"The Cinema Snob Movie" Teaser Trailer
"House on the Edge of the Park" style teaser trailer for "The Cinema Snob Movie." Coming to DVD this summer!
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The Cinema Snob: "The Cinema Snob Movie" Teaser Trailer
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That was awesome!
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THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST PORNO EVER!
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No, "Dick Pizza" is going to be the best porno ever.
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I'm wondering how Ryan would go about directing that.
"Cut. Okay Brad, next time, can you last more than two minutes so we can get more than one angle? Hmm, I think we need the fluffer before we roll. Jake, get in here!"
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Wow this looks like such a clashing film with the different styles. It should be great. Certainly different from what we usually expect out of such a film. I can't wait.
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This looks like this is gonna be a lot of fucking fun. REALLY excited!
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Eeehehehehehehe, I'm there. I'm totally there
"Good God! You're drunk! And shockingly racist..."
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Probably not going to watch it solely due to the amount of Spoony in it. Sorry Brad, I'm sure it's going to be great.
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Oh look, and idiot like this already. Don't throw away what could be an awesome experience just because you're pissed at Spoony One.
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Don't really appreciate being called an idiot, thanks though. Not a fan of his acting, or of the man himself. I'll keep tuning in & supporting every and all things else Snob/Brad related.
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Except the project his entire team were busting their ass for, for a couple years. What a fan.
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Sorry!
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You're absolutely an idiot. Even if you don't like an actor, do you not watch a movie that someone you like has spent years toiling over just because of it? Do you not see something that is good, quality entertainment just because one performance in it is by someone you're not fond of?
Then you're an idiot. Especially when the one making the film is Brad, who isn't making thousands of dollars daily. And even if you have some sort of burning hatred for Spoony, for whatever reason, that's incredibly immature, and yes, stupid.
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Jesus Christ, I hope you people don't throw insults like this around so casually in real life over such small qualms. It's not even a burning hatred. I just do not like him, his acting, or anything he does. Hate is far too strong of a word. I often don't see a movie if it has an actor I particularly dislike in it. Fuck, I'll donate twenty bucks to Brad just to show my support. Hope everyone enjoys it!
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You know, you people don't need to be such needlessly hostile dicks just because this one person doesn't watch the movie.
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They were being hostile because he was obviously trolling or has the weirdest mental disconnect I've ever seen.
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Eh, six of one, half dozen the other. XD
Although it's notable how weird of a conflict this whole thing was: a mentally chaotic acerbic troll vs a thin-skinned chronic tantrum-thrower over the reputation of one decent human being.
...Oh my God, this whole Spoony debacle is a Twitter remake of The Dark Knight! Does that mean Brad Jones is secretly Gary Oldman in disguise?
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( . Y . )
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Man, everybody got AIDS and shit.
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Just seeing how narrow this reply is going to get!!!!!
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We're gonna narrow the SHIT out of it! It's like Thinner all over again1
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Let's see if we can post out of existence..... I want to get to dimension X.. yo...
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L A S T !
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The Thinner is the Winner!
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I don't appreciate being called a "thin-skinned chronic tantrum-thrower" for saying that someone was doing something immature and stupid. I read back over my comment and I don't see any anger in it, nor was I feeling any when I wrote it. I'm simply stating that what he is doing is stupid and immature, which I believe to be a valid opinion. I never insulted him at all. I don't appreciate being insulted in return.
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My good sir, this is a fine time to showcase a great lesson in general fuckwaddery. It's called "Why didn't I follow the thread?" See, what I THOUGHT you were discussing was the whole Spoony debacle on the Twitterz, because it sounded like you were speaking of that and it WAS somewhere on the conversation, clearly. Me, having not read the thread, responded as if the discussion was purely on that topic. And for that, I apologize.
Besides, even if you are, Lupa's way worse. XD
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Yeah, I still sat down to watch "A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas" even though Patton Oswalt, who is a cunt, has a cameo in it...and someone can't grit their teeth and sit through Spoony in a Cinema Snob movie?
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What's wrong with Patton Oswalt? THe man's comedy is perfect.
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Must be more of a Dane Cook type.
