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Ha! I was just poking around the site to see if the new Snob was up, and lo & behold, right after watching "Snuff", this pops up!
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I guess the title is self-aware kinda like violent shit but atleast Violent Shit is more honest because it had SHIT in it's title.
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I don't think it help that I was eating leftover spaghetti when I was watching this
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I made it all the way through, do I get a tshirt like they used to do for Faces of Death?
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Sure, send me your address & I'll send you a Facefull of Shit t-shirt.
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5 minutes in and its already the most tasteless thing I've ever seen, hazzah for the internet so we may find these things!
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Oh Snob, it wasn't THAT bad, I've seen FAAAAR worse
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....what the hell do you watch???
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Jesus, Brad. Please tell me you drank heavily while watching this thing. I had to flip to a new browser tab a couple of times, and even the audio made me want to puke.
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Funniest thing, I've been watching this at a local golf clubhouse having burger and chips, while making sure no one was looking at what I was watching before throwing me out of the building. Consider me the bravest viewer on Brad's site especially when I went through the film's "shocking" moments! Plus, I'm sticking around no matter what Brad shows.
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this episode was filmed at two different times
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Had to re-film a few of the shots this afternoon.
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Was this due to vomiting, or sympathetic anal leakage?
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I have a feeling that Tim and Eric have seen this movie. Great review as always Mr. Snob. ^_^
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THis film ois really bad Brad. I think we can see you didnt like tis one yourself. I can sometimes tell when you dont likme a film you watch personally. However boy oh boy was this one bad.
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I might have left about 10 minutes in (it's not as much fun laughing at a movie when it's so clear the filmmakers were trying to make something unenjoyably bad), but I stuck with it for Lloyd. This is the most screentime I can remember him getting.
And, as soon as I say that, Lloyd leaves.
If constant crap and puke humor don't have any effect on me whatsoever....is it too late for me? Is there no going back?
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"and you're wearing blackface" might have hit even closer to that quote, but great job nonetheless
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Eh, it's no "Slaughtered Vomit Dolls".
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I've seen both. "Gross Out" is far harder to sit through, not because of the gross out moments, but because it's fucking stupid.
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I haven't seen 'Gross Out', but I've seen 'Slaughtered Vomit Dolls' and it was aggressively boring. Maybe it's just the way my mind is wired, but I can't help but feel that it'd be easier to sit through a "fucking stupid" film than a boring one. At least things seem to happen in 'Gross Out'.
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I thought the review for Night of Horror was way harder to sit through, could be a difference in taste though, but at least for me, boredom is way harder to deal with than stupidity.
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I never saw 'Night of Horror', though I did see 'Curse of the Cannibal Confederates' (same thing), and yes, boredom is harder to sit through than stupidity, though I guess I can understand the opposite view depending on the type of stupidity: I'd rather be bored than irritated.
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Brad,
I truly have no words. They should have sent a poet. Honestly, the most offensive thing in this movie is Mr. Blackface. WTF man? WTF?
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Hmmm, chocolat mousse !
Christ, this was the best live action version of South Park jokes i've ever seen !
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If it weren't for your cats showing up Brad, I would have stopped watching. God this was the worst.
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If not for the presence of your cats, I would have stopped watching.
This was the worst.
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I wonder if I should be worried that not only did this not gross me out (except for the old man with the boogers)?
even AVGN's chocolate jelly looks more disgusting than this movie
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Don't worry. That warning isn't for you or me. It's for those who quit watching the Nekromantik review.
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Oh god i barely got through Nekrommantik or Pink Flamingos. Maybe this will be a good test to see how desensitized i have become. But then again text warning followed by a visual warning.
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Well I made it. And there really is no prize waiting for me at the finish.
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"I like a good long fart in my face" = my newest Facebook status.
And there were people that stopped watching the Nekromantik review? But that's such a lovely film!
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Yeah! That movie had a caterpillar and everything!
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I'm not just saying this to piss you off, but I actually thought Caligula was worse. At least this was less than two hours long.
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I normally use Ant Downloader so I can watch your videos at work whenever I want
But...uh...I'm going to skip this one. No offense.
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Made it all the way through.Not too bad,considering that it wasn't real enough to be gross.The only good thing is that they didn't make a sequel..
