The Worst Films of 2011
Jake and I talk thoroughly about our lesser movie experiences of the year as we each count down our top 10 lists of The Worst Films of 2011.
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HOLY SHIT.
THREE PARTS IS NECESSARY TO EXPLAIN SHITTY MOVIES?!
This is awe inspiring.
But thinking about it...
There has been some shitty movies this year.
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I'm cool with this being a long video. All told, they are discussing 20 different movies, they're lucky they got this in under 2 hours. Plus Brad and Jake have really great reviewer chemistry together.
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Jake.
Can't watch.
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You are the fucking guy aren't you? The one the pissed off Jake? If you are you so deserve his hatred.
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I'll refrain from returning to the Tree of Life discussion and instead express agreement with Jake that Bridesmaids is kinda subpar. What doesn't work about it, though, is not so much any lack on the part of the leads - even Wiig, whose acting I thought was alright when it wasn't loud and abrasive - it's the fact that it never really finds its own identity. It tries to do the 40-year-old Virgin thing where it examines its particular dysfunctional lead character, but it doesn't have the maturity that made that movie really work. We're expected to take Wiig seriously as a businesswoman whose business failed due to the economy, rather than any lack on her part, yet the very same movie shows her running around, screaming, and pushing over tables in a giant temper tantrum that completely spoils the more adult aspects of the character that they tried to develop. It's kind of sad, since the movie had some fairly convincing female friendships, a relative rarity.
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10-7
I agree with ya'll for the most part even though I haven't seen most of what ya'll mentioned here!
I got to disagree though on Harry Potter(I haven't seen it yet but love the franchise) and Green Lantern as I personally liked it and don't get what people hate about it! I understand the monster was poorly designed but I chalk that up to Hollywood's love of smoke creatures!
As for Sucker Punch I haven't seen it or plan on seeing it because of the plot! When it was being marketed at 1st I thought it looked cewl as it looked like a modern trippy Wizard of Oz or Alice in Wonderland style story!
As for Priest I was wantinfg to see it when I heard it was being made then I found out how much they bastardized the book!
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Aw, come-on!
Sucker-Punch was awesome BECAUSE it was self-indulgent!
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HanSK why do you never make any sense whatsoever? Why do you choose to not explain your points you make. And further more why are you on sites like this if you can't take other people's opinions that are different than yours?
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I think I did explain my opinion well enough
I love the movie because of how indulgent it is
And I do respect his opinion, it's just that he dislikes it for the same reasons why I love it
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Fair enough, I see where you are coming from.
I do think that self-indulgence for its own sake can be good - I mean, look at how much a lot of people here like exploitation films. I love those things.
I just felt in Sucker Punch that it was a false self-indulgence. I don't really know how to phrase what I mean, because I am the kind of person who enjoyes self-indulgence for no reason at all, but I still did not like the movie.
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If I was in that theater with Jake, I probably would've said something along the lines of "So, I guess you thought the movie was _insmurfferable_, huh?".
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And it just might have pushed him over the edge and landed him a murder rap.
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If I was in that theater with Jake, I probably would've said something along the lines of "So, I guess you thought the movie was _insmurfferable_, huh?".
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It'd be more in line with the ethos of the film to suggest that he looked like he'd just gotten his smurf pushed in.
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Very good lists. Funny enough, the two best movies I've seen this year are Bridemaids and Harry Potter 7. The reason I like Bridesmaids so much is I thought it had a strong cast. More specifically, Melissa McCarthy stole the movie. The movie just worked for me. Then again, this year I've seen Prom, Monte Carlo, Cars 2, and Alvin and the Chipmunks 3. Basically, Bridesmaids, Harry Potter 7.5, and X-men First Class are the only good movies that I've seen this year.
And thank you so much for including Cars 2 on the list Jake. My mom kept saying, "but it's a kids movie." I hate that logic, because there have been kids movies that I do like. Disney is proof of that.
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YES! I was waiting for this! I love Jake, he is awesome.
As for the movies...
I agree with Jake on Cars 2 and Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids seemed like it was trying to be The Hangover with women, but it just turned out to be two hours of Wiig going "whine, whine, whine."
My best friend showed me Cars 2 the other day and I knew what to expect because of Jake (Thank you) but the expierence was still very bad! I know that her kids love it, but they are 3 and 1... they don't know any better. But also I did watch it in between MUCH better Disney movies that day: Aladdin and Toy Story 2. So, yes kids movies don't have to be unintelligent to be enjoyed by kids.
She also tried to play the Transformers movies to me (which I have successfully avoided) but I probably would've told her to fuck off, so thankfully she didn't push it
However, I didn't find the Green Lantern to be that bad. I agree mostly with Linkara's review of the movie.
But great job Brad and Jake! I was just laughing my ass of at 3 in the morning watching you guys (my neighbors must think I am nuts!) and I look forward to more of all of you in 2012!
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Anyone got a link for the telepathic werewolf video?
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Well... I've seen 2 of the movies you guys talked about this time... The Green Lantern and Dark of the Moon. I liked 'em both. If I had to pick one over the other? This'll leave Brad floored I'm sure, it would be DotM. If nothing else, it's the best of the 3.
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6-4
I totally agree with ya'll on these 100%!
To me Transformers 3 could be an ok/passable movie if someone could take it and re-edit it and cutout all the lame, unfunny, pointless to the overall story scene with Shia LaButtfuck into a Renegade style cut! Also, maybe re-dub a lot of lines and character the dialogue!
As for the Boll movies I tend to like them as normally they so terrible they are funny! I haven't seen any of these mentioned here but I'd like to see In The Name of the King 2 since the 1st one was just such good cheese! It just so funny how a movie with so many well known and named actors in it is sooo forgotten and unseen! To me it's like as you put it on the sequel like an Asylum movie just in this case like the Asylum's Lord of the Rings! Also, Spoony's rant/review of BloodRayne 3 was funny as hell!
As for Cars 2 I hate it on the fact that a shitty Pixar movie like it got a sequel and yet The Incredibles one of the best Pixar and one of the best Super Hero movies out there has not got a sequel yet! But on a good note it's rumored that they're suppose to be working on a script for a possible sequel in the near future!
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Tree of life sucked.
Sucker Punch, well, I'm a bit of a perv so I like watching young trollops flitting about in fetish gear. The Missus actully liked the film.
