The Big Box: "Christmas Evil"

The Big Box returns with this creepy underrated Santa tale.

 

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  • 12/8/2011 7:32 PM Louis wrote:
    I see nothing wrong with Santa using a windowless van to deliver presents!
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  • 12/8/2011 7:59 PM Lisa wrote:
    It was wrong of me to laugh at the bit where you had to get kids to watch your reenactment of the santa fucking scene but I did anyway.
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  • 12/8/2011 8:12 PM Beast wrote:
    I agree with Cinema Snob.....

    "What?"

    That's gotta be the most... cracktastic ending of one of these movies yet. Are you sure that this wasn't made by a time traveling M. Night Shyamalan?

    "What A Twist!"
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    1. 12/9/2011 12:54 AM BooRat wrote:
      M. Night could come up with a good totally out of nowhere twist like this on his best day!
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  • 12/8/2011 8:13 PM Gerald wrote:
    I don't think the Big Box Model enjoyed this episode that much. She must not like Santa Claus.
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  • 12/8/2011 8:38 PM Andrew wrote:
    Oooohhhrrrrmmmrrrmmrmoorrmmmgremlins...
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  • 12/8/2011 8:48 PM MikeKz wrote:
    Hmm, that's kind of like the ending to the Peter Sellers movie Being There.

    Your Big Box reviewer voice is funny Brad. It's sleazy yet endearing at the same time. Jillian's acting was good as well.
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  • 12/8/2011 9:14 PM Hatebreeder wrote:
    Seeing the Snobs reaction to the ending was probably one of my favorite parts from a Big Box video lol.
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    1. 12/8/2011 9:17 PM Hatebreeder wrote:
      Aside from the model of course
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  • 12/8/2011 10:04 PM George wrote:
    Great video! I a movie I've actually seen lol
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  • 12/8/2011 10:06 PM JayRam wrote:
    It just wouldn't feel like the Holiday season if Vic wasn't verbally abusing the Big Box Model.=)
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  • 12/8/2011 10:47 PM Justus Beraden wrote:
    What took big box so long?!?!
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    1. 12/9/2011 12:14 AM Josh wrote:
      Hey man, if you got to bang Jillian on a regular basis, you'd take forever releasing a video too.

      Speaking of which, we need another Softly From Cable.
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      1. 12/9/2011 10:02 AM DarkBee wrote:
        True and yes please.
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      2. 12/12/2011 4:06 PM Matrim wrote:
        Jeez, doesn't anyone know how to multitask? I once wrote a 18 page lab report while rutting, (ok, technically I didn't write the hole thing while doing it, but an appreciable chunk). He could have at least done the editing at the same time.
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  • 12/8/2011 11:07 PM Tanner wrote:
    Out of all the DVDs on the shelf, the only ones I can clearly make out are the Lord of the Rings extended editions and some Studio Ghibli movies.
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  • 12/8/2011 11:32 PM Lai-Lai wrote:
    I was afraid you were never going to do another Big Box episode again. Glad to be wrong.
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  • 12/8/2011 11:43 PM Mike wrote:
    That ending reminds me of the ending to "Radio-Flyer," this terrible movie starring Elijah Wood as a kid who's brother escapes their abusive stepfather by making a working airplane out of their Radio-Flyer wagon... yeah it makes just as little sense as here.
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  • 12/9/2011 12:10 AM John wrote:
    Saint Vic! Good tidings and beer for all of us.
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  • 12/9/2011 12:50 AM BooRat wrote:
    Wow it's been awhile since one of these came out!
    The movie sounds interesting! Is it available anywhere on DVD!? Was that beard scene suppose to mean he grew a real white beard a la The Santa Clause or did he like super glue a fake one to his face!?
    Oh rape van! We've all wanted one in the past! And from the nonspeaking role we can only guess at vocal cord removal in the back of a poorly lite van with power-tools!
    So are you going to Snob this one or was this review enough!?