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i still say Tumbling Doll of Flesh is the worst thing i've ever seen. though High School with Michael Chiklis is a close second.
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Hey Brad
I am a fan of your work but I still believe there is a far far nastier film than this one made in 2009 it's called Hanger. Where as this was done for gross out dumb comedy, Hanger was played in a serious tone.
I'd say watch it but... you may have suffered enough with the things you watched like A Serbian Film, Dahmer Vs Gacy, Gross Out, and Nekromantik
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Was Dahmer Vs Gacy really that disturbing or nasty? From what I've heard it was just shite.
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Dahmer vs. Gacy wasn't really disturbing it was just unbelievably stupid dumb humor that made me facepalm. I just remembered Brad reviewing it by himself and saying how stupid it was.
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Dahmer vs. Gacy wasn't really disturbing it was just unbelievably stupid dumb humor that made me facepalm. I just remembered Brad reviewing it by himself and saying how stupid it was.
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I heard about this movie years ago since it was made by the same people who did the delightful 'Blood Diner', but I never got around to seeing it...
...and now, I have no choice but to find it and watch it. Thanks for having such a "positive" influence on my life, Brad. >:[
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Yeah, while watching this video I kept thinking to myself, "This looks oddly familiar." After I imdb'd this and saw all the connections to Blood Diner it made sense.
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It was painful. Very, very painful. Before this moment I thought that the "Perfume: The story of a 7 minutes of shit, the guy who killed cat and started massive orgy on the square" or whatever the hell that movie called was the worst thing I've ever seen. Yes, I considered this so-called movie to be far worse than Nekromantik (thou, this one got a pretty well-made soundtrack) or f*cking Crazy fat Ethel, but this? This is the shit itself, in all the beauty (Wtf am I talking about?), glory and epicness it could ever get. Sorry if my english is terrible, I was studying it nearly 10 years but still not very good at it.
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Decided to read the comments before actually watching the review this time. Hmmm... I'm now actually looking forward to see if I can make it through after reading what most of you guys wrote.
I'll report back later.
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Hey Mr. Jones; Ever seen Walerian Borowczyk's "La Bête"? If not, check it out.
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I love that film (unironically); I second the notion of a Snob review.
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Hey, I've seen that movie! I even find it "kinda" erotic.
BTW, nice reference to AVGN, last thing I have expected to hear in a Snob review. Too mainstream.
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That blond girl is like the real-life version of the character Moon Unit Zappa is playing in the song "Valley Girl", except Moon and Frank knew to tone it down so it wouldn't annoy the fuck out of people.
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I was going to say she looked kind of like Agnetha from ABBA, but I wouldn’t want to insult Agnetha by associating her with this movie. (Then again, Brad’s Animotion comment made me laugh.)
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Wow, that was pretty nasty... but I still gotta say for myself at least I've seen worse in Troma movies! "Toxic Avenger 4: Citizen Toxie" and "Poultrygeist" had more "convincing" gross-out humor in it. The "Ren and Stempy Adult Party Cartoon": made me more sick.
But thank you for the warning 1st anyway!
Glad to see Lloyd getting his screen time too. You should've eaten a Snickers while watching this.
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So the AVGN movie will pretty much have all these shit jokes verbatim and then a bunch of MGM monsters and Corman homages.
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I ate dinner while watching this. Thanks.
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I learned not to have dinner while watching Snob a very, very long time ago. And I really love spaghetti.
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Just how many cats do you have, Brad?
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Title:: "Gross out."
Brad: "You know...You don't HAVE to watch this one."
Me: ::Goes to get dinner to watch while eating::
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Not sure what's more Art School Freshman here; the acting, the sound effects, or the props & visuals.
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I watched about half of it because my eyes were closed or turned away for the other half. Gross is an understatement. Loved the jokes and the Lloyd cameo. Very timely material in there, and yeah, the warning was quite appropriate. I can't imagine sitting through that whole movie having to keep your eyes open.
I imagine from all "The Cinema Snob Movie" jokes that it's getting real close to release. Can't wait to get a pleasant surprise in the mail.
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Well, I guess I have a high tolerance to gross stuff. Not sure if it's a good thing though...
