Previously featured on YouTube before ultimately being ousted by the powers that be (those powers being the people behind "Nail Gun Massacre") thecinemasnob.com will
feature all of the Snob's videos, old and new, and also brand new shows and full length original movies for those of us who already can't get enough of Z-Grade Cinema.
(what and how I fuck is none of your business.........lumpy mashed potatoes.......missionary..........gravy boat......cranberries optional..that is all) Reply to this
Personally, yeah, I want to see Black Angus too. Reply to this
8/23/2012 4:49 PM
Matt wrote:
If this movie comes out on DVD a second time in the future, it will certainly be part of the Criterion Collection. Seriously.
8/24/2012 6:38 AM
Anonimouse wrote:
Yeah, more than a week of filming went into this. xD Although, I am super excited for To Boldly Flee. Reply to this
8/23/2012 5:17 PMStray13 wrote:
Looks good but you really need a killer fx guy. you know who works for free, has a mavrick attitude. dashing good looks. snazzy dresser. looks like peter griffin naked. Ok its me. Reply to this
8/23/2012 5:51 PM
Jillian wrote:
Actually, we have a killer fx guy who's a friend & helped us out. He's worked on Army of Darkness, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doppleganger, Mindwarp, Super Mario Bros., among many other things. Here's his imdb if anyone wants to take a gander. We were lucky to have him! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137920/ Reply to this
8/23/2012 5:25 PM
Max Force wrote:
The whole quote is "the greatest movie ever made...by us." Stop misquoting me assholes. Reply to this
8/25/2012 3:37 AMTHOOM wrote:
No one misquoted you. They just kept the gist of the quote and left out what they felt was unnecessary. You know, like any other movie promotion. Reply to this
8/23/2012 5:34 PM
Arne Maes wrote:
A digital release would be awesome for your European fans, what would be your quarrel with such a thing Brad?
PS: you should have this linked on the thatguywiththeglasses site for even more exposure. Reply to this
8/23/2012 5:36 PM
Derek wrote:
What a novel idea! Maybe he can even start putting his Cinema Snob episodes on there too! Reply to this
8/23/2012 5:42 PM
Jillian wrote:
Actually the company we go through does release internationally, so you would be able to get a copy shipped to you Reply to this
8/23/2012 7:49 PM
Arne Maes wrote:
Well of course they do, how foolish of me, a bigger percent of what I pay goes to delivery and not to you guys though, which is a shame. Reply to this
8/24/2012 5:18 AMDavid Herbert wrote:
I know how you feel, I live in Australia and have to pay double-price thanks to shipping, which is why I'm wiaiting for this to come out before I buy Paranoia so I can get them together and save money. Would also buy Ninja: The Mission Force but I don't think I can get them in a bundle. Reply to this
8/23/2012 5:37 PM
Creature SH wrote:
I'm quite intrigued. Really nice idea for the premise, and the production values look pretty good. Reply to this
8/23/2012 6:29 PMTerrence Malick wrote:
Guys, I'm not wasting my time with quotes. Craig, or Vincent, or whatever your name might be, I implore you to not pursue your attempted filming of BLACK ANGUS; I am currently in pre-production of a film by the same title, which will follow the struggles of a proud bovine family over a century, intercut with stunning scenes of the unkempt wildnerness & spoken inner monologues detailing the fragility of "animal" (ie. human) nature. Thank you, sir, for hearing my request. Reply to this
8/23/2012 6:01 PMThe Stoned Horror Critic wrote:
I all seriousness though, I fucking love this trailer. The plot's great, the acting from all involved looks great, and Spoony's line at the end always fucking gets me. Can't wait till it's released Brad! Reply to this
8/23/2012 6:22 PM
JayRam wrote:
As much as I enjoyed Paranoia--and appreciate the hard work you guys put into it--this movie looks like it just may top it.
8/23/2012 6:27 PM
Stray13 wrote:
@Jillian yes, but has he worked on Silo Killer 3, Die Zombie Bastard, Semen of the Demon, and spat in Tony Tipones face? Nope. Me= Winner winner chicken dinner Reply to this
8/23/2012 6:30 PM
katakis1 wrote:
REALLY looking forward to this. I don't know what it is, but unlike all these other "online reviewer/tgwtg" movies never got me interested. This trailer however, it looked really interesting. This movie for once seems to have an actual story.
