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12/8/2011 7:59 PM
Lisa wrote:
It was wrong of me to laugh at the bit where you had to get kids to watch your reenactment of the santa fucking scene but I did anyway. Reply to this
12/8/2011 8:48 PM
MikeKz wrote:
Hmm, that's kind of like the ending to the Peter Sellers movie Being There.
Your Big Box reviewer voice is funny Brad. It's sleazy yet endearing at the same time. Jillian's acting was good as well. Reply to this
12/8/2011 9:14 PM
Hatebreeder wrote:
Seeing the Snobs reaction to the ending was probably one of my favorite parts from a Big Box video lol. Reply to this
12/12/2011 4:06 PM
Matrim wrote:
Jeez, doesn't anyone know how to multitask? I once wrote a 18 page lab report while rutting, (ok, technically I didn't write the hole thing while doing it, but an appreciable chunk). He could have at least done the editing at the same time. Reply to this
12/8/2011 11:07 PM
Tanner wrote:
Out of all the DVDs on the shelf, the only ones I can clearly make out are the Lord of the Rings extended editions and some Studio Ghibli movies. Reply to this
12/8/2011 11:32 PM
Lai-Lai wrote:
I was afraid you were never going to do another Big Box episode again. Glad to be wrong. Reply to this
12/8/2011 11:43 PM
Mike wrote:
That ending reminds me of the ending to "Radio-Flyer," this terrible movie starring Elijah Wood as a kid who's brother escapes their abusive stepfather by making a working airplane out of their Radio-Flyer wagon... yeah it makes just as little sense as here. Reply to this
12/9/2011 12:50 AMBooRat wrote:
Wow it's been awhile since one of these came out! The movie sounds interesting! Is it available anywhere on DVD!? Was that beard scene suppose to mean he grew a real white beard a la The Santa Clause or did he like super glue a fake one to his face!? Oh rape van! We've all wanted one in the past! And from the nonspeaking role we can only guess at vocal cord removal in the back of a poorly lite van with power-tools! So are you going to Snob this one or was this review enough!?
PS: I got a question is there like some sort of technical difficulty at TGWTG as I've been trying t watch videos on there all day but I can't get no further than the home page. when I click on a video it goes to an error page!? And it's not my internet as no other site has been doing this! Reply to this
12/13/2011 8:14 PM
elisabeth wrote:
Regarding the TGWTG thing... I heard that it is down due to a DDoS attack and they are trying to fix it. Blip is still up so go there instead. Reply to this
12/9/2011 2:01 AM
Mr. Fusion wrote:
thanx for a new big box episode! the next episode should be a movie from WIZARD Video 8) do you have any? Reply to this
12/9/2011 7:23 AM
Creature SH wrote:
If there's any video that makes a certain person having lost weight really obvious, it's the return of the Big Box... Reply to this
12/9/2011 8:38 AM
Aninerd wrote:
What a happy Story..Man,that "santa Claus" was creepy looking when he spied kids. Reply to this
I am deeply, deeply offended. Rape is no joke and only an evil person would joke about it...
Just being a wise ass. A fighter for the UFC was actually fired yesterday for post a rape van joke from the show "Workaholics" on his Twitter account. Reply to this
12/9/2011 10:38 PM
Guild Navigator wrote:
I thought Vic and the Big Box Girl were retired (or dead from gonorrhea) I had heard of this flick,but I never got around to see it. The fact that it has a torch-wielding mob chasing after Santa in a Van, makes me want to watch it even more. Reply to this
12/10/2011 1:52 AM
John wrote:
Hey Jillian, Where did your solo website go ? I have been a major fan of Brads for a few years But Where is your input as promised a year or so ago. Please dont get me wrong I like to see your awesome cleavage but your reviews would be awesome too Reply to this
12/11/2011 12:44 AM
CPC wrote:
Glad to see Vic back, and more importantly, the Big Box Model! Jillian has lost some weight, but she's still built. Lucky dog, you...
"Whether it's Santa's sleigh, or a rape van, either way it's still full of toys!" Hahaha! I totally lost it at that point. Reply to this
12/13/2011 6:06 PMStrelnikov wrote:
It's their lame attempt to be arty; somebody else brought up "Radio Flyer", and that's pretty much what they were going with here: the metaphorical ending. Makes no sense thematicially, but that was their ending. Reply to this
12/14/2011 12:40 PM
DrGlitterhouse wrote:
I'm not likely to watch the actual movie, but I thought the ending sounded like the ending to Brazil, where the protagonist had escaped in his head. If the movie is about a killer with Santa Claus delusions, how is his imagining his van flying like a magic sleigh thematically nonsensical? Reply to this
12/17/2011 4:02 AMCar Hire LA wrote:
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12/25/2011 10:18 PM
Thedoctor wrote:
Someone behind the door has to be the best/worst title ever. Also Is it just me or did Jillian lose weight? She's always been cute and hot but now she's even hotter Good for you Jillian! Reply to this
3/10/2012 1:38 AMDesert Ridge Homes wrote:
They took the time to speak with me at length before i even made my first trip to Arizona, paying special attention to my requirements. Thanks. Reply to this
3/29/2012 10:38 PM
J.P. wrote:
These Big Box videos are pure nostalgia fuel! I really do wish you'd make them more often. Reply to this
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I see nothing wrong with Santa using a windowless van to deliver presents!