Blubbarella, I have seen and, well, I can't believe I watched it.
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Jake for Radiodrome.
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Jake I saw smurfs too...There aren't words for it.
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i love all your material !!! BUT dont show JACK in your TOP video!!! HE is a fail clone of you
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**Edit Sorry its JAKE not jack AND yes HE BLOWSSS
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Fail troll is fail.
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There are plenty of 4th movies that are great!
-Rocky IV
-Bride Of Chucky
-Thunderball wasn't one of the best Bonds, but I'll include it 'cos the series is like, um, a "still good after a few sequels" type...
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The fourth Rambo was pretty good, especially since it all but ignores 2 & 3.
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I prefer 2 and 3 to 4.
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Isn't Rocky IV known for being the goofiness, a guilty pleasure at best?
I dislike all the Chucky films, I find them neither funny nor scary, probably because I never understood the reason people think dolls are scary in general. It's odd I like these films so little, I have incredibly low standards for horror films to make me like them. The motherfucking Puppet Master series, on the other hand, is awesome.
Can't argue with Bond.
You did forget an instance where the 4th film is considered the best overall by most people:
Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter
Also:
Death Wish IV
Sudden Impact
Phantasm IV: Oblivion
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Brad: Responding to the first video clip about the green lantern. Green Lantern was not a good movie.... i just dont get why you feel that him visiting his nephew is a plot-error. I really dont think it was (i watched the movie yestoday finally). The scene in my mind was to show that he had a family, but he was astranged from them and that he lived his life too fast.
But then again, that is ofcourse just my opinion.
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Ok here's where I'll disagree... well I agree with everything Jake said but as for Brad's #2 I still can't agree with him on this one! I actually liked the Thing prequel. Probably because I've been waiting and wanting to see any kind of sequel to the Thing since the early 2000s! I'd been fallowing online the process of another Thing movie since it was conceived as a 4-6 hour long mini-series that would've air on the SciFi channel! Now I still think that would've been a better choice they could've really built up the suspense and tension and drama and horror over a longer period with the whole who is or is not the Thing! Well, all I gotta say is I personally enjoyed it and thought it was an ok movie not anywhere near as good as the 82 film but an ok complement!
On Spy Kids my anger comes from the simple fact that Rodriguez dropped out of directing a Deadpool movie to do this movie instead and that pisses me off to no end! That's like if let's say instead of making Hugo Martin Scorsese made The Smurfs!
As for Transformers I've already stated in an above comment that i think it'd be watchable if they cut out like 90% of LaPoof's scenes and re-dub all the robot voices!
As for Smurf haven't seen it and NEVER will, but I still say Jake needs his own show where this is what he reviews nothing but this kinds of bad kid's films! I've even thought of a format in-which to do it!
Well a good review I'd like to see is Jake watching that mini-CGI-movie on the Smurf DVD or Blu-Ray that's like a Christmas Carol parody! Or Jack and Jill as that was the number one worst movie on every one else's list I've seen on youtube! XD
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Suckpunch is the number one worst movie for me this year.
Sadly since I haven't seen many bad ones the others are things Like Season of the Witch, Green Hornet, Paul, and Red Riding Hood but i can see why you picked the movies you did.
I actually hate Sucker Punch even more now because I recently watched Brazil and upon realizing that both movies end the fucking same I then realized how much better brazil was.
Especially since it can actually PULL off the stupid ending.
I actually angers me when people say "Oh come on it's pretty to look at and has fan service." Despite being a girl I am perfectly capable of enjoying things with fan service... Not Sucker Punch though.
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THAT CAT IDS A FUCKIN' NINJAS!
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I think there's no person on the interwebs that I care less for what opinion he got on movies than that guy jake. why is he in this? the top 11 movies had a runtime 0f 8 minutes or so but this? 3 videos- u mad?
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The Best Movies video was scripted, this isn't. This is a discussion video. Jake was sent to many stinkers this year, he earned a spot in this video. Plus, it's chopped into 3 videos to make it more convenient for those who can't watch it all in 1 sitting.
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I can't believe I watched all three parts in one sitting. Amazingly entertaining stuff.
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So, Jake's looking for films to see next year? Can I suggest Mirror Mirror? The Julia Roberts Snow White film. I'm sure that would cheer him up.
And I totally agree about The Smurfs. Worst film of the year, made me as mad.
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I don't get the Jake hate...I see him as his own entity...but I don't know if a whole series is the right move, he fits in so well w/ the Cinema Snob gang.
80's Dan and Midnight Screenings are far more entertaining than 95%of television. Plus I really love Jake as ROB. I don't know if 80's Dan would work as a T.V. show, but there is some serious fucking potential to that thing beyond just here...
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Guys do you know that there will be sequels to both the Transformers AND the Smurfs(2013)? Looking forward to your reviews ;].
But hey, maybe the world does end in 2012 so it would be like salvation to Jake.
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Guys do you know that there will be sequels to both the Transformers AND the Smurfs(2013)? Looking forward to your reviews ;].
But hey, maybe the world does end in 2012 so it would be like salvation to Jake.
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Great countdown. Watching the midmight screenings were a highlight of this site for me. It gave me an idea of what was bad and good, I loved Jake's review of Mr Poppeler's Penguins but the Smurfs review made me sad that Brad was making him miss all the good films. Seriously I have said it before as much as i like ranting angry Jake throw him a bone or three and let him see The Dark Knight Rises at least and few other good films
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As a norwegian I don't agree with The Thing, but it seems you have covered the lowest of the low in the rest of the two lists.
My biggest issue with The Thing was the need of haveing women on the base (even if one of them is Ramona Flowers). BAsically I don't see the need for americans at the base at all. The ending was unusual, but actually rational, so that actually was a plus. But basically I loved the characters from Seim and Langhelle, and they really saved the experience.
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haha, did anyone else notice that Scre4m was listed as being "Br6d"'s sixth worst movie?
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The Thing prequel was really, really bad. A CGI riddled old crapfest. It didn't even make sense. Why would Norway need to import US and British help? Why would their top scientist then listen to an American girl who looks about 22 years-old and who's scientific expertise seems to consist prodding stuff, whilst looking pensive, OK she's cute, but no way would the Norwegians need her there and even if they did she would be a junior assistant collecting ice samples at best. Fucking crap. And the flame throwers! There were more flame throwers on that base than were used in WWII. As for the idea that this was a prequel! It's just insulting.