Pretty sure I'll buy this when it comes out. That'll be a first. (I only wish the overall audio/video quality was better - there's one clip in the trailer where you REALLY should have dubbed the audio over the scene. Hope this doesn't happen too often in the actual movie) Reply to this
Don't suppose anyone has an estimate of what shipping to the UK will cost do they? Reply to this
8/23/2012 7:37 PM
Jillian wrote:
We're going through the same company as we did for Paranoia. If you go to the "purchase link" there's a calculate shipping button - go ahead and use that for reference. It should be the same. Here's the link: http://kunaki.com/sales.asp?PID=PX005LH77C Reply to this
Look's like the cheapest shipping to the UK is $4.30 which I'd estimate translating to around £3.00. Maybe a bit less. That seems like a damn fine deal to me! Reply to this
8/23/2012 7:33 PM
LucasChad wrote:
I hate to say it, but I want to see this movie now instead of To Boldly Flee! Reply to this
8/23/2012 7:42 PM
TheExpatriate700 wrote:
I'm of two minds about this. The fanboy part of me can't wait to see it, while the other part is concerned that adding a character origin in which he isn't actually a snob could undermine the character. Still, can't wait to see it. Reply to this
8/23/2012 8:16 PM
Dave wrote:
I think it really works, especially since he breaks character all the time on the show. Reply to this
8/25/2012 3:52 AMTHOOM wrote:
I don't think the Snob we know and love is the same Snob in the movie (which seems to a movie about a guy posing as a Snob to achieve his goal, like Dustin Hoffman had to pose as a woman in 'Tootsie') And that is smart: Anyone who never saw a Cinema Snob review can buy the DVD and watch it as a stand alone movie. Unlike the TGWTG movies, in which you need some knowledge of the TGWTG shows to "get" what is going on in their movies. Reply to this
8/23/2012 7:45 PM
Lotus Prince wrote:
This movie looks legitimately interesting. The trailer is really well put together, and I definitely dig the background music. This looks like a must-see! Reply to this
8/23/2012 8:44 PM
Lai-Lai wrote:
Oh, this is priceless.... Brad looks almost exactly like Miriam Shor as Yitzhak from "Hedwig & the Angry Inch." Reply to this
8/23/2012 9:45 PM
Handsome Pete wrote:
I was trying to deduce what the movie would be about going by nothing but the vlogs, looks like I lost. Reply to this
8/23/2012 10:22 PM
RyanInAZ wrote:
how are you guys going about showing this? Will it be on-site or do I have to buy the dvd? I'm definitely buying the dvd and would like to get paranoia too...hoping for a 2 pack deal or something haha. I just want to see this asap Reply to this
8/23/2012 11:00 PM
full_absolution wrote:
I am really looking forward to this movie, but the trailer was boring. Everyone seems to be delivering their lines so deadpan and muted, like they're just finished meditating or doing yoga (except Spoony, who is always animated). I'm not saying it should've be slapstick or anything, but if I weren't already a fan of the Snob, this trailer wouldn't have convinced me to see the film. Reply to this
8/23/2012 11:02 PM
Jackie wrote:
Maybe because they're acting like real human beings and not man children like in the tgwtg movies. Reply to this
8/24/2012 12:23 AM
Patrick wrote:
I am genuinely excited about this movie. Will we have to buy it, or is it a free thing with ads? (Excluding a DVD release, of course that costs money, unless that's the only copy) Reply to this
8/24/2012 1:08 AM
James wrote:
There's people doing coke in it, yep its a Brad Jones movie, lol i cant wait to see it. it looks like a must buy Reply to this
8/24/2012 1:50 AM
Floyd wrote:
I don't think I'll be the only once who will sorely disappointed if the quote "BEST. PLOT. EVER." doesn't appear on the back of the box. God knows The Sinful Dwarf could use a run for its money. Reply to this
8/25/2012 4:00 AMTHOOM wrote:
In the universe of the Snob movie. I will take a guess and say that the movie "Snob" is not the Snob in the Cinema Snob reviews. The same way that the "Jack Napier" Joker from Tim Burton's Batman is not the same Joker in the the comics or "The Dark Knight" movie. Reply to this
8/24/2012 5:13 AM
Anonymous wrote:
That has to be the single worst looking fake beard in the history of horrible fake beards.. It's like Brad just layed back and let a rabid spider monkey take a dookie down both his cheeks. Reply to this
8/24/2012 6:02 AM
Dirty Gary wrote:
I like the fact he takes bruno mattei's psudom. I live in the uk, I may purchase it, I hope brad wouldnt mind if I spoof pardoied another one of his films Reply to this
8/24/2012 6:28 AM
herewegomez wrote:
owwwww, the sound man. The sound is really off in some scenes. Sounds like it could use some ADR. The movie looks awesome and very funny, but it would be a shame if its ruined by the sound. Reply to this
8/24/2012 9:54 AM
AndyCG wrote:
Ed Glaser in another Brad Jones movie?!? "Gordon" and "Bruce" had better make an appearance. They need to have an "Expendables 2" type fight scene. And they can start off by beating the SHIT out of ALL the other film critics. Then they will have "ULTIMATE NINJA POWER!"
COMEDY and INTRIGUE, TITS and ASS, BLOOD and GUTS... COCAINE! This DVD is gonna kick some MOTHERFUCKING ASS! Sold, goddamit... SOLD!!!
Bronski, Jillian and Sarah... BRONSKI!!! Reply to this
8/24/2012 11:18 AM
BlackBobby wrote:
This is a great trailer! I always thought the concept of the movie was severely lacking an interesting plot. I even saw all the behind the scenes footage. But you really keept all the important details well hidden. This actually sounds like an interesting movie.
