Right on, more Kung Tai Ted!
And completely OT, but have you heard about the whole Manos restoration effort, Brad? It's been announced for a while now, but I've only heard about it recently - and it seems it has gained momentum only recently too.
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lol at 2:20. The little girl watching you fake pee on Jerrid.
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lol, I thought I was the only one to notice. That girl must find it quite entertaining being Brad's neighbor, with all the crazy shit going on around his house.
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LOL, I saw that too. Was just about to comment on it and saw yours. xD
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Doesn't Jerrid have a daughter? Maybe that's her and she's just watching what kind of funny things daddy is doing.
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It's not a little girl. It's an old lady who I don't think has a television.
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She waved to the camera too.
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A new Kung tai ted thank Kali
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I thought you said you made cat food out of him? I suppose you must have shot this seen before you fed him into the cuisinart.
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hey brad who's the lady at the window at 2:20? Your neighbour? I bet the neighbourhood is right now rumoring about that strange couple in the street filming strange stuff outside their hose
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That's just bad form. How can you piss in public without a Chargers helmet or Gatorade towel to provide modesty?
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Yay, Kung-Tai-Ted is back!
This actually looks like the kind of old bad Bruce Lee ripping off Martial Arts movie I'd love!
I still want an in-dept review of Master of the Flying Gheatene!
You must complete desecrate your enemies remains or they might come back to life! (I say as I urinate out the fire from the burning dismembered corpse!)
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Another Kung Tai Ted movie that I've seen, though I don't remember this one as well as the one that had the kid attacked by the tiger.
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Awesome new Kung Tai Ted Thanks Brad i was wondering when you'd make more, love episodes of this series can't wait for more!
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Oh-oh! I see what you did there, movie. Rapist killed buy snakes, snakes being a phallic symbol. I'd salute you if I wasn't totally sure that wasn't just a coincidence.
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Damn it, Ted - you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
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LOL was this really Linkara? I can totally picture him yelling this.
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somewhere, someone is looking up the legal ramifications of fake peeing in front of a minor.
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I was drinking a V while I was watching this... I had to make sure I didn't spit it out. XP
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"As your eyes are much dreamier." Lol good one Brad.
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Dear Kung Fu Ted,
1.Wake yo' goat mouth ass up!
2.Can you try the Brian Bosworth in Denver gig for 1 episode?
3.3:13-3:20 was the soundtrack farting??
4.Did the wizard cover his hair and eyebrows in cocaine?
5.Good to see you back!
Sincerely, Me
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Good to see Ted again, I was starting to think that seeing the kid getting mauled by that tiger had completely broken Ted's spirit.
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YYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! awesome to see more Kung Tai Ted! I wish i had a channel on my tv that just played this and 80's dan over and over lol. but yeah, a question!
Dear kung Tai Ted.
Did you do anything for Bruce Lee's birthday this year? I got baked and watched Enter The Dragon. good times.
I just made up a character called Jiu Jitsu Jed, is it ok as long as I change my name to Brad Li Jones.
well, I'm off to channel my ki into an unstoppable force, or drink sake, same thing.
p.s I have tiger blood in my veins.
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Would the rip-off of Kung Tai Ted be Kong Tae Tad?
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Great. I always like Kung Tai Ted. Two snuff films now? Seems to have had the right effect on Ted. I think you're set to take this character in a whole new direction.
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I suppose Bruce Li in Hong Kong didn’t quite have the same ring to it.
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Hah, wild. I've been wanting to see that one, since it co-stars "Donna", who was also prominently in The Image Of Bruce Lee.
Too bad it doesn't seem the same sultry dub voice actress from Image didn't come back for this one.
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The direct translation of the name of this movie is "Snake Pearl". I was thinking why they did not go with that title. Perhaps "Bruce Lee in New Guinea" is a better sounding title.
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