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I'm more of a don't make fun of someone because their baby died type.
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I have a theory you haven't watched a whole lot of comedy.
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Yeah, what's wrong with Patton Oswalt? He's one of the best living comedians.
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No, I don't think he's talented enough to justify Patton Oswalt's attacking a woman's real life child death.
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when did Patton Oswalt ever do that? Post a link or something.
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Given stuff that George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Pryor, Louis CK, and several other fantastic comedians have said before, what Oswalt said wasn't that bad. You must not watch alot of stand-up comedy.
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Why do you think ripping off one of my posts will work on me?
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Uh, if you were paying attention to the Snob movie you know he was involved since in the vlogs for the movie they show he's there filming scenes with Brad and Jake. So yeah he's a part of it and really, just because he's involved doesn't mean you shouldn't watch the rest of the movie. Like the four year anniversary this was made BEFORE the big blow out that got Spoony off of TGWTG and even the admids and mods of that site say you shouldn't let what Spoony said detract from his preformence in that. So same goes for his preformence here.
As for the movie well the teaser does seem to show more then To Boldly Flee but still not sure what this is about. Guessing it's a Snob movie about the Snob trying to get his own movie and the fallout from that but hey should be good and will defintley pick that up on DVD when it comes out.
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Fuckin seriously. I'm actually glad Spoony's gone from TGWTG, but that doesn't mean I'm not pumped to see this.
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Not a fan of spoony either but that whole debacle shouldnt have repercussions or reflect on Brad. Ill definately watch it. Also it shows Brads good character that he stands by his friends even when the whole worlds against them
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You make it sound like he's this kindred spirit lol. The guy brought everything on himself.
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I'm not going to act like it wasn't his fault, but he's been dealing with some issues lately. That really doesn't give you a pass for throwing shit at colleagues like that, but it's at least understandable knowing some of the underlying factors.
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Lately as in around two years. Spoony needs to grow the fuck up and move on with his life. He has first world problems and is living the easy life.
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Not to excuse Spoony's behavior, but calling depression/bipolar disorder a "first world problem"/"living the easy life" makes you sound like a grade A douchenozzle.
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Look, I'm not fan of Spoony and It's hard to deny that he's been acting a tool and not dealing with things in the most tactful way but when it comes down to it nobody commenting on these events is privy to all the details pertaining to them. Sometimes people act like a dick for a reason. Depression can manifest itself in a variety of negative ways. I don't think judging anyone involved without knowing the full story is acceptable.
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How did I know I was going to see someone say this.
Get over it!
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I'm still excited for the Snob movie. I don't like Noah either but this is Brad's movie, and it'd be super unfair to let one asshole ruin it after the fact, especially when he's not on the writing credit and he's not really doing his whole "Spoony" bit. And if it's still that big of a deal, there's always fast-forward.
He can burn everything he's made to the ground for all I care, but let's not let him burn Brad too.
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what did spoony actually do? i just noticed he isn't on tgwtg anymore
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He made a joke about tying up a co-worker and loving her all night. Everyone got butthurt. Everything got blown out of proportion. Spoony defended himself and lashed at everyone who was attacking him about one dumb joke. He got fired from Channel Awesome and lost a bunch of friends, again... over one joke on twitter which escalated a whole month later! Kinda sad really how much of a crybaby everyone is.
The man was also diagnosed with "Bipolar II" which is worse then Bipolar. So yeah you're prone to angry outbursts that are worse then regular Bipolar which is already bad.
As for the Snob movie... I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT! It looks so awesome! I've watched all of your other movies and I liked them all. Hooker being my favorite, then Cheap. Cheap was just so damn sleazy. It was awesome. Can't wait. When will it be available for pre-order?
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He also got CA banned from gaming conventions/expos and rarely updates.
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Actually, we don't know what really happened, but if it had anything to do with the joke, it didn't have to do with Spoony lashing out at people who were upset over it, as much as his attacks on people who actually supported him. Many were on his side and said he should just let the whole issue drop and that it would be forgotten in 2 weeks, but he was drawing more attention to it by his antics. He started acting like a dick and attacking those people as well, and it escalated from there. Bipolar disorder does not justify his behavior. I just hope Spoony can get the help he needs.