The fact is the Norwegian Camp in The Thing (82) was peopled by a handful of Norwegians, who were wiped out in about a day or so. It certainly didn't house the UN. There was no evidence that there was more than a dozen people there and they were filmed blowing the space ship up near the surface of flat ice, not in cave. There were also no flat screen computers in 82 and this steaming pile dung whole was virtually a remake of Alien v Predator, which stank in the first place.The people defending this travesty need a good talking too. No wonder Hollywood keeps churning out crap. Honestly it's a fucking abysmal film, like something the Asylum would reject as too derivative and not having good enough effects.Very cute actress, but shit, shit, shit movie
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Only going to comment on Suckerpunch... really I don't disagree with you at all. I'll just tell you what it is sort of about. Remove all the weird self indulgent parts and what you have is the story of a rich young girl abused by her step-father, locked into an insane asylum to shut her up after he kills her sister, and then she and everyone try to escape. All the action scenes are told from the perspective of someone who's grip on reality has been severely shaken by the physical and emotional abuse she has suffered from her step-father and the corrupt staff and the ENTIRE thing is pretty much her life flashing before her eyes before she is lobotomized and it is all erased forever. The ending is basically her picturing whoever the fuck it was who actually escaped having a happy ending with the recurring guardian angel character.
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Cars 2 was fucking awesome!
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My 5-year-old cousin who got this for Christmas and was very excited would agree!
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The reason the Nascar bots in Transformers 3 are Scottish?
They're ENGINEERS!
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Interesting picks! I had guessed a few of them, but it was cool to see the whole list. I had a blast watching all of your guys' movie reviews this year, I'm already looking forward to NEXT summer. XD Jake, your rage has made for some great entertainment. Just sayin'. ^^
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I can agree with most of these picks, yeah.
I didn't think Sucker-Punch was bad, but more like mediocre. There were far worse things than the mindless CGI eyecandy that it is.
And Jake is always fun.
This makes me miss the midnight screening stuff.
Man, I can't wait for that to start up again.
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where's "Dahmer vs. Gacy?," Brad?
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All of this I was totally expecting. I hadn't seen any movies this year mainly because you guys reviewed it already so I didn't have to sit through them.
But I thought I was of the select few who didn't particularly like Beauty and the Beast. What sort of message is that? It's like Belle suffered from stockholm syndrome throughout the whole movie! But anyhow, good job guys. Putting yourselves through all the shit 2011 brought us was courageous. And fun to watch.
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This was just so smurfing fun to watch!
And brad, it's interesting that you say your favorite part of green hornet was Christoph Waltz because the villain in that was originally supposed to be played by...Nick Cage.
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I actually love “Scream 4,” “Green Lantern,” “Harry Potter 7: Part 2,” and “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (I know. Shocker).
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@SpeedyEric
I haven't seen Scream 4 but I didn't care for Scream 3, but Whelshy's review has at least convinced me to watch it someday and give it a shot!
Green Lantern I liked and still don't get people's overwhelming hate for it! Yes, it could've been better but that can be said about anything!
Harry Potter 7 The Deathly Hallows Part 2 I haven't seen yet but I like the franchise and will gladly watch it as soon as I see part 1 which I've still yet to see! Maybe watch them both back to back on DVD one weekend!
Transformers Dark of the Moon i'm just basically neutral on for the most part as I think it was ehhh... at best and think it could've been a lot better if they just cutout some of the bad humor and Shia scenes and had more to do with either the Robots or the human military team that works with them! I think the lead soldier dude the one that had the wife and newborn baby in the 1st movie would've been a lot more relatable and likable main human character than a whinny spoiled middle-class white kid with the most annoying parents alive! I'd liked his parents more if they were the stereo-typical broken family from 80s movies where the dad is either an alcoholic and/or dead and the mom is at work all the time and when is around is kind of bitchy! But, to tell the truth I liked the Wreckers in the movie!
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6. The Green Hornet
5. Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
3. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
2. Green Lantern
1. Sucker Punch
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Anyone else getting "Unable to play this video" for all the parts? They were working earlier before work.
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Awww Lloyd sitting on Jake's lap is the cutest.
I loved this, long videos are my favourite.
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Whatever the case, I really do think "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" is going to win Worst Film of 2011 at the upcoming Razzies, with "Jack and Jill" being the second runner up. Also, Brad and Jake, I highly recommend Mission Impossible 4. The scene where Tom Cruise is climbing up the side of the Burj Khalifa is all real. No CGI. He's really performing a stunt where he's over 100 stories up in the air.
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Well there was some CGI in the sense that they digitally removed his safety ropes.
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Lol. Yeah, there is that. But still, if I were over 100 stories up in the air with cables or not, I still would crap myself if I looked down.
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And I think Brad would agree since he has admitted he has experienced cases of vertigo from great heights.
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now the ONLY thing I've seen Kristen Wiig in is the new Looney Toons Show where she plays the newest (and I feel very much improved) incarnation of Lola Bunny and I really like her there, so I must ask what is it about Wiig that Brad and others find so detestable?
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She's not funny.
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I think it's also her complete and utter lack of any sense of comedic timing. As much as I loved the film Paul, she was painfully out of place next to skilled comedic actors like Pegg and Frost, who speak their lines so effortlessly, and she just felt like an actor reading a script. The little CGI alien felt more real than she did.
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I guess I'm just not going to quite get why she's so disliked until I see her in something else.
I think the reason Wiig works as Lola is because she's not funny. In that series, Lola's whole shtick is that she's vapid and annoying, and that everything she says and does is groanworthy. Humor is then derived from the reactions of other characters.
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Shit, did Jake really just say he's going to make love to me?
I'm surprisingly okay with this.
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Aw, you don't like Beauty and the Beast? That's my favorite Disney movie. Ah, well. This was an epic watch either way. Almost two hours of Jake and Brad bitching = win. Even if it was vulgar.
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Let me sum it up as best as I can:
Jake in 2011 putting "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2" on his worst movies list = Spoony in 2010 putting "Tron Legacy" in his worst movies list.