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It was wrong of me to laugh at the bit where you had to get kids to watch your reenactment of the santa fucking scene but I did anyway.
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I agree with Cinema Snob.....
"What?"
That's gotta be the most... cracktastic ending of one of these movies yet. Are you sure that this wasn't made by a time traveling M. Night Shyamalan?
"What A Twist!"
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M. Night could come up with a good totally out of nowhere twist like this on his best day!
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I don't think the Big Box Model enjoyed this episode that much. She must not like Santa Claus.
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Oooohhhrrrrmmmrrrmmrmoorrmmmgremlins...
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Hmm, that's kind of like the ending to the Peter Sellers movie Being There.
Your Big Box reviewer voice is funny Brad. It's sleazy yet endearing at the same time. Jillian's acting was good as well.
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Seeing the Snobs reaction to the ending was probably one of my favorite parts from a Big Box video lol.
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Aside from the model of course
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Great video! I a movie I've actually seen lol
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It just wouldn't feel like the Holiday season if Vic wasn't verbally abusing the Big Box Model.=)
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What took big box so long?!?!
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Hey man, if you got to bang Jillian on a regular basis, you'd take forever releasing a video too.
Speaking of which, we need another Softly From Cable.
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True and yes please.
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Jeez, doesn't anyone know how to multitask? I once wrote a 18 page lab report while rutting, (ok, technically I didn't write the hole thing while doing it, but an appreciable chunk). He could have at least done the editing at the same time.
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Out of all the DVDs on the shelf, the only ones I can clearly make out are the Lord of the Rings extended editions and some Studio Ghibli movies.
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I was afraid you were never going to do another Big Box episode again. Glad to be wrong.
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That ending reminds me of the ending to "Radio-Flyer," this terrible movie starring Elijah Wood as a kid who's brother escapes their abusive stepfather by making a working airplane out of their Radio-Flyer wagon... yeah it makes just as little sense as here.
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Saint Vic! Good tidings and beer for all of us.
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Wow it's been awhile since one of these came out!
The movie sounds interesting! Is it available anywhere on DVD!? Was that beard scene suppose to mean he grew a real white beard a la The Santa Clause or did he like super glue a fake one to his face!?
Oh rape van! We've all wanted one in the past! And from the nonspeaking role we can only guess at vocal cord removal in the back of a poorly lite van with power-tools!
So are you going to Snob this one or was this review enough!?
PS: I got a question is there like some sort of technical difficulty at TGWTG as I've been trying t watch videos on there all day but I can't get no further than the home page. when I click on a video it goes to an error page!? And it's not my internet as no other site has been doing this!
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Regarding the TGWTG thing... I heard that it is down due to a DDoS attack and they are trying to fix it. Blip is still up so go there instead.
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Fucking love the "NPR Car Talk" accent lol
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thanx for a new big box episode! the next episode should be a movie from WIZARD Video 8) do you have any?
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God, brad. that voice... it's so funny. this video is great.
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If there's any video that makes a certain person having lost weight really obvious, it's the return of the Big Box...
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What a happy Story..Man,that "santa Claus" was creepy looking when he spied kids.
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Rape van? Rape van?! RAPE VAN?!?
I am deeply, deeply offended. Rape is no joke and only an evil person would joke about it...
Just being a wise ass. A fighter for the UFC was actually fired yesterday for post a rape van joke from the show "Workaholics" on his Twitter account.
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I thought Vic and the Big Box Girl were retired (or dead from gonorrhea) I had heard of this flick,but I never got around to see it. The fact that it has a torch-wielding mob chasing after Santa in a Van, makes me want to watch it even more.
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Hey Jillian, Where did your solo website go ? I have been a major fan of Brads for a few years But Where is your input as promised a year or so ago. Please dont get me wrong I like to see your awesome cleavage but your reviews would be awesome too
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I used to have this same video - bought from a local video store as well.
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Gotta say it's great to see Vic back for more Big Box videos.
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Glad to see Vic back, and more importantly, the Big Box Model! Jillian has lost some weight, but she's still built. Lucky dog, you...
"Whether it's Santa's sleigh, or a rape van, either way it's still full of toys!" Hahaha! I totally lost it at that point.
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Ah, good old You Better Watch Out.
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I, too, am obsessed with mmmmmmooohmmm gremlins!
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It's their lame attempt to be arty; somebody else brought up "Radio Flyer", and that's pretty much what they were going with here: the metaphorical ending. Makes no sense thematicially, but that was their ending.
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I'm not likely to watch the actual movie, but I thought the ending sounded like the ending to Brazil, where the protagonist had escaped in his head. If the movie is about a killer with Santa Claus delusions, how is his imagining his van flying like a magic sleigh thematically nonsensical?
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1:47 For some reason I want to pull on that damn zipper.
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I love this series and was ecstatic to see a new video. Will we get to see a Christmas episode of 80’s Dan?
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Someone behind the door has to be the best/worst title ever. Also Is it just me or did Jillian lose weight? She's always been cute and hot but now she's even hotter
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They took the time to speak with me at length before i even made my first trip to Arizona, paying special attention to my requirements. Thanks.
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These Big Box videos are pure nostalgia fuel! I really do wish you'd make them more often.
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