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Actually, we don't know what really happened, but if it had anything to do with the joke, it didn't have to do with Spoony lashing out at people who were upset over it, as much as his attacks on people who actually supported him. Many were on his side and said he should just let the whole issue drop and that it would be forgotten in 2 weeks, but he was drawing more attention to it by his antics. He started acting like a dick and attacking those people as well, and it escalated from there. Bipolar disorder does not justify his behavior. I just hope Spoony can get the help he needs.
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A wild ignorant asshole appears!
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All we need is an 80's Dan Film and my life will be complete! I mean, Brad can literally come to my house and kill me after the making of that film!
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But then you wouldn't get to watch it.
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Sweet. Then he could remake Cheap!
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Love the trailer. Can't wait to see the movie. : )
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This looks extremely badass. I can't wait for this to come out
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Oh man, this trailer looks badass. I'm loving the music behind it, too! I can't wait until this comes out!
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fucking awesome!!!!
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Let's just say that I am definitely intrigued. Any possibility of a Snob/Paranoia DVD 2-pack?
-NJM
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Awesome I'll be looking forward to this one.
Also good to see Spoony's still in it.
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The Snob Movie is already better than To Boldly Flee.
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that looked pretty good. cant wait for it to be out.
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dude dude Brad.. this is awesome i cant wait. fucking cant wait..
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This looks like a fantastic movie, I can't wait till it comes out. Noah's "Good God! You're drunk and shockingly racist" line about made me fall out of my chair.
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Where can I find Brad's other films?
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They're all on the site. Check the right side of the page.
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Noah nearly killed me with the You're drunk line. Also since someone has to start the drooling fanboy parade it might as well be a pro, Sarah in a bikini. I approve. I will be watching the hell out of this one I can tell.
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Looks awesome can't wait!
You know you're holding that toy gun wrong! XD
I love this sound track!
Glad to see Spoony got the best and only line! XD
... awww, no blackface?
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YEA! Alright nice! This looks like vintage Brad Jones quality right here. I love this guy's stuff. I must've seen Midnight Heat probably 4 times by now.
Alot of the great talent and characters here that keeps me coming to this site. Jake, Jillian, Ed Glaser and Spoony! Sold. Hope Brad continues collaborating with all of them.
Probably most importantly, I hope this thing has a kick'n soundtrack like his other works! And if not possible because he wants to sell it and make money off of it, then I hope he releases a version on this site with his own impossible to afford soundtrack. Sure it would be a lot of trouble to edit the same movie twice with two different soundtracks, but thats what makes his other movies so awesome and memorable, the soundtrack.
Good luck Brad. This is your baby and I hope it goes over well with it's audience. Can't wait to see the Snob review this.
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i completely forgot this was coming out. its like finding that twenty you stashed away 6 months after you forget about it
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Just from the trailer, and what I've seen on the VLogs, this movie looks like, SHIT!
No I'm kidding, I'm really excited about this. This looks like it will be a lot of fun.
Thanks guys. I can't wait.
Well, I can, and I will.
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I'm just hoping you'll release more teaser trailers in various styles. Hey, here's a request, make it look like a snuff film.
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I will gladly buy any movie involving man making sweet love to a tree
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That Looks Fucking AWESOME!!! (Wants to Pre-order it as a VHS/LASERDISC/DVD/BLU-RAY Combo pack)
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You forgot beta!
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That Looks Fucking AWESOME!!! (Wants to Pre-order it as a VHS/LASERDISC/DVD/BLU-RAY Combo pack)
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Man I really want to see this. I usually don't go in for these kind of low budget films, but I think this one has some promise. Your behind-the-scenes filming and this teaser have convinced me.
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What's the name of the song playing at the end?
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"Much More" by Riz Ortolani. It's from the aforementioned movie soundtrack.
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Love it love it love it! Good to see Spoony is in it !
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Fuck that other joke of a movie this movie right here is gonna leave that piece of shit in the dust! anyway been a huge Snob fan since 2008 and been excited as hell since first hearing there was gonna be a Snob movie =), also loved Freak Out, Cheap & Midnight Heat! so I can't wait to see this once it's released =), definitely my most anticipated film of the summer.
