Cannibal Ferox
The Cinema Snob returns with the notorious "Cannibal Ferox."
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The Cinema Snob: Cannibal Ferox
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FIRST LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Congrats your invisible trophy is in the mail.
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Wow this is going to be good
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A republic of Gamers laptop? I never suspected. Also why would you have experience with silencers? Its not like anyone ever comes after you when you kill someone.
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Brad you are hilarious and I was wondering after watching Cannibal holocaust if you would do this one.
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Nothing like some good ol' video nasties.
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Should something be black boxed at 8:19?
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THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE MATT STONE & TREY PARKER JOKE seriously the first time i saw this movie i was laughing so hard thinking of south park every time mike talked
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lol the lead "Villain" in this movie really does sound like trey parker
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interesting you don't have to censor a tit if its covered in blood. i see possibilities.
wow bubble tape haven't had that in ages
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I cannot help but head bob along to the funky soundtrack.
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Way ahead of you, snob...been using the "hot-pussied little whore" line for YEARS!
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Oddly, similar lines seem to work for me as well. Not just dropped into polite conversation, though, it's really more about *how* you say it than *what* you say.
Also, women seem to prefer "slut" to "whore", which seems kinda funny to me.
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I've been lucky enough to see 'Cannibal Ferox' twice on the big screen (at revival theaters, of course...I'm not that old); each time the audience just roars with laughter. Probably not the reaction the filmmakers were going for.
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I wouldn't call that luck.
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Well I would. I'd love to see how a theatrical audience would react to an over-the-top movie like this.
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Wow, I never even heard of this one! I don't know if this one has enough interesting or controversial material to warrant me looking for a copy like Cannibal Holocaust!
I agree that Title-card-art does give you nice big boobs like the icons on the side of the screen!
Wow, listing to it at the end they voice over for the dude talking about gentle eating did sound like Trey Parker!
Is it animal cruelty to feed the snakes!? My ethics might be questionable at best, but I recall that being something people (me included) waited to see at Zoos and Pet Shops!
Well, this did give me a new pickup line to use at least! XD
So, this is the start of the newer Dark Year we were promised!? Awesome!
Happy NEW YEAR!
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It wasn't simply feeding animals, it was pitting them against eachother only so they could film it and splice it into the movie. That's where it gets a little sleazy.
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Wow, that was a great movie, Cannibal Ferox. That is it, I am getting cannibalism that is more environmentally friendly.
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Damn I just realized after the Orgazmo joke and all the Trey Parker jokes you should've used that Neutered Man ending with Lloyd Kaufman as the doctor at some point probably when the dude was trying to escape!
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Yeey there it is! I want to see more of this cannibal flicks
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I was so glad you tried that line on Jillian; it was the first thing I thought of when that line came up. Great episode, I love checking out movies I've heard of on your show.
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Ya know... I fucking love Cinema Snob.
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Now I want some Bubble Tape!
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After the BubbleTape incident I look forward to more "Snob Tries..." =)
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The ad before the video was for It's a Brad Brad World. At the end, it just kinda chills on the spot with all the button links. One of them said "click here for more brad". I dared to believe they meant Brad Jones...
The Snob in a pink suit, giving fashion advice? Yes ma'am
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Awesome video. I was wondering when Cannibal Ferox would get Snobbed. I always liked this movie, it is a cheaper knock off of Cannibal Holocaust in a sub genre trend that was full of knock offs but CH was the Amazon cannibal movie to end them all. I'd love to see other ones get Snob videos like Jungle Holocaust, Mountain Of The Cannibal God, Eaten Alive, and so on. The Italian cannibal trend was one of my favorite trends in exploitation, plus what better excuse to make the goriest movies they could think of at the time than tribals eating white people.
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"Jungle Holocaust" is fucking nasty, even compared to the other cannibal movies. It has, among other things, the lead actor's dick getting fondled by male extras (!), and an alligator being slowly skinned alive. In fact I'd say the animal torture was far worse than "Cannibal Holocaust," as in "Holocaust," the animals are mainly just summarily killed and eaten, whereas in JH, they are killed in much more drawn-out fashions. It also has a dude's arm getting eaten by ants (which looks incredibly fake btw).