As a hardcore Harry Potter fan (someone who has read all of the books, seen all of the movies, goes to Harry Potter conventions and has written Harry Potter fanfiction), I really feel as insulted and hurt as Tron fans felt back in 2010. And I, too, feel like Jake is uncessarily bashing a movie just because he couldn't get into it, much like Spoony did with "Tron Legacy".
I'm sorry, but my personal opinion of Jake has lowered considerably. I kept watching Spoony's videos because he is talented and funny enough to give him a second chance, but Jake has NOWHERE near as much cred to have that privilege.
From now on, I'm sticking with Brad and Brad alone.
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I agree. How DARE Jake have a different opinion than me!!
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Your Insulted because someone didn't like a movie that you do? and it's not like Jake was as unforgivable to Harry Potter as he was to his other picks. Plus why would someone disliking a movie you like be an insult? there's always gonna be people who dislike films a lot of other people like some because it's not their taste(Like Jake) and others just to be annoying, Jake didn't put Harry Potter on is list to piss people off he did because the only other movie he saw that wasn't god awful was X-Men:First class, and since he really liked that movie, Harry Potter got the 10 spot.
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Whether you agree with them or not, it's just entertaining to watch Brad and any of his friends talk about movies. I mean Brad liked the freaking nightmare on elm street remake -doesn't mean I'm gonna stop watching him. Don't take their opinions so personally.
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So, as a Potter fan, you liked the last one? Even though it gutted so many great character moments (especially Neville and Kreacher) so they could have Harry fly around the castle for no reason and Voldemort's big death scene got scrapped so he could burst into confetti? They screwed the pooch, given how great the book's ending was.
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I am probably as big a fan of Harry Potter as you, and I am completely mystified why SOMEONE ELSE NOT LIKING THE MOVIE insults and hurts you.
I personally DO NOT GIVE A FUCK what anyone in the world thinkgs of Harry Potter, besides me. If I was the ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD who liked it, I would not be insulted.
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
And Tron Legacy does suck imo btw.
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I feel insulted because calling the movie bad is one thing. Putting it in a "worst movies of the year" list and having it share space with abominations like "The Smurfs" and "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked" is another thing entirely.
The movie may be flawed, it may not be everyone's cup of tea, but calling it "one of the worst movies of the year" is exaggerating.
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He said he saw only about a dozen films in theaters.
... you stopped watching the video just so you could complain as soon as possible, didn't you?
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Jake didn't like ALvin and the Chipmunks? What a bastard! It's a triumph, an artistic colossus that will live on long after this so-called Jake, is pushing up daisies in an unmarked paupers grave. And as for the Smurfs? Well clearly it's better than Apocalypse Now! The man is obviously one of those idiots, who doesn't understand films unless they "entertain" him. And his eyes are too close together. Always a bad sign, when a chap's eyes can see more of the bridge of his own nose than things put in front of them. No wonder he can't spot genius,
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Nope, that response makes as little sense as your first comment.
Even if he is exageraing, WHY DO YOU CARE? It sohuld not insult you.
ESPECIALLY because you had NOTHING to do with the making of the film.
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Stop saying "your opinion makes no sense". That's a trollish statement.
That's like me saying Doug's opinions on Stephen King or "District 9" make no sense.
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Honey, if you're honestly feeling insulted that someone put Deathly Hallows Part 2 in the same list as Smurfs, I think you need to readjust your priorities.
Your knee-jerk reaction to this is just silly: you're getting mad at someone you don't even know because he's simply saying his opinion.
It's fine to disagree with someone, but to feel insulted over a piece of entertainment because someone put it in a "worst films of" list?
That's just silly.
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Especially when he goes out of his way to say that it was only because Harry Potter was not to his taste. I know it may be difficult to see through the fanboy haze, but if, hypothetically, I were not a fan of Harry Potter, or were only a fan of the books, Deathly Hallows Part 2 does not stand up as a great cinematic experience.
But all that's beside the point, and the point is that saying that you are "hurt and insulted" over someone disliking it is preposterous. Especially when you go on to call people trolls for questioning the sanctity of your opinions. Take a deep breath and try to take this in some perspective: some people will disagree with you. They might even have a good reason for it.
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Well said sir.
And I would argue DH2 is probably only my fourth favorite movie in the series (still love it though). Which is saying something, because I HATE the book of Deathly Hallows, but I did love both of the movies.
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Wow, Lloyd's really antsy to get in front of that camera.I think his IMDB entry has gone to his head.
I love these lists...thanks for making them a little longer and more in depth. Double Thanks for adding Jake into
the mix; his rage adds a wonderfully piquant bite to these reviews (pssst- fuck the haters!)
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Has Jake seen The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol? And does he know that Smurfs 2 is slated for 2013?
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Meh, I enjoyed Transformers 1&3, I also kinda like Micheal Bay. To each his own.
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actually hides i liked 'Transformers" i don't love any of the films mind you. they have LOTS of flaws. but i don't mind them. nor did they piss me off like they did you Brad. also i love the "Scream" films but the 4th one is the weakest of them all. by far. though oddly enough the bloddyiest.
anyways thanxs for a long ass one this year. next year i'd love to see Jake do it again with you. maybe add Brian to the mix as well. & i wish Jake was on here more as well. he's not used enough i don't think. & though i haven't seen "Smurf's" yet. i doubt i'd try to be a smart ass if i see how pissed off he is. but i live in ohio NOT springfield.
anyways thanxs for a LOT of laughs.
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the adventures of tin tin was a good family movie
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Some therapy for Jake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ7lgGSYAbs
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BEST movies of 2011:
1 SuckerPunch
2 Transformers 3
3 Death Proof
4 Harold & Kumar 3
5 X-Men
6 Thor
7 Priest
8 Green Lantern
9 Cars 2
10 Smurfs
WORST of 2011:
1 Super 8
2 Cowboys and Aliens
3 I am Number 4
4 Mars needs Moms
5 The Thing
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I see what you did there. You're going to have to try harder than that....
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Haha, NOT FUCKING FUNNY!
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WHY do people always think i'm joking or something? That is my serious list. Of all the movies I've seen this year, those are the best and worst. And yes, I feel that Super 8 Was absolute dull, boring SHIT.
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Apparently I somehow wrote 'Death Proof' instead of 'Drive Angry' on my best of list. Not sure why I did that.