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8/24/2012 12:01 PM
Fuck Her Head Off wrote:
The Cinema Snob Movie>>>than that piece of shit TWGTW site and To Boldy Flee, can't wait for this been looking very forward to it Reply to this
8/24/2012 12:13 PM
FlyinyourSoup wrote:
Finally, a hint at the plot! It seems you won't have to be familiar with the Snob videos to enjoy this, which I love. That means I can hold a viewing party with friends!
This looks AMAZING and I can't wait to get my DVD in the mail Reply to this
8/24/2012 2:50 PM
Brad wrote:
One of our main goals was to make a movie that everyone can enjoy, even people who have never seen the show. Hope your friends like it! =) Reply to this
8/24/2012 8:57 PM
RyanInAZ wrote:
Count me as one of those people. I'll catch a Snob every blue moon but I'm a fan of all your movies that I know of and this looks awesome. I'll repeat this again: Give us a Snob movie + Paranoia combo deal! Well, you don't have to...just sayin' Reply to this
8/24/2012 2:41 PM
shitname wrote:
I think a color filter would make the flim look more cinematic but other than that the movie looks good Reply to this
8/24/2012 6:08 PM
elfan wrote:
This is amazing. It looks 100 times better than the previous trailer. What did you do to it? Some serious post-production work? Colour filters? The edititing is brilliant and what strikes me is that the look of all the actors (clothes, style, look etc) go very well together and it feels very well put together. The music is very nice too. Cant wait for this one! Gotta check out the other flicks too . Reply to this
8/24/2012 11:14 PM
Johnson wrote:
...And then he went back to doing his usual dance, having finally fulfilled his life's dream by completing a movie of his own creation, to quietly lay upon the unsuspecting, sleepy world...
That is until a fart-like second wind comes billowing briskly from the Nethers and a sequel emerges...or perhaps a trilogy....
Just get on with it, like I said with the AVGN...And the Nostalgia Critic, and others...
Am I being an ass? Yes. You may be the Cinema Snob, but I answer to a higher calling, sir. I'm the "Humanity Snob".
Keep up the good work, though. I am, of course, entertained. Reply to this
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8/25/2012 3:46 AM
SASAMURA wrote:
Hey Brad. It was nice to see that you have noticed that making a movie about a character that IS a a cinema snob is better than make a movie about THE Cinema Snob. Anyone filmaking mature would realize that constructing the character on screen, will appeal to a much lagger group than just making a fanbase movie, that just your fans would watch. Reply to this
8/25/2012 2:09 PM
Peteritory wrote:
Wait, wait, wait...So...all along the snob has been some exploitation guy pretending to be a snob and not JUST a send up caricature of snobby film critics!?! The character himself is self aware, and he isn't even Brad Jones playing a character but instead Brad Jones playing a character that is in turn playing a separate character? The series is based on a lie! A lie I tell you! The continuity, the cannon, everything is ruined! Reply to this
8/25/2012 11:13 PM
john wrote:
Reboot is more likely. Hopefully by the guy who directed Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Robert Pattinson as the snob. Rip Torn as Josh Hadely. It would be a buddy cop movie. Sony pictures would probably pick that up. Reply to this
8/26/2012 2:34 AM
glenn wrote:
Three years! That sucks. They need to remake it now. Brad's fake beard may have been alright for older people from the 1980s, but a CGI would be much better. Also I noticed some plot holes and continuity errors in Spoony's hair. CGI would have fixed that. When compared to the superb Dark Knight Rises, I can't help noticing that it seems almost comical. Christopher Nolan needs to remake it so it isn't so stupid. Reply to this
8/25/2012 11:32 PM
Mike Ward wrote:
OK, I here am new, but I gotta say that was at least interesting enough that I'm not curious to see the film. Reply to this
8/28/2012 3:39 AM
Michal wrote:
Shitty cinematography, shitty sound, shitty acting, shitty premise and shitty make-up. What's not to like? Reply to this
8/30/2012 1:03 AM
Ray O wrote:
Gotta be honest: the audio sounds off. In a lot of scenes that appear in this trailer, the sound is really bass-heavy. It makes it hard to tell what people are saying. And in some scenes, there's a buttload of echo. A little EQ would fix quite a lot of the problems, even in the echoey scenes. Reply to this
9/16/2012 6:59 AM
Max wrote:
Can someone tell me if this movie is gonna be localized? Like, can I order to and watch this in Sweden? Because I really want to see this and support the guys. Also it looks great Reply to this
9/27/2012 5:38 PM
Alfonso wrote:
Does anybody besides me think that this film will be nominated for any academy awards? Reply to this
9/29/2012 1:11 PM
Brian wrote:
Yeah, honestly? I think it is cool you guys made a movie for the Snob... But, for a b-grade movie? There is no way in hell i'm paying twenty bucks!