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How I wish Jake was in this video. I hope his ass is nothing like his anger, I'd be afraid to put my penis in it due to the gnashing teeth.
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Nice review Brad, thanks to you I get to see what these movies are about without having to sit through them. With all the violence done to animals in these films it makes me wonder how little the director would need to be pushed before harming the actors, if at all...
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I can see someone try that pick up line out and get very confused why it didn't work.
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ROFL! Well that's one way to start off the new year. I'm so glad I wasn't around in the 70's, seeing how there was such ridiculous, yet catchy, music. And apparently the old saying is true too, being that if you say the dirtiest thing to a woman, they'll become instantly attracted to you, lol. What got me the most was that Bubble Tape still exists....I kinda want some now.
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Nice review Brad!
I take it you're not going to Magfest?
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Unfortunately I won't be able to make it this year. There's a lot of stuff I'm doing here, between writing some new material, plus doing pre-production on the Snob movie.
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Bummer, I was hoping to meet you in person.
Well, looking forward to more snobbing of the worst of exploitation and pornos.
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"Not in the fucking mood!" but...
It's Party Time!
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Whoa- Brad without a blazer for a couple seconds? I'm starting to have second thoughts on the whole Mayan 2012 thing...
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Mrs. Cinema Snob? Does this mean that Dolly from '80s Dan now has a double as well?
A funny video Brad and fine way to start the new year of The Cinema Snob.
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For some reason, this episode was interrupted half wat through by a Taco Bell commercial that sounded like it was
narrated by Danny Trejo! (SERIOUSLY!) This is looking to be a great year for the Snob already! I think last year was your best BY FAR!!! Hope you can top it.
I have no doubt that you can though! Thanks for giving me something to look forward to this year! DO "MANOS" DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
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Ha! Right after the video ended with the stinger talking about castration, a commercial started featuring vegetables being sliced in half. Now that's some synergy!
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Dammit Brad, I tried your pickup line on my gf and all I got was a punch to the nutsack. thanks a lot...
Funny episode by the way.
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I meant funny as always btw.
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A platypus is like a beaver, but Australian.
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Someone other than me watches the Late Late Show it seems...
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im glad you did show the animal violence so much because it really seemed like it didnt even need to be in the movie. great episode
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I enjoyed you riff on this movie. Good video.
That Bubble tape was only 50 cents? Was it two for a dollar and the 99 cents store? Good deal.
The Bubble Tape gag reminds me of The Family Guy jokes where Peter does sits and stares at the camera or repeats some motion or phrase for three minutes.
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I thought of Family Guy too, then I thought how odd it was considering in a previous video Brad dedicated a few minutes to making a point that the "it's funny because a mundane/uninteresting activity is being dragged out to an absurd length of time" gag wasn't funny.
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Yeah but unlike Family Guy, Brad was actually making jokes as the gag was going.
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I am always struck by how much Apocalypse Now is actually like one of these movies done on a bigger budget,
A film that would be perfect for the nob treatment is Sister of Ursula. It's a soft porn, verging on pure filth, tinged giallo featuring a killer who uses a dildo as a murder weapon.
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"Are you just going to dangle some meat on the end of a stick to see if some of the tribesmen bite? Because that sounds hilarious."
This needs to be your next project.
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I believe that the little animal was a tapir. In my opinion, it is not okay to bind it to a pole and film it beeing eaten with no chance to survive just for a pointless scene
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How is that guy walking around after having his dick cut off? And I'm not talking about the obvious psychological problems associated with it, but the massive bleeding which would be guaranteed to kill you without immediate treatment, and the infections you'd get in that mudhole which would kill you again after that...
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Ok so Jillian is gorgeous, likes Transformers, is willing to dress like a Sailor Scout AND plays D&D?
Damnation Brad, you hit the perfect wife lottery.
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I second that, my wife and I play D&D as well. Good times, my friend. Good times.
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Great to have you back Snob!
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Wow, a nice cup of tea, a tobacco pipe, and a new snob video. Brad, you made my day!