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Also, with the exception of I Am Number 4 and Cars 2, I saw all of these in theaters. Transformers, I saw in theaters 3 times.
And WHY do people keep calling Skids and Mudflap from part 2 racist? There wasn't a dman thing racist about them!
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Skids and Mudflap were broad stereotypes, but I don't think they were racist either, and I HATE Transformers 2. They were about the only good things in that movie, because they actually had nice dialogue scenes with each other and the human characters.
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Probably because your list is about as boring as Death Proof.
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No, Death Proof is a great movie too. I don't know why people dislike it. I went to Grindhouse expecting to love Planet Terror and hate Death Proof, and it wound up being the opposite.
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I love this guy. He's my favorite rabble rouser.
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Thing is, I'm not trying to piss people off. I just happen to have different taste than, apparently, most people.
If I was TRYING to piss people off, I'd just say "YOU ARE STUPID, THE MOVIES YOU HATE ARE GREAT"! No, everyone's entitled to their opinion. I'm not gonna get pissed because my favorite vlogger spent half a feature-length video hating on movies I liked.
I also admit that a lot of my love for Transformers comes from the fact that I just love Transformers in general. I'm not a neutral party. I'm already biased towards Transformers.
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Never go full retard on the comments board.
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To be honest, I have no idea why people are so mad that Jake has a different opinion than them...It's ok to hate certain movies.
Having said that, I really liked Harry Potter and thought Sucker Punch was only mediocre at best. Credit to Brad for mentioning the fact that it didn't need a secret meaning as I felt the exact same way after watching it.
Also, am I the only person who actually liked Spy Kids 1 and 2? I admit 3 was a piece of crap and there probably wouldn't be a chance that I see 4...
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just think; with the rerelease of star wars episode 1, you could throw that on the list for next year.
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Am I the only one who doesn't think episode I is the worst? I thought Episode II was WAY worse than I. Sure, I wasn't great, but II was just BORING until the end.
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Totally agreed. IMO Hayden Christensen was far worst than anything in Phantom Menace.
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Well, I did enjoy him in Episode III. It's like somewhere between the two movies, he learned to act.
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Civil Tree of Life comment:
I'm a dedicated admirer of the abstract and esoteric in cinema, though personally I don't much care for Terrence Malick. I think we have similar thoughts, in that he knows how to be spectacular with visuals and editing but handles dialogue very awkwardly. But I certainly don't find him deplorable. It depends on what someone views a movie for I suppose. I view a film for its atmosphere, imagery, style, and to feel like I'm in another strange world or seeing an artist's personal vision, as I would a photographer, painter, or musician. And that's it. I don't watch something like this to get off on symbolism (as your Snob character occasionally mimics). The fun of a film, I believe, is NOT to understand it. That's why David Lynch is such a cult icon. His movies are mysterious and weird and that's what makes them cool to get lost in (I'm not a big Lynch fan either, but that's for another day).
So that's why I enjoy many films in that style (if not Tree of Life itself). Not because I'm a self-important wankjar, but because I dig a good, odd-feeling, otherworldly experience with little regard for coherence. If you watch film for character development and narrative coherence, that's perfectly fine too. Ya dig?
But hey, I also dig Lucio Fulci and Jean Rollin. That's why I hate the term "art film" in the first place. It totally acts like there is no artistry in genre filmmaking, which is bull.
But I digress. Peace.
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This was an enjoyable watch and brought up the level of enjoyment today has been. I believe there's an aquaman movie set for release in 2012 Jake might enjoy seeing!
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hahaha Jake is so wacky
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Poor, sweet, naive Jake. You should have know ahead of time that The Smurfs would awful. Have the Inspector Gadget, Transformers, and Alvin and the Chipmunks movies taught you nothing?
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The Thing Remakequel was my most hated movie of the year. There was nothing redeemable about that movie. It was terrible from beginning to end. I would have been happier if they had rereleased The Thing on the big screen instead of this piece of crap.
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That's why I love working in a theater. While all the customers were watching the new one at midnight, I hooked up a Blu-Ray player to one of the projectors and we watched the '82 film, on a much bigger screen as well.
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That is, "we" as in myself and a few employees.
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These videos have made me appreciate Brad as a reviewer more than ever before. All throughout, he provided plenty of well rounded and thought out criticisms. The other guy said little more than "URRRGH, FUUUUCK, SO BAD!" about each movie that comes up. The only significant points about his movies usually came from Brad's interjections. It was fun to see the frustration and hyperbole in the initial reaction videos this summer, but it doesn't look like he really had much to add in this "worst-of" list.
...and that's how you take something too seriously, folks!
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I agree that Transformers 3 was the worst movie of the year, and probably of the last 10 years, it sucks STD infected dicks every second.
However, one criticism of yours that I disagree with is "They used Spock's line."
Who cares? It doesn't detract from the original movie where Spock said it, that movie remains the same.
Also, the fact is Leonard Nimoy himself said the line, if he is cool with it, then why shouldn't we be?
Of all the AIDS infested shit fuck broken glass in its veins sucking-wino-dicks maggot-ridden filth that is Transformers 3, complaining about that line makes no sense.
in my opinion
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Well, he was also cool with being in the movie, so I guess that means we should be ok with the movie then too, huh? Even though it sucks.
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I see what you're saying, but I still disagree.
The movie was terrible, by all accounts. Even if Leonard Nimoy (who I like) likes it (which I don't know if he does, but for the sake of argument let's assume he does), I still hate it.
I think that we should ok, not with the movie, but with the fact that Leonard Nimoy chose to be in the movie. It's his life, his decision, his free will.
We should also be cool with the fact that that line was used. After all, again, it does not take away from the original line.
I also am cool with the movie itself existing. Yes, I hate it as much as Brad and Jake, but I can allow Michael Bay his freedom to make this film, the actors to freely choose to be in, and retarded people to freely chooes to watch and like it. I will stick with what I like, but if someone wants to like a shitty film like this, why should I stop them?
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What a fucking drama queen. Oooh my fist hurt, I would punch my friend because I watched a bad movie. . . Give me a break.
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Yep. Cause he was totally being serious.
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Dead. serious. Just like my post.
I know it is an act, but it just goes on wayyy too long, like waiting for the end of a particularly derivative and repetitious aristocrats joke.
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Brad, you know what would be a GREAT idea?
Do the top 10 Nic Cage films, and the worst 10!!