Sorry guys, I know. I'm a douche... But, that is just where I stand on it. Perhaps lower the price to eight, possibly five bucks? I'd be all over buying that movie... but where it stands 20 bucks plus shipping? Screw that noise. Reply to this
10/4/2012 8:41 PM
Jraptor wrote:
You should buy 2 at $20. Brad gives us allot for free. CS is my favorite site, long after I gave up TGWTG. Think of it as supporting his efforts and enabling him to continue putting out such awesome content. He also puts allot into these movies and I personally enjoy them and support his efforts. Reply to this
10/4/2012 8:39 PM
Jraptor wrote:
The cover art is awesome. When I first looked at it I thought it didn't look much like Brad. It seemed almost nice or thoughtful. As I studied it more it began to creep me out. There is the slightest accent to the mouth, almost the start of a smile, and the eyes promise mayhem. It went from thoughtful to very sinister; perfect! Awesome artist. Reply to this
10/4/2012 11:55 PM
Matt wrote:
Hey Brad, and everyone else involved in the movie. Just got it in the mail today and watched it tonight and I must say it was very good. I found myself rather enthralled with it and was very happy with the purchase. I'll have to watch some of the commentary versions as well to hear about the ins and outs of the scenes.
Again, great job to everyone involved in this, and I was very happy with the movie. Hopefully, you will follow up with it and we'll see more films like this in the future! Reply to this
10/5/2012 12:04 AMmicro4 wrote:
AWESOMENESS! Though i am saddened that the movie poster is not available as you know a poster. I would buy the shit out of that! Reply to this
10/11/2012 5:54 PMChris Wyble wrote:
Just watched The Cinema Snob Movie and I expected it to be entertaining and all, but it completely exceeded my expectations. My brother and I are still teary-eyed from laughter. Thanks Brad & Co. Fantastic film. I can't recommend it enough. Reply to this
10/11/2012 6:03 PMChris Wyble wrote:
Oh, almost forgot. I want a Black Angus poster! I know you guys have at least JOKED about making one. I'm not the kind of person who would be offended because I thought other people might be offended. I promise. Until then, I'll be waiting impatiently... studying Being John Malkovich for hidden metaphors. Reply to this
10/14/2012 9:00 PM
M. Lee wrote:
Planning on getting the DVD, but the trailer is enough to establish, imho, Jake and Jillian's acting chops. Reply to this
12/5/2012 10:45 AMRichard wrote:
Sorry to snob the snob film, but this looks like a dailies reel. I really hope someone actually colored this thing and worked on the audio before it went to print. Also, did you shoot this with garage lanterns?? Maybe invest in a Chimera or two on the next shoot...or at least a bounce card or something to not have boring flat lighting and hard shadows. I have to guess it is supposed to look like, "shot on shiteo" but come on...I expect more from you Brad. Reply to this
12/5/2012 10:49 AM
Peteritory wrote:
why in God's name would you expect more than shot on shitteo from Brad? Everything the man has done has been shot on shitteo in nature! haha. Reply to this
12/5/2012 3:45 PM
Christopher wrote:
Are you under the impression that Brad is Martin Scorsese. Lol, I've seen the movie, and guess what. You're the exact kind of person this movie makes fun of. Nitpicking is ok, but there's a time and place, and overnitpicking a movie for not having traits that it could in no way have, is a step too far.
Also, I think the trailer was made from a rough cut, because the final cut has some better sound. Reply to this
12/5/2012 11:52 PMRichard wrote:
It isn't nitpicking to expect a film to be finished before it is sold. Good to hear the sound is better...is it at least white balanced in the final? Reply to this
3/1/2013 11:11 AM
Nels wrote:
Earth to Richard, 100% of the movie trailer you see are released and shown before the movie is finished. Reply to this
12/5/2012 5:39 PM
grmpf wrote:
I don't want to be an asshole, but I have to agree with the other replies. It seems like you have never seen a Jones/Mitchelle film or understood their approach to filmmaking. Reply to this
12/5/2012 3:51 PM
Anonymous wrote:
Perrrrrrsonally Brad, IIIIIIII would have .... "blah blah blah" nitpicky bastard "blah blah blah" snooty film school comment "blah blah blah."
It's an ode to exploitation films dude. I'm pretty sure they're aware of how their movie is shot. The movie isn't perfect, but the script is strong enough to support many of the film's flaws. I really loved the film. Reply to this
Unfortunately my page hates donate buttons and the link doesn't work, but if you would like to help out The Cinema Snob, my Paypal account is under thecinemasnob@yahoo.com
ok, a cinema snob movie sounds idiotic, but by god this looks awesome!!!
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I FUCK TO THAT SOUNDTRACK EVERY NIGHT! THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE GREAT!
(what and how I fuck is none of your business.........lumpy mashed potatoes.......missionary..........gravy boat......cranberries optional..that is all)
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Perfect.
Can't wait for the DVD to be out.