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I'm getting this as soon as it's available for pre order. Can't wait, Brad! Looks great!
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This is very exciting. Man i've watched your show since burial ground. Its always been entertaining and fun to watch you make obscure references that half the time I dont know what your talking about. Your films for the most part I have enjoyed with the exception of paranoia. I have hope for this. The trailer was funny and interesting. It was very unexpected how the teaser was done but that should be a good thing. So I am going to pre-order this, and I will most likely end up enjoying it (just like when I saw gameboys). Keep up the good work and I will continue to view your work.
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Sweet, this is looking pretty awesome. I'm still curious as to why Brad's dressed up as a hobo, but I guess I'll have to watch the movie to figure it out.
Out of curiosity, will you guys be offering some sort of digital download option? If not, I'll definitely order the DVD, I'm just a bit lacking in shelf space these days.
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Hells yeah, can't wait for this release, looks awesome. Glad to see the SpoonyOne is in the movie and the rest of team snob.. But what happened to Brian Lewis? Thought for sure Brad's sidekick would be featured in the movie.
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Brian's in it, he just wasn't in the trailer.
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Not in the trailer.....NOT IN THE TRAILER??!!!?!
You've got a lot of nerve there, Jones... Careful that doesn't get you in trouble...
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He'll regret it for sure. I've seen this sort of thing before. If Disney would've edited random clips of you into the John Carter trailer that movie would've been a box office gold mine
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So what's it about?
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Can't wait it's going to kick ass
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YES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
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I'm exited as hell for this, looks like a good time
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Totally psyched for this movie. Mad hype!
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Good stuff there Brad!
This is how a Snob i imagined a Snob movie would look like..i.e sleaze a-hoy!
Maybe in your next project you could do a Giallo homage,pure 70's style with intentional bad dubbing ;p
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Wow this was the high point of the week by far. This is the big movie of the summer as far as I'm concerned. Getting this as soon as its available. I know I'm not the first to say this but there needs to be a VHS release of this movie.
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This looks awesome love the trailer, and really impressive how you made it look. This is why I Love your movies so much they FEEL like movies not internet videos. I can tell you put your heart and soul, as well as blood and sweat into this. I probably going to buy multiple copies and give them out as gifts and hopefully get more fans for your site. Your work is approachable for most any person which is something I really appreciate, as sometimes stuff like the get togethers get a little to injokey for me. Also I am interested to see what type of character spoony is playing he looks kinda Hans gruber-y perhaps an investor or agent gone wrong? I will just have to wait and see.
Anyways congrats to you Brad and the whole Snob Mob. Hope everything goes as planned.
Nate N.
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Already looks like a first day buy for me.
Can't wait to see it.
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holy CRAP that looked really dam awesome. finally a real throwback flick!
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I had to google the trailer, but damn, that was a good parody/homage. Will we be getting a "House On The Edge Of The Park" Snob review?
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I've lost respect for Spoony the person - but Spoony in character? THAT I'll watch any day (seriously, how many actors have you come across that are assholes in real life? Just unfollow him and watch his work as though your watching a character - like any other actor)
I must admit, I was expecting you to make the video quality deliberately grainy like 'Grindhouse' - but I love how you've approached this project. Looking forward to it!
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Oh man, I'm fuckin' STOKED for this!
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You forgotten the fake drowning, them throwing a dummy off a roof, fake leach scene, fake junkyard amputation, fake firing squad, the infamous fake puppy scene ....
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Wow I still have no idea what this movie is about. But I will watch any movie where a guy masturbates behind a tree and looks creepy as fuck. Brad you should look forward to get a David Hess wig!
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Awesome!! Looks like it's straight from the mind of Brad
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Great trailer, or greatest trailer?
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Hey, I think I saw Orlando... and ED GLASER! Oh yeah, this movie's gonna rock.
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Hey, at least Brad and Spoony get to be in ONE good film this year.
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Now this is how you make a trailer, John Carter!
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Really looking forward to this--it looks like it will be awesome
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This looks very promising indeed!