Having seen them all, my top 10 would probably include
Wild at Heart, Vampire's Kiss, Bad Lieutenant, Raising Arizona, Lord of War
And bottom 10 includes
G Force, Ant Bully, Astro Boy, Fire Birds, Bankok Dangerous, Gone in 60 Seconds
And honorable mention for great performance but hilariously bad movie (the Troll 2 of crimes films, I say!)
Deadfall
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Ooooh! Wow this is long. what a nice Christmas present to come home to.
This was awesome, I didn't think you guys could add much more to what you said about the shitty movies you've seen this year but you did and it was great.
Lloyd and Jake, the spin off show. Thirty minutes of Lloyd mugging and Jake raging, I'd watch it.
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Brad,
I know it's a fairly recent film, but I would love to see a Cinema Snob episode of Blubberella. It just seems like the kind of insane garbage, I love to see you tear into.
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I know it's far from Cinema Snob quality, but Lars Golenia, a German (what else, it's Uwe Boll after all) TGWTG-style reviewer, who gained some minor international popularity with "Facts About Germany" a while back, did a review. In English, of course. http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/latest/entry/fern-gesehen-international-uwe-bolls-blubberella
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Two lists for the price of one?! AWESOME (especially when you consider that price, is "free")
Here's my list:
http://www.fancouch.com/article/view/85/worst-of-2011
I think Jake deserved to be in this one, considering the abuse he took for this site. But that's just me....haha. Plus, any excuse to get to hear Transformers 3 get ripped on some more, right?
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You guys ARE going to force Jake to see Smurfs 2 in 2013 right?
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Thing that REALLY sucked about Tree of Life is that it didn't offer any breathing room. Kubrick and Lynch allow breathing room that makes their artsy films not even slightly pretentious. You can act like the ending of 2001 is pretentious but the scenes with HAL9000 is seriously good stuff that doesn't force you into an awkward position.
Tree of Life feels DIZZY, and almost like you're having a seizure. It doesn't offer breathing room. Too much noise going on, too much narration, not enough scenes of just calm things. Everybody has to be insane and everything has to be artistic. The best artistic moments in movies are usually also the most memorable. In The Shining, the scene where he talks to Delbert Grady doesn't have scary music over it, it doesn't have narration. It's just two people talking, and it's quiet and intense and amazing. Now imagine if that scene had a bunch of cuts away to random crap, poetic narration over it, and cinematography that never really gives you a good look at the people or what they're doing. That's Tree of Life. An artistic attempt with utter failure as a result, an editing, and dare I say cinematography mess (sure, the special effects were cool, but too many scenes that were just ugly to look at), with no plot that is worth paying attention to. Tell you what, you should get MY cut of the film, where it's just the special effect scenes without any noise. That will help you out.
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With all the flack Sucker Punch got this year, I wonder what some of the things Snyder had to say about what was happening during the time the bashing started coming his way.
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/features/interview-zack-snyder-on-the-sexuality-and-world-of-sucker-punch.php
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These are bad, but you cannot complain about these. Certainly when you are paying for them. It doesn't mather if you like it or not for the makers. they will be making more sequels prequels. But at least you are with friends.
And this vlog was really too long. Wouldn't it be better if you and jake would pick different ones for the list.
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If we picked different ones then we wouldn't have been very honest about what our worsts were =) Also, we didn't know what was on eachothers lists when we started recording, and we only had 2 movies that overlapped (Spy Kids and Transformers)
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"but you cannot complain about these. Certainly when you are paying for them."
Isn't that the best time to complain about them? Or should we just pick and choose, based on the name of a movie?
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Great stuff, guys.
Jake's definitely my favorite guest commentator; would love to see him get a spinoff of some kind.
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El Topo Chico: The Series perhaps?
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Transformers 3 actually caused me to stop being a fan of the Transformers franchise. Not just the movies, which I wrote off with part 2. The cartoons, the comics, the toys, all of it. Damn franchise hasn't had a good story since Beast Machines in 1999, and it took this movie to make me realize what a failed retread the whole enterprise has become.
As for Green Lantern: I'm not mad, just disappointed.
I was fortunate enough not to see any of the others.
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I finally got around to watching "I saw the devil" but I couldnt find it dubbed so I watched the subbed version and man does that ruin the experience. It looks like it was actually made in 2010 - not 2011.
You had all the cops loosing it when they found the headless women's head but had hollywood made the movie the cops would have not reacted in such a manner (so I guess they are not as desensitized to violence over there which is really weird considering the rest of the movie).
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Yeah, many movies made in 2010 were released in 2011. The movie had a South Korean screening in 2010, but was officially released in 2011. Which is why it's making not only mine, but several Top 10 lists of 2011.
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So you prefer dubbing to subtitles? Interesting....
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How can someone prefer the dub version when the film is not a kung fu film? Dubbed versions usually kill the experience because you're not getting the actual nuances of the actors voice.
Bah, I usually hate the comment pages on sites like this and TGWTG because people here don't know what they're talking about and are just fanboys.
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I demand a radiodrome interview with Terrance Malik. Now who is with me?!
*tumbleweeds roll by*
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Ha, you'll be hard-pressed to rope him into it. Dude is reclusive as hell.
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The Transformers movie franchise had the bad habit of treating its Decepticon leaders rather poorly.
TF1: Megatron is introduced in the third act and then dies at the end of the movie.
TF2: Megatron is rebuilt into a freak and then subordinate to a poorly conceived villain called "The Fallen".
TF3: Megatron is in most of the movie, but is, again, subordinate to another Transformer, although this time not by choice.
Then there's the complete waste of a character called Shockwave. Rather than use him as some sort of genius/badass, he's just there to pilot the ship that has worm/drill thingy.
Now there's a sequence that went on for too long. Shockwave stands on a platform while this drill machine slowly tears apart a skyscraper. And all that just to kill Sam? Really? No. Of course not.
I don't care for these movies, but one could still take all three and remake them into much better movies. Michael Bay, his producers and writers all suck.