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"A searing social satire---the epitome of human achievement." And you can quote me on that.
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"A searing social satire---the epitome of human achievement." And you can quote me on that.
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Man this movie is looking amazing. I really can't wait to see it
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PLEASE tell me you're actually going to make Black Angus someday.
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Brad doesn't know any black people.
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That's what casting is for. Or he could just get Orlando.
Personally, yeah, I want to see Black Angus too.
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If this movie comes out on DVD a second time in the future, it will certainly be part of the Criterion Collection. Seriously.
Yikes! Can't wait!!!
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Blip is telling me I'm not ready to watch it. Damn it must be awesome!
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Ok, this looks crazy better than "To Boldly Flee." This looks like an actual movie.
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Maybe,because it IS a actual movie?
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Yeah, more than a week of filming went into this. xD
Although, I am super excited for To Boldly Flee.
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The sound is off in the restaurant scene but it looks great! just add subtitles!
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have to admit this is a DVD, id like to own, you know when ever it becomes one
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This movie looks fucking amazing.
And I still wanna see Close Encounters of the Third Reich.
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Looks good but you really need a killer fx guy. you know who works for free, has a mavrick attitude. dashing good looks. snazzy dresser. looks like peter griffin naked. Ok its me.
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Actually, we have a killer fx guy who's a friend & helped us out. He's worked on Army of Darkness, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doppleganger, Mindwarp, Super Mario Bros., among many other things. Here's his imdb if anyone wants to take a gander. We were lucky to have him! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137920/
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The whole quote is "the greatest movie ever made...by us." Stop misquoting me assholes.
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No one misquoted you. They just kept the gist of the quote and left out what they felt was unnecessary. You know, like any other movie promotion.
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I demand exact quotes damn it!
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This looks really good Brad. What time in the fall are you planning on releasing it?
About October?
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A digital release would be awesome for your European fans, what would be your quarrel with such a thing Brad?
PS: you should have this linked on the thatguywiththeglasses site for even more exposure.
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What a novel idea! Maybe he can even start putting his Cinema Snob episodes on there too!
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Actually the company we go through does release internationally, so you would be able to get a copy shipped to you
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Well of course they do, how foolish of me, a bigger percent of what I pay goes to delivery and not to you guys though, which is a shame.
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I know how you feel, I live in Australia and have to pay double-price thanks to shipping, which is why I'm wiaiting for this to come out before I buy Paranoia so I can get them together and save money. Would also buy Ninja: The Mission Force but I don't think I can get them in a bundle.
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I'm quite intrigued. Really nice idea for the premise, and the production values look pretty good.
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I hope Faggot Josh is in it!
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Do I even want to know who that is?
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Why, that's Radiodrome's own Josh "Sourpuss" Hadley, the next bold new face of children's television.
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I love you for this.
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"I fucking love this movie!"
You can quote me on that
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"I fucking love this movie MORE than Tarantino does!"
Two can play at that game, Quentin.
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Guys, I'm not wasting my time with quotes. Craig, or Vincent, or whatever your name might be, I implore you to not pursue your attempted filming of BLACK ANGUS; I am currently in pre-production of a film by the same title, which will follow the struggles of a proud bovine family over a century, intercut with stunning scenes of the unkempt wildnerness & spoken inner monologues detailing the fragility of "animal" (ie. human) nature. Thank you, sir, for hearing my request.
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I all seriousness though, I fucking love this trailer. The plot's great, the acting from all involved looks great, and Spoony's line at the end always fucking gets me. Can't wait till it's released Brad!
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NICE! Glad I pre-ordered it at Wizard World Chicago! I can't wait!
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Isn't this the plot of Soul Man?
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"Soul Man" is brought up in the movie's dialogue =) Our movie has more tits and way more murder though.
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More... tits? Whoo!
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Tits? Murder? The? Touché salesman.
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As much as I enjoyed Paranoia--and appreciate the hard work you guys put into it--this movie looks like it just may top it.
Can't wait to see it.
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Bring on the dvd!
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@Jillian yes, but has he worked on Silo Killer 3, Die Zombie Bastard, Semen of the Demon, and spat in Tony Tipones face? Nope. Me= Winner winner chicken dinner
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REALLY looking forward to this.
I don't know what it is, but unlike all these other "online reviewer/tgwtg" movies never got me interested.
This trailer however, it looked really interesting.
This movie for once seems to have an actual story.
Pretty sure I'll buy this when it comes out. That'll be a first.
(I only wish the overall audio/video quality was better - there's one clip in the trailer where you REALLY should have dubbed the audio over the scene. Hope this doesn't happen too often in the actual movie)
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FUCK
YES
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A Legend is Born... Your just ripped off Ip Man
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''A Legend is Born... Your just ripped off Ip Man ''
Well, the Cinema Snob is to critics what Ip man was to Wing Chun Kung Fu, so it makes sense.
I'll be getting this when it comes out.
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Oh boy this looks like it'll be awesome.