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"Good God! You're drunk! And shockingly racist! No one is wearing blackface!"
ATTN IRVING
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I'm definitely going to import this movie
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I've now watched this teaser like 3 or 4 times, haha. Mostly I just keep watching because I'm genuinely blown away by how professional it looks. Well, that and I just recently saw the film, and trailer for, House By The Edge of The Park...so I'm enjoying the hell out of that aspect of this teaser. Really this looks fantastic. It's nice to see the character that made me into a Brad Jones fan getting this kind of treatment now.
And for the record, after all the drama of recent weeks, it's also nice to see Brad have the balls to stick Spoony front and center in this trailer with the only line of dialogue.
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What "balls"?..Spoony didn't molest, kill, steal, commit assault or embezzle money. He wrote and inappropriate joke on Twitter...then apologized for it. No big deal.
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Well, a lot of people "jumped off the Spoony boat" so to speak when he imploded and was subsequently removed from TGWTG. He became public enemy number one for a lot of That Guy's audience. So to stick him right up front in spite of that all was rather a brave thing to do when you risked pissing people off. As evidenced by idiots saying "Spoony's in this? I'm not seeing it!" I'd say in light of that sort of thing featuring the guy so prominently in the marketing certainly did in fact take some balls.
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That's a whole lot of WTF with some sweet tunes in the background. I'm game!
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Looks like it should be fun.
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For the music alone I'm sold, this looks fantastic.
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How about international shipping? I live in Denmark, and i would love to buy this DVD.
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I live and Holland and was able to get Paranoia just fine, so I'm pretty sure you'll be able to get this one as well. I know I will
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I got "Paranoia" shipped here without trouble so hopefully it won't be a problem with this either.
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Uhhh... Irving?
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Shot on shitteo.
Perfect
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The actual footage looks great and I'm excited (green screen Sarah on the beach part made me chuckle) but what I'm worried about is the font you're going with (which I hope could just be placeholder?) I find with your Snob and other vids, you always go with very...generic? look typefaces..
Basically, The whole..screen wipe effect sort of makes it feel lame
It really sells your work short! It just takes finding a more professional or appropriate type to suit the mood or feel you want!! Anyways, lotta love for all involved <3
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It's a parody of this trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC0QgAmE0lM The typefaces, the music, the editing... it's all an homage.
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I concur with Black Doug.
You have missed the entire point. That most definitely is the feel Jones wants. You know, like the movies he reviews? You remind me of the people who get the first question on "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire" wrong.
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I hope you have the snob-errific decency to review your own movie.
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I'm so ready for this to hit DVD! I'm snatching it up as soon as possible. The amount of talent involved in this production is CRAZY!
Also, glad to see the tree humping scene in the trailer
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I don't know...the Sweenz isn't in it, so it can't be -that- great.
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Looks to me like a movie about drinking, smoking, eating pizza, humping trees, and watching Spoony be a fucking pimp.
Fuck. Yeah.
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why are you hating on Spoony One -- he was one of the best people on that fucked up site --- if you want to blame people.
Blame that cunt Doug Walker, that fat pig Lord Kat and that whore Obscurus cunt
and that RAPE victim.... oh LOOK I SAID RAPE -- UPSET OBSCRWEW US --- I MEAN YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH PHELOUS THAT MUST BE WORST THAN RAPE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rQFaSCc8uQ
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Go fuck yourself, dude.
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Here here!
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By the way the movie looks promising -- your only downfall is the horrible editing and questionable camera work!! shame ...
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Hey brad I dont think some people got that it was intentionally shot on shiteo (over at spoonys site)
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I hope you realize that Lupa was bothered by a raunchy post, LordKat, while virulent, wasn't involved with the actual situation, and Doug Walker had no idea what was happening until later, because he doesn't run Channel Awesome, and he doesn't have a Twitter account.
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So from the looks of things, there's gonna be sex, Spoony, gun battles, and cinema snobbing...SIGN ME UP!!!
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don't forget tree humping!
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Who was raping the tree of life?
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Excellent. The only other filmmaker whose trailer and work give me this type of anticipation is Tarantino. I don't know how you feel about Tarantino, but I mean that as a compliment. Now I am looking forward to 'The Cinema Snob Movie' and 'D'jango Unchained'.