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At the end credits I noticed I was grooving to the funky music too!
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Was that detective the same guy who played Mr. Greenfield in "Debbie Does Dallas"?
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Hell yes. That's Robert Kerman, he's a legend!
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For what its worth, my girlfriend would be totally into me calling her that.
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"NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD!"
*It's Party Time!*
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At the end of the top Snob moments video when you said 2012 was going to be even darker this was the film that I thought of. It's cool you kicked off this year with it. Is Nekromantic 2 also on the docket?
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ummm...according to wikipedia, that dude's hand nearly getting severed actually really did happen on set...thought it looked kinda realistic.
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I am disgusted, Brad. Such a horrible example of on screen bubble gum cruelty! Did you really had to actually eat that bubble gum for your video? Horrible!
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Hello Brad, this is not a comment for Cannibal Ferox. I'm sorry I have to write here, but you have no option on the site you write you with misc. comments. So here it is. I hope you consider redesigning the site. Everytime I go to this site it always freezes my computer up. I know what you're thinking...my computer sucks. But no, I visit tons of flash video sites and never have the same problem. I think the problem is the large video windows of every video. I notice that when I click on the site, it takes time to load every window with a preview picture. Maybe consider designing the site like AVGN or Nostagia Critic. AVGN uses mini windows and NC just uses one large window for the highlighted video. I never have problems on those sites. Please consider this...this is a great site with great videos. I hope you can take my suggestion into consideration. Thanks.
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Sorry, works fine for me.
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I’m sorry but „Cannibalism never existed“ is not a thesis any professor would let you get away with. A thesis must be provable to be scientific and you can never prove a negative. I like my amazon cannibal movies with a sense of realism, thank you very much!
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New year, new Snob! Yeah!
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IT'S PARTY TIME
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I guess the scene in which Snob get's it on will be featured as a future dvd bonus..
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And with it's own commentary track
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My SOPA warning extension for Chrome thinks that the Cinema Snob is a SOPA supporter. What the devil?
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I don't know what all of that means, but I am certainly NOT a sopa supporter.
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Actually it seems like it may have been one of your banner ads that tripped the extension. The warning hasn't appeared the last few times I've visited.
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"Get of my case motherfucker"
*plays doomiest riff in the UNIVERSE*
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When Brad spoke of "tournaments in monkey island" did he mean the computer-game series Monkey Island from Lucasarts or was it just a random comment in context of the movie???
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He may have made a second-rate drug dealer, but he did make a first-rate first and third course meal.
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Your front door is having a party? Why werent you invited? Lazy good-for-nothing door.
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It's good to see this one. This is the first time you did a movie I have already seen. Man we all did dig that funky music though.
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So mrs. Snob really plays D&D? Does she prefer 3.0 or 3.5?
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This review made me think, that maybe you should do one episode of TheCinemaSnob that would not be in horror genre, like one of the ''American Commando'' movies. I have to ask, is there an gangster movie that would be shitty enough for TheCinemaSnob episode?
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Honestly, look at the list of movies Brad did last year. A very good percentage of them are either softcore sex films or pornos. He's also done 3 of the American Commando movies over the years. I think the closest he came to doing a movie with gangsters in them was "Hitler: Dead or Alive." Personally, I like that he's starting to tackle the much darker side of exploitation horror.
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Gotta say that intro music I expected to see the Hedgehog and Wad having a swordfight in Traci Lords' mouth but enough with the pleasantries. I noticed Sgt.Ross there is also Jo Palermo from Final Justice(You think you can take me? Well,go ahead on then. it's your move)and Mr. Ross in City of the Living Dead. Guess Italian Sean Connery was difficult to come by so let's just use the hell out of this schmuck. Shock and wow us Snob with the dirt only you can find. I'll get back to putting an APB out on Pierre Kirby.
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I'd be rather worried that at least some of the people in this movie were actually tortured and killed..
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"Hot Cunt'ed Whore?" "SCOOORREE!"
Any way... D&D?!
Are we gonna get some Dnd Stuff on this Site?! Please o please o please o please o pleaseeeee!
PLEASE MISS SNOB! DND!