Don't suppose anyone has an estimate of what shipping to the UK will cost do they?
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We're going through the same company as we did for Paranoia. If you go to the "purchase link" there's a calculate shipping button - go ahead and use that for reference. It should be the same.
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Sweet! Thanks.
Look's like the cheapest shipping to the UK is $4.30 which I'd estimate translating to around £3.00. Maybe a bit less. That seems like a damn fine deal to me!
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Here's a quote for the DVD cover: "Not nearly as good as Ice Age 4!"
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I hate to say it, but I want to see this movie now instead of To Boldly Flee!
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I'm of two minds about this. The fanboy part of me can't wait to see it, while the other part is concerned that adding a character origin in which he isn't actually a snob could undermine the character. Still, can't wait to see it.
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I think it really works, especially since he breaks character all the time on the show.
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I don't think the Snob we know and love is the same Snob in the movie (which seems to a movie about a guy posing as a Snob to achieve his goal, like Dustin Hoffman had to pose as a woman in 'Tootsie') And that is smart: Anyone who never saw a Cinema Snob review can buy the DVD and watch it as a stand alone movie. Unlike the TGWTG movies, in which you need some knowledge of the TGWTG shows to "get" what is going on in their movies.
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This movie looks legitimately interesting. The trailer is really well put together, and I definitely dig the background music. This looks like a must-see!
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Mad HYPE.
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Oh, this is priceless.... Brad looks almost exactly like Miriam Shor as Yitzhak from "Hedwig & the Angry Inch."
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Where can I get/download a copy of that kicking trailer music?
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That funk song at the end was the fuckin jam! What was that?
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I desperately need to know as well!
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I was trying to deduce what the movie would be about going by nothing but the vlogs, looks like I lost.
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That was great of you to give Spoony the best line in the movie, unless you somehow manage to top that.
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Come for Irving's O-face, stay for the sexy Zach-stache!
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Or as I called it during filming: my pedo-stache.
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Can't wait !!!
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how are you guys going about showing this? Will it be on-site or do I have to buy the dvd? I'm definitely buying the dvd and would like to get paranoia too...hoping for a 2 pack deal or something haha. I just want to see this asap
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This looks fucking amazing man, bravo! when can I preorder this?
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I need to own this movie.
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I am really looking forward to this movie, but the trailer was boring. Everyone seems to be delivering their lines so deadpan and muted, like they're just finished meditating or doing yoga (except Spoony, who is always animated). I'm not saying it should've be slapstick or anything, but if I weren't already a fan of the Snob, this trailer wouldn't have convinced me to see the film.
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Maybe because they're acting like real human beings and not man children like in the tgwtg movies.
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Re: the trailer for the movie - Shut Up And Take My Money!
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Seriously, Brad. Just shut up and take my money!
Where's the pre-order link?
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Man, this is gonna be epic....
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I am genuinely excited about this movie. Will we have to buy it, or is it a free thing with ads? (Excluding a DVD release, of course that costs money, unless that's the only copy)
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There's people doing coke in it, yep its a Brad Jones movie, lol i cant wait to see it. it looks like a must buy
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I don't think I'll be the only once who will sorely disappointed if the quote "BEST. PLOT. EVER." doesn't appear on the back of the box. God knows The Sinful Dwarf could use a run for its money.
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I'm diggin' the music! I can't wait! Consider it SOLD!!!
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This looks like the best film ever made...I hope to update it someday.
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cannot fucking wait
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this looks awesome i am gonna have to check this out
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Vincent Dawn? the Cinema Snob - has a name??? I'm shocked!
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In the universe of the Snob movie. I will take a guess and say that the movie "Snob" is not the Snob in the Cinema Snob reviews. The same way that the "Jack Napier" Joker from Tim Burton's Batman is not the same Joker in the the comics or "The Dark Knight" movie.
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That has to be the single worst looking fake beard in the history of horrible fake beards.. It's like Brad just layed back and let a rabid spider monkey take a dookie down both his cheeks.
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I like the fact he takes bruno mattei's psudom. I live in the uk, I may purchase it, I hope brad wouldnt mind if I spoof pardoied another one of his films
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owwwww, the sound man. The sound is really off in some scenes. Sounds like it could use some ADR.
The movie looks awesome and very funny, but it would be a shame if its ruined by the sound.
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The soundtrack sounds amazing.
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This movie..is gonna rule harder than Adolf back in the days!!
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That line: "Dude, nobody's wearing blackface!" actually made me LOL!
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Ed Glaser in another Brad Jones movie?!? "Gordon" and "Bruce" had better make an appearance. They need to have an "Expendables 2" type fight scene. And they can start off by beating the SHIT out of ALL the other film critics. Then they will have "ULTIMATE NINJA POWER!"
COMEDY and INTRIGUE, TITS and ASS, BLOOD and GUTS... COCAINE! This DVD is gonna kick some MOTHERFUCKING ASS! Sold, goddamit... SOLD!!!