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Looks great! You have my support.
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Who is the guy with the long hair and beared I know I have seen him before but I can not quite put my finger on it
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Funky oldschool trailer! This looks really entertaining! You have worked hard on this, and I'm sure I'll enjoy the final product.
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No blackface? You just cost yourself a sale.
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Yes. I will be buying this. Yep.
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Looks like this is gonna be one exciting film! Looking forward to getting a copy for myself : )
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EEEEEE can't wait to see this! I'm excited because I've been hearing about it from Brad & Jillian & Zach all along. Plus Zach pointed out some of the filming spots when I was down in Springfield so that just made me more excited.
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I hope you dont mean out of 100
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so was this done before brad got divorced from Jillian?
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61-year-old Li Jinlian Jiangxi prison serving 12 years old, he looked like a seven year old man. Since May 2000 was sentenced to death, Li Jinlian has been walking on the road in the long complaint. The story begins 13 years ago talking about.
July 6, 1999, Gian Intermediate People's Court of first instance verdict: Li Jinlian poisoning murder, intentional homicide, the circumstances of the crime and the consequences are particularly serious, sentenced to death, suspended for two years deprivation of political rights for life .
He further explained that the so-called punishment.
rat poison, candy was his?
Li Jinlian attorney Zhu middle not only by the testimony of witnesses to prove its committed crimes, and tools for committing crimes of rat poison and sweet-scented osmanthus candy questioned whether Li Jinlian all.
was arrested retracted
Jiangxi Province Supreme Court make the final verdict seems to have been the case, still refused to accept commissioned children to redress the grievances of their own. 11 years, he has been in the complaint, a flash 11 years, Li Jinlian still refuses to accept. He admitted that was indeed the long-term carrying his wife and Shaw winter Hong amour; but does not recognize the poison.
a second instance trial identified Li Jinlian in crime out the door in the morning to carry the poison mixed with sugar, until the afternoon to go home again poisoning. The Zhu middle that this assumption is difficult to set up.
since the early 1990s, Li Jinlian will be carrying the wife and Shaw winter incense to maintain relations between the sexes, two adultery was discovered by Shaw winter Hong's brother-in-law, so, in March 1998 , Xiao Dong Hong proposed to sever relations between the sexes.
discuss the results will be compiled into the draft submitted to the National People's Congress
public security organs quickly locked Li Jinlian, because there is evidence that he had purchased a
police seized a rat poison from the Li Jinlian home were identified as rat poison ingredients and 3 obtained from the field toffee wrappers.
sanctions and relief simultaneously
Li Jinlian another defense lawyer also said: can
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Ryan Mitchelle is misspelled as Mitchlle the second time his name appears under "directed by", btw. Looks pretty interesting though.
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Love the movie, Brad, baby. Just got a few revisions.
First, the Cinema what? I don't think that's going to catch on. Work-shopping showed that the word 'snob' was kinda negative. Now, if you could make it about a talking dog you'd have something. And give the dog tits, our focus groups show that people love dogs and tits so combining them is a win-win.
While you're at relocate the entire project. Who gives a shit about Springfield whatever? Isn't that where the Simpsons live? Could be a lawsuit. Anyway, let's set it in Hawaii, or Miami, or L.A., because Lindsay Lohan doesn't want to be around foreigners. Oh, by the way, Lindsay is now playing Jillian, and the last name is now Kenedy. Good American name. Though Lohan won't be on the movie poster or doing any ADR though. That Ziwhatever crap is hard for people to pronounce, gives them headaches. Gives me a headache. Cocaine?
So instead of the Cinema Snob let's give it something more American, and let's drop 'cinema', that's a French word or something. The Movie Patriot. It's got balls, ya know?
Oh, and we can't afford Alan Rickman, you can you get this Antwhatever guy to look more like him with photoshop or whatever? Should be pretty easy.
Also, I hear there's demand for this 'Flaming Brian' guy. What is he, gay guy? Chicks dig gay guys, so he can dispense fashion advice and be the comic relief, ya know? Though Fox, who want in on this project want to make sure you show he's promiscuous, right? Might have AIDS. Speaking of minorities, can we make sure the dog's not an ethnic minority? People don't want to feel threatened.