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So was Jerrid the guy at the door in the last Snob video too or... what was up with that? I'm still curious.
What's the worse offender with the animal cruelty, this or Cannibal Holocaust? And if memory serves me right, don't they both have torture scenes specifically focused on turtles? Poor turtles.
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If you're referring to the knock at the door in the "Elves" video, that was explained in "A Very Inappropriate 80's Dan Christmas." It was Dan and Dolly who were knocking at the door. As for this episode, Jerrid was playing the same character he played in the "Cannibal Holocaust" episode.
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I guess I don't remember that/never put 2+2 together. I think the drinking and blood from the ass might have made me miss that, but thank you, I might have to re-watch that now.
And I did get the reference with Jerrid's character, I just thought maybe Brad edited a similar segment out last time. I was wrong.
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You're off to a great start, Mr. Snob! This is one of your funniest episodes and I enjoyed every minute of it.
I like the snob better when he's enjoying himself rather than being angry, but this time it was the perfect mixture. The cut-off gag with Jerrid and the cameo from the lovely Mrs. Snob made my day!
Thanks for entertaining me so regularly and thoroughly, Mr. Snob.
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How does the girl not believe cannibals exist?What about all the documented cases and archeological evidence thru-out history?I guess she never heard of Jeffry Dalmer.
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the blonde guy who is shot at the beginning in New York is germany's well known actor Dominic Raacke (not credited). He studied acting in NY at this time.
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Hey Dominic nice to meet you!
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Holy Shit! Monkey Island? If this movie doe not contain either lactose-intolerant cannibals or ghost-pirates, I will be sorely disappointed...
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Over 5 funny gags in review! Brad rules!
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Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge?' 'Oh no, just the Amazon!' THE BIGGEST FUCKING RIVER I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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The dialogue in this movie is hilarious. The excessive use of the word “twat” just strikes me as bizarre. Did something get lost in translation?
Incidentally, how did you manage to keep a straight face during that Bubble Tape scene?
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Quite an overuse of the word Twat indeed.. and from what I could hear, only one or two times is it pronounced correctly.
And that includes you Cinema Snob
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Welcome Back,Snob.
Just a few thoughts,in some of the scenes w/Mike that he looked like he was trying to Channel David Jansen a little(Although I did see some of the Trey Parker-like aspects too.)
Still I am against animal cruelty.
and for the brunette(That Lived,her Character name escapes me)to say that we as a society are to blame for cannibalism is a Giant Load....also thought the Mike Character was an assholethat got what he deserved,But what a Depressing little film.
Decent entry into the Genre,though,I can see why it got the press it got,good or bad.
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Nice review, I love it.
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BooRat
Ferox is more violent then holocaust
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I tried chewing all 6ft of Bubble Tape so I could make one gigantic bubble. I figured more gum meant bigger bubble. It didn't work. And this wasn't when I was a little kid either; I was 20 at the time. This movie trying to have a message against violence is like the movie Zombie Strippers trying to have a message. You think what Snob said. "Fuck you!" Good work as always Mr. Snob. ^_^
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Snob you are a legend ive watched all your vids easily 17 times each and thanks to you i love Joey Scarbury and im a massive Metal head keep up the hilarity
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Congrats on getting laid, Mr. Snob.
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Not only was that bubble tape joke delightfully nostalgic, it was the greatest extended joke ever!
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I saw this movie few weeks ago,but I cannot say that I like it so much.It's ok,but that's all.
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For me, I will stick with good stories about Cannibalism, like Image Comic's CHEW, thank you very much.
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Violence within violence? If that's not bullshit than I don't know what is
Just saw this today and it's just so awesome. Loved the part with you and Mrs. Snob and Jerrid's cameo. That and you eating tons of bubble gum XD... How much was that anyway?! Jeez I wouldn't be able to chew that much.
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A fun anecdote I once heard about this movie; the director asked John Morgen (the guy who played Mike, I believe) to take part in the animal killing, who promptly refused. Lenzi tried to talk him around saying "Robert De Niro would do it!" to which he replied "Rober De Niro would tell you to fuck off!"
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