Bronski, Jillian and Sarah... BRONSKI!!!
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This is a great trailer! I always thought the concept of the movie was severely lacking an interesting plot. I even saw all the behind the scenes footage. But you really keept all the important details well hidden. This actually sounds like an interesting movie.
Now watch as Brad once more rips-off the mainstream, and none of the scenes in the trailer appear in the actual movie. In fact the guy who is on the cover art (aka Brad himself) isn't even in the movie ^^. Now *that* would be a bold move
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The Cinema Snob Movie>>>than that piece of shit TWGTW site and To Boldy Flee, can't wait for this been looking very forward to it
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Getting early Kevin Smith vibes from this
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Finally, a hint at the plot! It seems you won't have to be familiar with the Snob videos to enjoy this, which I love. That means I can hold a viewing party with friends!
This looks AMAZING and I can't wait to get my DVD in the mail
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One of our main goals was to make a movie that everyone can enjoy, even people who have never seen the show. Hope your friends like it! =)
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Count me as one of those people. I'll catch a Snob every blue moon but I'm a fan of all your movies that I know of and this looks awesome. I'll repeat this again: Give us a Snob movie + Paranoia combo deal! Well, you don't have to...just sayin'
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Finally! So, when can we pre-order it?
Plot looks interesting, wonder who the killer is. Can't be Dan Philips, that would be too obvious. Neil perhaps? Getting overzealous?
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I'm hooked. Will buy this on DVD for sure. Can't wait.
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Do Prom Night 4!!! With (not)Kristen Bell and (not)Charles Manson!
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I think a color filter would make the flim look more cinematic but other than that the movie looks good
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If there will be a showing in Springfield like there was for Paranoia, I'm taking the next train there.
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I can't wait to own this! Everyone looked fantastic!
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Oh there is a killer in this movie.
100 bucks on Brad,
50 bucks on Irving,
10 bucks on Spoony.
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i bet its brad, so far out of all his movies 5/6 he's a killer, oh killed someone so i have my 100 on brad.
Also Brad you make one HELL of a killer in your movie and really believable too
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I can not wait for it. I have nothing else to say beside I can not wait for it. It looks good.
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thanks for leaving the walker brothers out of this. (and thus saving the film)
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I cant wait to see it
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This is amazing. It looks 100 times better than the previous trailer. What did you do to it? Some serious post-production work? Colour filters? The edititing is brilliant and what strikes me is that the look of all the actors (clothes, style, look etc) go very well together and it feels very well put together. The music is very nice too. Cant wait for this one! Gotta check out the other flicks too
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So... when can we look forward to cinema snob the porno?
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please tell me this movie is being releasd in Australia
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Was that Faggot Josh I saw in the trailer?
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...And then he went back to doing his usual dance, having finally fulfilled his life's dream by completing a movie of his own creation, to quietly lay upon the unsuspecting, sleepy world...
That is until a fart-like second wind comes billowing briskly from the Nethers and a sequel emerges...or perhaps a trilogy....
Just get on with it, like I said with the AVGN...And the Nostalgia Critic, and others...
Am I being an ass? Yes. You may be the Cinema Snob, but I answer to a higher calling, sir. I'm the "Humanity Snob".
Keep up the good work, though. I am, of course, entertained.
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Hey Brad. It was nice to see that you have noticed that making a movie about a character that IS a a cinema snob is better than make a movie about THE Cinema Snob. Anyone filmaking mature would realize that constructing the character on screen, will appeal to a much lagger group than just making a fanbase movie, that just your fans would watch.
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I'm defenitely buying this just for the camp
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I hear this'll have some nudity in it. Does that mean we'll get to see Jillian's boobs?
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"klaatu barada niktu !"
*****
Zardak Prong.
The Martian Evening Chronicle
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Wait, wait, wait...So...all along the snob has been some exploitation guy pretending to be a snob and not JUST a send up caricature of snobby film critics!?! The character himself is self aware, and he isn't even Brad Jones playing a character but instead Brad Jones playing a character that is in turn playing a separate character? The series is based on a lie! A lie I tell you! The continuity, the cannon, everything is ruined!
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I give it three years before a remake.
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Reboot is more likely. Hopefully by the guy who directed Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Robert Pattinson as the snob. Rip Torn as Josh Hadely. It would be a buddy cop movie. Sony pictures would probably pick that up.
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Three years! That sucks. They need to remake it now. Brad's fake beard may have been alright for older people from the 1980s, but a CGI would be much better.
Also I noticed some plot holes and continuity errors in Spoony's hair. CGI would have fixed that.
When compared to the superb Dark Knight Rises, I can't help noticing that it seems almost comical. Christopher Nolan needs to remake it so it isn't so stupid.
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Like like like. Here's my money Brad.
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Nice! Can't wait to check it out!
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OK, I here am new, but I gotta say that was at least interesting enough that I'm not curious to see the film.
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so sorry should be:...I'm NOW curious to see the film
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I am stoked, good sir.