Oh, and you're fired, but we'll need you to work out your contract and take full responsibility for the production, including doing publicity.
Ciao, babe.
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Reading this in my head with the voice of J.K. Simmons really makes my night.
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When I first heard there was a feature length Snob, I was kind of sceptical, although now I see that I was wrong. Brad has clearly lost none of his style or spirit, and it's good to see that he hasn't yet gone the way of many formerly good TGWTG contributors.
Speaking of which; I'm glad to see Brad is sticking by Noah, thereby proving himself to be the only reasonable member of TGWTG yet remaining. Hopefully Spoony's removal from the site will kick him back in to gear after these past few dismal years of shouting and playing dress-up.
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I'll stick with REAL Brad-Jones-in-a-wig movies - like "Hooker with a Heart of Gold", thank you very much.
(Kidding. Looking forward to this.)
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The Azzurri will now play favourites Spain in Sunday's final.
"This was the greatest night of my life and I hope Sunday will be better," Balotelli said.
At the final whistle, Balotelli sought out his family and embraced them in the stands. "At the end of the game I went to my mother - that was the best moment," he added.
"I told her these goals were for her. I waited a long time for this moment, especially as my mother is not young anymore and can't travel far, so I had to make her happy when she came all the way here. My father will be in Kiev for the final too."
Balotelli's two goals took him joint top of the Euro 2012 scoring charts with three. "I will try to win the top scorer award," he said.
Gomez v Balotelli
"In football sometimes you can try so many times and it doesn't go in, or try few and it does all the time. It was a fantastic assist, the kind only Antonio Cassano can provide, while Riccardo Montolivo's pass was great too."
He celebrated his second goal by taking off his shirt and striking a typically defiant pose. "They didn't get angry because I was booked for taking my shirt off, but they saw my physique and got jealous,Beats By dre solo hd," he joked.
Balotelli, who was substituted midway through the second half, dismissed any injury worries and declared himself fit for Sunday's final. "I had cramp and was a little tired, but I told the coach to wait five minutes and by that point the substitution was already in progress. It's fine."
Italy now meet Spain for the second time in the tournament, having played out a 1-1 draw in the group stages. And Balotelli believes that, despite Germany's lacklustre performance, the Azzurri are in the final on merit.
"When Italy win it is because the other team played bad," he said. "I think we won because we were better and we deserved it.
Analysis
Image of Phil McNulty Phil McNulty Chief football writer, BBC Sport
"For a man who often plays in a state of chaos, Balotelli was cold and measured as he joined his colleagues in terrorising Germany's defence."
Read McNulty's blog
"We are with Spain, we are the two best teams in the tournament," he added.
"I hope to win, I don't care if I play badly as long as we give our all. We have to relax,monster beats by dr.dre tour, mustn't get frustrated with Spain's possession and keep playing our football.
"We are the only side to have scored against Spain so far. We proved that we are equal to them, if not more, and we want to win."
Italy coach Cesare Prandelli said Balotelli's performance had proved he had developed into a team player and not just an individual.
"Mario is rather unique, he's atypic
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The Azzurri will now play favourites Spain in Sunday's final.
"This was the greatest night of my life and I hope Sunday will be better," Balotelli said.
At the final whistle, Balotelli sought out his family and embraced them in the stands. "At the end of the game I went to my mother - that was the best moment," he added.
"I told her these goals were for her. I waited a long time for this moment, especially as my mother is not young anymore and can't travel far, so I had to make her happy when she came all the way here. My father will be in Kiev for the final too."
Balotelli's two goals took him joint top of the Euro 2012 scoring charts with three. "I will try to win the top scorer award," he said.
Gomez v Balotelli
"In football sometimes you can try so many times and it doesn't go in, or try few and it does all the time. It was a fantastic assist, the kind only Antonio Cassano can provide, while Riccardo Montolivo's pass was great too."
He celebrated his second goal by taking off his shirt and striking a typically defiant pose. "They didn't get angry because I was booked for taking my shirt off, but they saw my physique and got jealous," he joked.
