Rape Squad
Sure, it's a day late, but Happy Valentine's Day. It's Rape Squad.
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Hi Im Dan the Snob ive traveled to the cinema snobs website just to be FIRST! idc how tasteless this video may turn out to be. GOD BLESS THE 80'S
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I had to rub my eyes to make sure I read the title correctly. There is nothing more scary to my mind than an entire squad of rapists.
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Tae Kwon Faux? Love it.
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This is the last person I would've thought of for a special co-review... And I feel stupid for it. This was great!
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love the ending
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Good job it was one day late or my now fiance may have said "no" yesterday if she saw me watching this video last night.
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Mr. Snob, how can you deny Mrs. Snob sex? Are you gay, Mr. Snob? Well...ARE YOU?!! lol!
Okay, enough sarcasm. This was THE BEST episode of The Cinema Snob ever, Brad. You have to make your lovely wife Jillian a regular on your show. She just livens things up and makes you shine. I'm being genuinely serious. You two work really well with each other. : )
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You and your wife had good chemistry, this was a neat little special edition. And the movie wasn't entirely bad, though it did fall flat with the cheesecake scenes in a rape revenge film, and lackluster feminist commentary.
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Only good thing i can say about this movie is it's at least a 100 times better than Death Proof!
Ya'll do great reviews together!
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I really like the Rule 63 Snob the cover artist did! XP
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Loved this episode, I'm always sceptic towards crossovers as they tend to make the snob feel more like the person he's reviewing with, but this worked better than I had expected.
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I think it really works in this case because Brad wrote the material instead of someone else.
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Shouldn't the title be called "The Anti-Rape Squad" to not to be confused with a group of rapist trying to work together? Now that would be an interesting movie.
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Oh, I'm sure he will be doing a movie about a team of rapists soon enough.
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Great review. I may check this one out even though the feminist message was dubious at best, just because I like the idea.
Also every time I see you guys hugging Lloyd I get bitter. I love my cat, but she won't let you hold her under any circumstances :c
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You and Jillian need to review more movies together.
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Jilian was awesome in this episode. She is actually a decent and belieable actres.
This was 10th snob-movie in a row which was about a movie about crime/slasher/gore. So I am hoping we are warming up for a return of Pierre Kirby or some good old fashion black-sploitation.... damn i miss you dolemite.
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"Wanna have sex now?"
"NO!"
Are you kidding me? You better get the fuck in there! D:
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Lloyd... is... HUGE.
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Thats one big pussy!
Sorry, couldn't pass up that set up.
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Great review! Really great comedy dynamic in the Snob family. That Lloyd gag was cracking me up every time.
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Also, Brad, did you hear that Michael Bay is set to direct a 4th Transformers movie for release in 2014? Oh, MAN. All I'm thinking is that I have to wait 3 years for you & Spoony to tear that movie apart!
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Or 2 years if I knew how to actually count...
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Better not let Brad find out that his wife is cheating on him with The Cinema Snob.
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Nah, she's not playin herself. At the end of the video she is credited as "Mrs. Snob". So cleeearly (cinema snob voice) she is playing a character of the Snob's wife and therefore is not cheating.
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Last time I saw a pussy disappear and reappear that quickly was the last swinger's party I attended. When you walk in the door and see an obese woman in a wheelchair and I am the best looking guy in the room..... then it is one NASTY party..
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Holy cow, that must be the worst revenge movie ever. Those women sure took a long time to kill Jingle Bells, and in the meantime he got to rape, kill and terrorize other women. This is like if The Exterminator just gave those gang members a talking to and then not killing any of them until the movie's end. Sure, killing him right away would have made for a shorter movie, but they could have padded it out with other acts of vigilantism.
The review was good, though.
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Why do Brad, The Cinema Snob, and 80's Dan all have identical Girlfriends/Wives? Are they like identical triplets?
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that is the hottest thought i could think of!
i will be showing this to my fiancee, she love when i called her a hot pussied little whore!
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I could have sworn you already did this movie...
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No, you're thinking of "The Hoboken Chicken Emergency" =)
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Damn it Brad, stop ruining my chicken!
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Hope to see more Snob & the Mrs. videos in the future. Can we look forward to a Moment by Moment recap?
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"Friendly Neighborhood Hockey Player".....Casey Jones?
I KNEW IT!
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Wow Brad is reviewing a movie that I have actually seen before. I think this is a first for me. This will be a treat for me.
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I misread the title when I saw the link on Twitter- I thought it said "Rape Squid" when I clicked it. So I was expecting a far more awesome flick! Ha! Rape-Squid would be the best Valentine's Day movie EVER!!!
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I'm pretty sure that "Rape Squid" is actually a semi-popular Hentai series from the early '90s that was ultimately doomed into obscurity in North America due to terrible distribution rights issues that never saw it brought overseas. It was supposed to be turned into a six film series, but production of the series after the second film failed to sell even half of what it was expected, and sadly, much like the "Shenmue" series or "Sonic SatAm", the series ended incomplete and on a cliffhanger. I'm pretty sure you can still find it today on the internet, though the quality of any torrents you find are going to be very, very poor at best due partly to the production value (It was pretty low, which is part of the reason for it's failure) and mostly because, well... I'm probably making all this all up as I go.
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I wish Josh Hadley was in this movie, because dear god I wanna see him get raped.