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I'll watch it for sure! Can't wait!
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Shitty cinematography, shitty sound, shitty acting, shitty premise and shitty make-up. What's not to like?
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Faggot Josh?
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So it's not so much a Cinema Snob movie as a movie with the Cinema Snob?
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I really thought this was going to be awful, almost cringe inducingly so, but this looks so awesome.
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Hey, just wondering if you plan on releasing your movie DVD/ect wise?
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Gotta be honest: the audio sounds off. In a lot of scenes that appear in this trailer, the sound is really bass-heavy. It makes it hard to tell what people are saying. And in some scenes, there's a buttload of echo. A little EQ would fix quite a lot of the problems, even in the echoey scenes.
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Gotta say it looks surprisingly good. Totally wasn't expecting that.
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Can someone tell me if this movie is gonna be localized? Like, can I order to and watch this in Sweden?
Because I really want to see this and support the guys. Also it looks great
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I'm pretty sure the DVD's going to be region free so I don't think watching it in Sweden will be a problem and when it's released you should be able to order it here: http://kunaki.com/sales.asp?PID=PX005LH77C
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Does anybody besides me think that this film will be nominated for any academy awards?
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Yeah, honestly? I think it is cool you guys made a movie for the Snob... But, for a b-grade movie? There is no way in hell i'm paying twenty bucks!
Sorry guys, I know. I'm a douche... But, that is just where I stand on it. Perhaps lower the price to eight, possibly five bucks? I'd be all over buying that movie... but where it stands 20 bucks plus shipping? Screw that noise.
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You should buy 2 at $20. Brad gives us allot for free. CS is my favorite site, long after I gave up TGWTG. Think of it as supporting his efforts and enabling him to continue putting out such awesome content. He also puts allot into these movies and I personally enjoy them and support his efforts.
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You're a true fan.
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The cover art is awesome. When I first looked at it I thought it didn't look much like Brad. It seemed almost nice or thoughtful. As I studied it more it began to creep me out. There is the slightest accent to the mouth, almost the start of a smile, and the eyes promise mayhem. It went from thoughtful to very sinister; perfect! Awesome artist.
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Hey Brad, and everyone else involved in the movie. Just got it in the mail today and watched it tonight and I must say it was very good. I found myself rather enthralled with it and was very happy with the purchase. I'll have to watch some of the commentary versions as well to hear about the ins and outs of the scenes.
Again, great job to everyone involved in this, and I was very happy with the movie. Hopefully, you will follow up with it and we'll see more films like this in the future!
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AWESOMENESS! Though i am saddened that the movie poster is not available as you know a poster. I would buy the shit out of that!
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Just watched The Cinema Snob Movie and I expected it to be entertaining and all, but it completely exceeded my expectations. My brother and I are still teary-eyed from laughter.
Thanks Brad & Co.
Fantastic film. I can't recommend it enough.
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Oh, almost forgot.
I want a Black Angus poster!
I know you guys have at least JOKED about making one. I'm not the kind of person who would be offended because I thought other people might be offended. I promise.
Until then, I'll be waiting impatiently... studying Being John Malkovich for hidden metaphors.
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Planning on getting the DVD, but the trailer is enough to establish, imho, Jake and Jillian's acting chops.
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Sorry to snob the snob film, but this looks like a dailies reel. I really hope someone actually colored this thing and worked on the audio before it went to print. Also, did you shoot this with garage lanterns?? Maybe invest in a Chimera or two on the next shoot...or at least a bounce card or something to not have boring flat lighting and hard shadows. I have to guess it is supposed to look like, "shot on shiteo" but come on...I expect more from you Brad.
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why in God's name would you expect more than shot on shitteo from Brad? Everything the man has done has been shot on shitteo in nature! haha.
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Are you under the impression that Brad is Martin Scorsese. Lol, I've seen the movie, and guess what. You're the exact kind of person this movie makes fun of. Nitpicking is ok, but there's a time and place, and overnitpicking a movie for not having traits that it could in no way have, is a step too far.
Also, I think the trailer was made from a rough cut, because the final cut has some better sound.
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It isn't nitpicking to expect a film to be finished before it is sold. Good to hear the sound is better...is it at least white balanced in the final?
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Who cares, you'll find something else to nitpick.
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Earth to Richard, 100% of the movie trailer you see are released and shown before the movie is finished.
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I don't want to be an asshole, but I have to agree with the other replies. It seems like you have never seen a Jones/Mitchelle film or understood their approach to filmmaking.
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Goddamn it Faggot Josh, stay on your own page.
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Perrrrrrsonally Brad, IIIIIIII would have .... "blah blah blah" nitpicky bastard "blah blah blah" snooty film school comment "blah blah blah."
It's an ode to exploitation films dude. I'm pretty sure they're aware of how their movie is shot. The movie isn't perfect, but the script is strong enough to support many of the film's flaws. I really loved the film.
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So happy to see that this isn't shot on shitteo
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