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Well, you boys got off easy. I have seen a lot of these films, including Transformers 3, but none of them, and I mean NONE of them, come even close to the worst film of the year (in my opinion):
The Eagle
Now, I HATE Transformers 3, and The Tree of Life, and Sucker Punch, as much as you guys. But the fucking eagle is even worse, in my opinion. I haven't seen a lot of the kids films, like Spy Kids and the Smurfs, so maybe I'm not in a positon to talk, but HOLY FUCK THE EAGLE IS FUCKING BAD. Like, it's not just the worst of the year for me, it's probably going to be the worst of the decade (2010s). I know we are only one day away from being 2 years into this decade, but I really think that the Eagle will remain unbeated for sheer shittiness for the next 8 years.
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good job as always guys
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I can't decide what's funnier: Watching you and Jake trash some movies (again), or seeing how butthurt Jake makes people in the comment section. I think Jake should be in every video you make from now on, just because he makes so many people angry.
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Seeing what has happened to children's movies is pretty depressing. My only hope is that somewhere in the world, there is a 9 year old who is the next generation version of the Nostalgia Critic. I guarantee in 10 years there will be someone ranting about Chipwrecked and Spy Kids 4 with the same disdain that Doug Walker has for the crap our generation had.
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Nostalgia Critic? Hell, I hope there's some kid out there who will grow up to make good children's movies.
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You do know there's a Transformers ride now, right, Brad? It's at least done over in Singapore and is technically the 3-D Spider-man ride over at Islands of Adventure. I don't know if it's done over at Universal Studios in Hollywood or Florida yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cagcf3d8Xk&feature=related
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Yes. The ride itself is better than watching Transformers 2. Can't say that it is better than Transformer 3 because I did not watch it.
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I think I know why Rodriguez makes those kid's films. Look at any highest grossing movies list and you'll immediately notice that it's all some combination of kid-appealing stuff, CG visuals, and name recognition. Even when it's not kid-appealing stuff per se, it's always something that many people experienced as kids. And name recognition includes not only sequels and adaptations and so on, but also people, and especially directors. Rodriguez wants to be, as Plinkett put it, "the real guy who's revolutionizing filmmaking technology." I'll even bet it's the reason that they let him have Sin City. Sure, maybe something adult would be better, but maybe they won't let him, or he thinks it's too risky.
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Great lists guys, though I haven't seen most of what you put down. The worst things I saw from your lists were "Sucker Punch", "Priest" and "Scre4m". "Scre4m" pissed me off but only because I like the first two (3 is also terrible though), "Priest" was so short and forgettable it left no impact on me other than dull confusion; and "Sucker Punch" was the very definition of all style, no substance. IMO anything that even approached legitimate symbolism was coincidental
Since it wasn't on your list, Brad, I'm guessing you haven't seen the absolute fucking waste of time "Hostel: Part III"?
Of the shit I saw this year "Battle: Los Angeles" and "Anonymous" were the absolute worst. Both being utterly boring and audience insulting. Battle: LA was one of the most cliché ridden movies I've seen in quite a while (I did see "Real Steel", but I agree with Doug on that one, I think they were in on the joke), and Anonymous just tried to confuse the audience by jumping around time frames so people wouldn't notice all the really stupid shit going on. Plus I could not give a FUCK what happened to any of the not even remotely likable characters in either film.
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Speaking of fart jokes, the only fart joke I ever remember laughing at out loud in the theater was the fart joke in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, were the heroes chick (Ali Larter) farts during the jewel robbery, whole 30 minutes after the "don't you know fast food makes girls fart?" line from Jay...
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Such an amazing review/videos. After watching Transformers 2, I can't bring myself to watch the 3rd one, no matter how much one of my friends recommends it. It just looks so bad, like it took all the horrible parts from 2 and just amplified it.
I'm with Jake on this one, I'm a huge fan of the Three Stooges, but I don't think I can watch the movie that's coming out within the next few months.
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When you said "Heaven's Gate," my mind jumped to the doomsday cult rather than the movie. Are you proud or ashamed?
For a while there, I thought you had a /Manster/ T-shirt. I was wrong.
Lloyd needs his own Facebook page. He'd get a ton of fans.
Are Irving and Boyd the same person? I am confused.
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So I'm guessing Jake won't be going to Beauty and Beast's 3D re-release then.
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I'm saying Harry Potter 7 was the best movie of the year, because it's the only movie I saw this year, that includes on TV.
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I am so surprised by all the opposition to Jake. I really enjoy seeing him on the site - he's hilarious. I'd love to see him make more appearances. He's fun!
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Now, this is coming from a high school speech kid, but may I suggest reeling in the studdering? I realize emotions were flaring while recording, but it really is kind of jarring.
That microscopic annoyance aside, I honestly like Sucker Punch. That said, I can also see what you two mean when you say that there's "nothing there". But in spite of that last point, I still like it. I don't really expect it to have a solid, resounding message, I'm just watching it for the sake of seeing the pretty visuals.
Unfortunately, I have a soft spot for the Transformers Trio. Granted, I do have issue with quite a few things in all three, but I still like them none the less. Maybe it's because I'm just so in love with the franchise as a whole that I'm willing to look beyond the flaws to see what I want to see. I like how the 'bots are designed, and I like the voice casting. Really, one of the only major problems I have with the series is that the robots aren't even the main characters of their own movies. The 'bots (Autobots and Decepticons alike) are pushed to the wings in favor of seeing Sam Witwicky flail around, stammer and scream. And that's a big let-down for the movies.
Overall, I agreed with most of what you guys said in regard to what was wrong with the movies on your list. Of course, being busy as I was this summer, I couldn't see all of them. But what few I did see and analyze negatively seemed to find their way to your lists in about the same places as my own.
Hope your 2012 is prosperous and (dare I say it) care-free!
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the only issue i have with the transformers films is that Micheal bay is directing them...get rid of him and any other major flaws will disappear...and now i find out this fucking guy is directing the next ninja turtles movie...god I'm praying for 2012 to be real
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I think you were too hard on the Smurfs.
In these days of bland bad films, it stands out as a beacon misjudged, bizarre. proper old school bad. The hints of Smurf naughtiness are very very strange, indeed.
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Who the heck is Jake? Where is Jerrid?
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Jake has been in all of Brad's movies (and was the star of "Midnight Heat"), he's the voice of Rob on "80's Dan," and he was sent to a lot of the really bad kids movies during he summer's midnight reviews. I highly recommend those reviews, they're very funny.