Balotelli, who was substituted midway through the second half, dismissed any injury worries and declared himself fit for Sunday's final. "I had cramp and was a little tired, but I told the coach to wait five minutes and by that point the substitution was already in progress. It's fine."
Italy now meet Spain for the second time in the tournament, having played out a 1-1 draw in the group stages. And Balotelli believes that, despite Germany's lacklustre performance, the Azzurri are in the final on merit.
"When Italy win it is because the other team played bad," he said. "I think we won because we were better and we deserved it.
Analysis
Image of Phil McNulty Phil McNulty Chief football writer, BBC Sport
"For a man who often plays in a state of chaos, Balotelli was cold and measured as he joined his colleagues in terrorising Germany's defence."
Read McNulty's blog
"We are with Spain,Billiga Monster, we are the two best teams in the tournament," he added.
"I hope to win, I don't care if I play badly as long as we give our all. We have to relax, mustn't get frustrated with Spain's possession and keep playing our football.
"We are the only side to have scored against Spain so far. We proved that we are equal to them,Beats Sverige, if not more, and we want to win."
Italy coach Cesare Prandelli said Balotelli's performance had proved he had developed into a team player and not just an individual.
"Mario is rather unique, he's atypical. He
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Sorry, Brad. I'm not sold on this trailer. I'll reserve judgement till I see it, but it doesn't look very interesting.
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In support to Spoony, I will watch your videos on the site from now on. I'm done with Channel awesome.
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THANK YOU! Thought I was the only person who's pissed at CA.
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Yea me too. Channel Awesome has lost their shit over the past year and after they fired Spoony, they officially became dead to me. Now I find myself only following Spoony, Brad, Geek Juice Media, and Red Letter Media in regards to internet reviewers. I really do wish all the luck for Spoony and I can give a shit less about what his other fans think of him. Fuck Channel Awesome, fuck those talentless hacks.
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Same here. I only follow Brad and company + Spoony now..And I'm gonna buy this movie when it's released. Not giving one fucking cent to CA..
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Well, I knew we would be having the mockbuster version of AVGN: the movie sooner or later.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ssvh3EFyM
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wait, a movie with a good trailer???....tell me that didn't happen Brad lol....can't wait to see the movie
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This already looks better than To Boldly Go. Brad, you rock, all of you do. Can't wait to see this.
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If this trailer was really done House on the Edge of the Park Style it should have called the movie 'The Snob Movie Cinema'.
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lol, I greatly approve of this comment =)
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Ill wait for the pirated version...
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BTW, who is that saucy red-headed lady with Orlando? Me likey... I'd bite her biscuits with some old man's whiskers... if you know what i am sayin'
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This summer, Spoony is powerful; like, Reese's Pieces-powerful.
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Do I hear Oliver Onions in there or is that just general good old-fashioned 70's disco-cheese? In any case, kudos.
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Ugh spoony, thats a bit of a downer ... even with his recent showing of ass, outside of his own element his acting shows the nuance and effort of a mid 90's Jim Carrey trying way to fucking hard to out do Jum Carrey
Otherwise I very much look forward to this, despite being ripped out of the moment by a phoned in clown once in a while
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This looks so much like a mid nineties porno!.. I don't know whether to be aroused or disgusted! Anyhow I'am intrigued!...
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This looks so much like a mid nineties porno!.. I don't know whether to be aroused or disgusted! Anyhow I'am intrigued!...
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This looks so much like a mid nineties porno!.. I don't know whether to be aroused or disgusted! Anyhow I'am intrigued!...
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Jesus - that is a filthy windshield!
I will buy this if you sell it.
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The scene with you making out with your wife reminded me of Eyes Wide Shut...
Looking forward to this!
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It would have been nice if the film had an actual budget of a real independent film.
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It does. The quality was decreased to go along with the "House on the Edge of the Park" trailer we were spoofing. Those POV driving shots were made by me for the teaser, and aren't actually in the movie.
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180th!!!!!!!!!
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Brad, what's the update on the film? I'm hoping we get to see another trailer (or the real thing!) soon.
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