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My thoughts exactly. He gipped me on some MonsterVision trades a few years back. So I was astounded to find he co-hosted Radiodrome.
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Sorry, I mean "gypped." Horrible proofing.
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Looks like you should be first in line then to give him the good proper fucking that he needs.
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Step aside. I'm gonna be the first one to fuck Josh in his big moley ass.
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I'm curious, how come so many other people dislike him? Is it how he acts on his podcasts or is the lame-ass attempt to be a horror host?
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We dislike him because he needs a good ole ass fuckin.
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I would of thought that Josh was more likely to have a hairy arse rather than a moley one.
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No?..... Really?
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What the fuck is this shit? So every guy that tries to fuck a girl is a rapist now? Gtfo.
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No every guy who tries to fuck a girl who doesn't want to do it is a rapist. And fucking someone who is unwilling is the definition of rape.
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Jillan doing the movie with The Snob Was great,Maybe Next Year also?
Movie itself seemed stupid,Just to make ALL mens look like Pigs and women as somekind of Goddesses,at least ONE man character could had been nice..Even "Sex And the City" had few good man character.
And I have NEVER and will never Watch Sex and the city anymore,if there wasnt anything else to look at i would watch that crap for a while and then change the channel.
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During the “Tae Kwan Faux” scene, I couldn’t stop thinking, “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
Great episode. You should feature Mrs. Snob. Jillian has great timing, complements you very well and is very funny.
And when will you be doing Moment by Moment?
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Duh, I meant to type, “You should feature Mrs. Snob MORE.” Chalk it up to “It was late and I was tired.”
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Considering your recent fascination with movies based on real killings I am surprised you didn't review a movie based on the valentine's day massacre.
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Mrs. Snob seems to get turned on by the weirdest of things. First the infamous "hot pussied little whore" line, now this. Funny how the Snob draws the line between those two though.
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Fun fact*: Snobville is almost exclusively populated by Brad and Jillian lookalikes due to a freak-accident involving a cloning device used in the production of Bruceploitation movies.
* Neither funniness nor factuality guaranteed.
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Best misleading title ever
And of course Mrs. Snob was a very nice variation.
Loved the "Really?"- Moment.
I still hope Philosophy of a knife will come soon.
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Rapesqud....
that reminds me of a hentai I once saw
only there, it was a squad of rapists, and ironically, they all wore hockey masks!
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Rape occuers a lot at hentai..there is also a Group of Women who Drug some dude and them fuck him,while collecting his jizz and Later that guy starts to search those womens out dishing his revenge.
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Christ on a cunting cracker! (alliteration) The title on Valentine's Day alone is tasteless enough premise, but having Jillian do the review with you? I thought she was gonna have a meltdown so nuclear it would have made the Snickers parody commercial seem like blowjob reward for complimenting her sisters clevage. It was almost difficult for me to enjoy because I kept waiting for the explosion of rage.
That being said, this was absolutely adorable. and I love noting of feeling to guilty (or offended) for sex after watching a rape movie.
I'm rather glad this was a movie about a Charlie's Angels type of squad rather than a squad of rapists.
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Well, that was weird. I have nothing against feminist revenge movies, but this movie was just silly. The terrible acting when she's saying the guys treat women like a piece of meat actually gives it the opposite feeling to what they were going for. And for god's sake, add a little more violence. Dying a penis blue, really?
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Hmmm...Jingle Bells's dubbed voice reminded me of the gross redneck guy from Bat Pussy.
They should have made the rapist a disturbed Vietnam vet who still has shrapnel in his scrotum. Then he could've called himself Jingle Balls.
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Hey Jillian, Evgeni Malkin is a nice hockey player. WOOT GO PENS!!!
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when the fuck are we getting a sex tape goddamnit
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Mrs. Snob is really good in this.
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Bravo for Mrs. Snob! I always love when she shows up.
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I love how Lloyd keeps disappearing and reappearing because it's actually very realistic, I know my cats abruptly teleport onto my lap when I'm at the computer and then leave just as abruptly. :3 Very fun to see Mrs. Snob commenting with you, such an epic couple ^_^ P.S. Did I ever menton that Llyod is an awesome cat name? I had a cat named Stanley for awhile, I wasn't the one who named him but it suited surprisingly well for not being a "pet name".
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nice post
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Was late in watching this, but great review.
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Unfortunately I'm not a fan of Jillian, sorry. Theres just something stiff, awkward and off about her deliveries. Plus, she's a smidge too old to be wearing outfits from Torrid circa 1999.
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Bloodfist 3: Forced to Fight.
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No fellow Star Trek fans huh? I was amused when Stanley Adams popped up; played Cyrano Jones in the original series episode "The Trouble With Tribbles." I'm not really a TOS fan, but I immediately recognized him.
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Well nice of Big Box Model a.k.a. Mrs. Snob to make an appearance. Lloyd's teleporting capability was entertaining as well. Clearly there could have been better title choices though. Rape Squad sounds like a Kennedy outing. Rape Avengers(Starring Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson) perhaps? Rape Revenge? Sisters Against Rape? Die Rapist Die sounds a trifle better but I digress. I started laughing at the far away shot of our rapist because I felt he had at quick glance a staggering similarity to Scott Baio. Little did I know that Scott Baio's career plummet had nothing to do with his acting choices but rather the need to run around in an orange jumpsuit and hockey mask.
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"Did you see my Maniac review?"
Ooh, meta-joke!
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