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i can get the hatred for transformers 3, as most of the plot was pointless and the humor was fucking retarded
but i came buckets during all the actions scenes, which were terrific, and also the 3d was good
5 euros well spent
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I love how Jake parrots the opinions of Brad since he can't form his own. That was the most amusing part of the video.
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Actualy I only saw about 3 or 4 of the movies on his list. The opinions he was giving were his own
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Besides, who says two people can't have similar or even the same opinions on a topic?
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I think its about time the Cinema Snob let go that boring Brad Jones character. Man, that guy just offers nothing atall.
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Great. Now my own characters are turning on me.
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Bring back Bootlegger Bill!
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It's the magic of Christmas!
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Dear Jake:
Thank you. Thank you for noting the abusive and fucktarded nature of Beauty and the Beasts relationship. I felt like I was the only one who ever thought that.
Sincerely,
Momo, Esq.
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Wait... you loved Cowboys and Aliens but hated Transformers 3? Does NOT compute Brad.
Count yourselves lucky you didn't see the Immortals or Jack and Jill... Jack and Jill makes Michael Bay look like Stanley Kubrick.
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Immortals was good. :/
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Terrible story, no emotional connection with the audience, poorly paced, stupid villain, stupider hero... no, I'm pretty damn sure Immortals sucked the big one.
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I think number one with a fuckin bullet is between Jack and Jill, Bucky Larson, Big Momma's House 3, Hangover 2, Breaking Bad, Spy Kids 4, Sucker Punch, Green Hornet, Battle Los Angeles, and Bad Teacher....unfortunately I didn't see The Smurfs nor Transformers 3 but in no way in fuck is it worse than Jack and Jill. In that movie, I only laughed at the overly racist Mexican family (I'm Puerto Rican...so I found that to be funny)...it was also the only movie, that during the midnight showing, my wife, kids, and in laws 9 in total fell asleep on. Now that I'm done with my list...I have to gripe on something...I'm not trying to troll but for some reason I cannot stand Jake in these videos. I mean he might be a cool guy but his comments on the subject matter don't add any weight. It's like Brad offers insight and valid reasons why he feels a movie sucks and Jake just says cusses through. Simply my opinion but if ya'll wanna flame me for it, then be my guest.
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Breaking Bad?
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On the Cars 2 thing.
My 2 yearold brothers LOVE Cars 1.
So we figured "ok the second move came out so lets buy them the DVD for that aswell"
They cry when i put on Cars 2.
no joke, it actually happens.
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The thing with Sucker Punch....they dumbed it down to make it more marketable. The studio killed the plot.
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I'm normally a silent viewer...this is my first time leaving a comment but i enjoyed this video so much i had to say THANK YOU...
normally when i see these online reviews from here and sponny and doug i will chuckle at the funny stuff...not because i don't think they are less funny, i just tend not to laugh hard when i watch things alone...but this video i was rolling so hard...i enjoy the adventure stories before and after the films being told as much or more then when y'all are actually talking about the movies themselves...i look forward to the next years midnight screening...
if i had to nitpick on thing about the video i would have like for there not to be any over lap between the two list but i understand that all probably made the list separate the night before and talked about it for the first time on camera in witch case I'm surprised there wasn't more over lap...but that was my only minor complaint not that it matters haha
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Hey, Brad. Speaking of Harrison Ford... ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDFeFwxymA&feature=g-logo&context=G2e5badbFOAAAAAAAEAA
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I love that on this site, Brad and Jake's video has actually inspired discussion; but over on tgwtg, all that the short attention spanned youngsters can do is bitch about how the video is too long.
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Wow Mike and Jay look different in this review... and I see that Plinketts VCr was fixed.
But seriously, this review was even longer than some of the longer RedLetterMedia reviews. But it was just as entertaining.
Yeah I wrote this coomets just to do a RLM joke regarding a length of the video.
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Regarding Rodriguez vs. Scorsese doing kids' movies: it's worth remembering that Rodriguez wrote or co-wrote the screenplays for every single kids' movie he made, while Scorsese had nothing to do with the adapted screenplay for Hugo.
I'm willing to give Rodriguez one more chance to make a kids' movie provide he only directs/produces and has someone better to write for it. I realize that he has written or co-written almost every movie that he has ever directed, kids or no kids, so maybe this is too much to hope for.
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I really hope this is supposed to be trolling, because nobody can be this shallow. Not everyone likes the same things, and the world is better for it. Get over it. Maybe you should learn the meaning of the term "opinion". I won't even mention the hypocrisy you show with your posts.
You know the difference between these guys and Spoony? They know that taste is personal and know how to have fun, without caring about what critics or fans think, and they'll mention that people are free to agree or disagree with them without making their audience feel like lesser beings. If you take anything they say as a personal insult, that's your own problem. I like Spoony, but its funny you defend him when he actually straight up tells people that their tastes are terrible when they don't agree with him.
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That was meant to be in reply to "The Exiled One", btw.
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I fucking loathe you! You only had to sit through The FUCKING Smurfs once!
You have no idea what misery is. I have 2 small cousins I'm having to watch over, and all they want to do it watch the FUCKING smurfs over and over on cable. If you think the FUCKING smurfs was bad, you have no idea how worse it gets the fifth time you watch it, and how little you care for life the tenth time. And even less the depths of horror you'll sink to having to watch it dubbed. BADLY dubbed. I guarantee the horrible puns get much, much, much worse in Portuguese.
UUUUUGH!
And I know I'll have to watch over another set of cousins after I go back to my city. I'll just bet what they'll want to watch.
Someone help me, I may end up committing murder to my uncles.
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No Bucky Larson? You mean you liked it?
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They didn't see Bucky Larson, so they can't put it on their list.
But I do agree with you Bucky Larson was the worst movie I saw in 2011.
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My Pick for the very worst film in 2011 and perhaps the decade is the smurfs, a complete and absolute disgrace to not only the comic strip, but also the great cartoon from the 80's it makes transformers: dark side of the moon look good (which was not a good film either), raja gosnell is even worse than michael bay, The CGI is terrible, they look like playdo dolls the performance are from awful to wasted, tasteless jokes, terrible screenplay, horrible writing, The Late Peyo and Hanna-Barbera are rolling in their graves, they would not like this, this is a shameful, truly shameful film.
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why wasn't Dahmer vs. Gacy in here After seeing brads review on that I was sure that would be on here
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