    PS: I got a question is there like some sort of technical difficulty at TGWTG as I've been trying t watch videos on there all day but I can't get no further than the home page. when I click on a video it goes to an error page!? And it's not my internet as no other site has been doing this!
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    1. 12/13/2011 8:14 PM elisabeth wrote:
      Regarding the TGWTG thing... I heard that it is down due to a DDoS attack and they are trying to fix it. Blip is still up so go there instead.
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  • 12/9/2011 12:52 AM Noah wrote:
    Fucking love the "NPR Car Talk" accent lol
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  • 12/9/2011 2:01 AM Mr. Fusion wrote:
    thanx for a new big box episode! the next episode should be a movie from WIZARD Video 8) do you have any?
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  • 12/9/2011 4:03 AM snailo wrote:
    God, brad. that voice... it's so funny. this video is great.
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  • 12/9/2011 7:23 AM Creature SH wrote:
    If there's any video that makes a certain person having lost weight really obvious, it's the return of the Big Box...
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  • 12/9/2011 8:38 AM Aninerd wrote:
    What a happy Story..Man,that "santa Claus" was creepy looking when he spied kids.
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  • 12/9/2011 10:08 PM Frank Carbonni wrote:
    Rape van? Rape van?! RAPE VAN?!?

    I am deeply, deeply offended. Rape is no joke and only an evil person would joke about it...

    Just being a wise ass. A fighter for the UFC was actually fired yesterday for post a rape van joke from the show "Workaholics" on his Twitter account.
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  • 12/9/2011 10:38 PM Guild Navigator wrote:
    I thought Vic and the Big Box Girl were retired (or dead from gonorrhea) I had heard of this flick,but I never got around to see it. The fact that it has a torch-wielding mob chasing after Santa in a Van, makes me want to watch it even more.
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  • 12/10/2011 1:52 AM John wrote:
    Hey Jillian, Where did your solo website go ? I have been a major fan of Brads for a few years But Where is your input as promised a year or so ago. Please dont get me wrong I like to see your awesome cleavage but your reviews would be awesome too
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  • 12/10/2011 4:48 AM Alex Jowski wrote:
    I used to have this same video - bought from a local video store as well.
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  • 12/10/2011 3:14 PM Matt wrote:
    Gotta say it's great to see Vic back for more Big Box videos.
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  • 12/11/2011 12:44 AM CPC wrote:
    Glad to see Vic back, and more importantly, the Big Box Model! Jillian has lost some weight, but she's still built. Lucky dog, you...

    "Whether it's Santa's sleigh, or a rape van, either way it's still full of toys!" Hahaha! I totally lost it at that point.
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  • 12/12/2011 4:50 AM Nobody wrote:
    Ah, good old You Better Watch Out.
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  • 12/13/2011 2:57 PM Seamus wrote:
    I, too, am obsessed with mmmmmmooohmmm gremlins!
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  • 12/13/2011 6:06 PM Strelnikov wrote:
    It's their lame attempt to be arty; somebody else brought up "Radio Flyer", and that's pretty much what they were going with here: the metaphorical ending. Makes no sense thematicially, but that was their ending.
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    1. 12/14/2011 12:40 PM DrGlitterhouse wrote:
      I'm not likely to watch the actual movie, but I thought the ending sounded like the ending to Brazil, where the protagonist had escaped in his head. If the movie is about a killer with Santa Claus delusions, how is his imagining his van flying like a magic sleigh thematically nonsensical?
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  • 12/14/2011 9:45 AM Gunflyer wrote:
    1:47 For some reason I want to pull on that damn zipper.
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  • 12/14/2011 4:17 PM Jake Boland wrote:
    I love this series and was ecstatic to see a new video. Will we get to see a Christmas episode of 80’s Dan?
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  • 12/25/2011 10:18 PM Thedoctor wrote:
    Someone behind the door has to be the best/worst title ever. Also Is it just me or did Jillian lose weight? She's always been cute and hot but now she's even hotter Good for you Jillian!
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  • 3/10/2012 1:38 AM Desert Ridge Homes wrote:
    They took the time to speak with me at length before i even made my first trip to Arizona, paying special attention to my requirements. Thanks.
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  • 3/29/2012 10:38 PM J.P. wrote:
    These Big Box videos are pure nostalgia fuel! I really do wish you'd make them more often.
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