Loved the James Rolfe reference Snob and please, be easy on yourself next time, pick something that's light on the scatophilia, for your own sake.
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Brad, I've got to say, I'm not even finished watching the review, and this looks like the worst movie you've ever revieved. Worse than the Chester Novell Turner movies, worse than "Night of Horror," "Crazy Fat Ethel 2," even worse than "Porno Holocaust." This film literaly looks like it was made by a bunch of junior high students (yes, it looks worse than "Weasels Rip My Flesh"). Is it that bad? Also, the IMDb on this is extremely scant. Where did you find it?
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I mostly just listened to this one. I don't know how you sit through stuff like this some times...
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I had really planned to sit through the whole thing, honestly, but when you mentioned the Censored Eleven I decided to go watch them instead.
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I love your cats.
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Oh man, I needed five minutes of Lloyd for every one minute of movie footage - a new record for me. Thank you for that Brad...just...thank you.
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Wow. So THIS is where Freddy Got Fingered got it's inspiration.
And thank you, Brad, I now realize that there is a worse movie than Killers In The Woods. Curse you and your mustache for such a revelation.
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The reaction of you watching the scene of the Divine-looking mother taking a shit was hilarious. Once you brought Lloyd into the mix, I was laughing to the point of tears. Well done.
Also, you have two Lloyds? When did I miss you getting a second cat?
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Great review, I found it laughably bad, but still really fucking bad. Though I think the worst part about the movie, is that it was made.
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Probably the worst movie yet makes for one of the best Snob episodes. Yeah, Gross Out is far more unbearable than Slaughtered Vomit Dolls. I'm assuming you did not make it through this movie in one sitting.
Lloyd's apperance here seemed like a serendipitous ad-lib.
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I think this movie would make John Waters feel dirty
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I really didn't think the film was that gross at all. It was like a bad aristocrats joke done by a 5 year old.
The title card for the video skeeved me out a lot more than anything in the movie.
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Looks like a good chunk of us only stuck around for adorable kitty cat cameos, ha ha.
Gotta say, while the props and sound effects were not THAT gross (at least not in clips, they'd probably wear me out much more if I saw the entire thing), it looks like it'd be hard to get through more because of how dumb it is than anything else. The blackface was by far the most uncomfortable part for me though. If it didn't have the blackface, I might have gone all hipster on you. At least Nekromantik had a point to its moral repulsiveness since the plot revolved around a morally repulsive act; the blackface was a totally different kind of "gross" from the rest of the movie so what the fuck? It's not the kind of gross that's gonna make you puke anyway.
I salute you for being able to get through this kinda shit on a regular basis. You must have a pretty strong stomach.
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Oh, yeah, and great title card.
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How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
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...I've just become too desensitized to this. I had no visceral reaction to these clips. I'm sure that I'd have less luck with the whole thing, but still, there is something wrong with me.
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This movie wasn't gross, just...stupid. Like seeing an idiot play with fake vomit and think it's the funniest thing in the world.
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that "fuck everybody" hat is kinda cool
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I've eaten several hot-dogs while I was watching this.
And they were pretty TASTY. <3
But I was vomiting heavily at "Christophe Gan's Silent Hill".
Am I doing it right?
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Thanks for the warning Brad... The video can wait untill I polish off this plate of shrimp marinara...
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I'd love to watch the video, but it doesn't show up. I had this same problem with the Nostalgia Critic's To Boldly Flee. Blip doesn't work right. Please find another provider.
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I hate to sound like the asshole hipster guy, but I have seen much worse. A movie of endless graphic poop jokes doesn't really come off as upsetting. Especially being as stupid as that movie looked. I'm not trying to be a cunt or anything, I'm just sayin'
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Well, like Brad said earlier, that warning wasn't written for everyone, just those who stopped watching videos like Nekromantik or Pink Flamingos.
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Don't worry Brad, they say there's a movie called "Waltz with Hannigan" that's far worse. Only problem, it's obscure as shit, so who knows if it'll ever resurface on the net. Hopefully not.
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This was the first Cinema Snob review I ever watched where I had to look away. South Park has made visual shit jokes almost passe, but I couldn't watch the zit-eating bit. Eaugh.
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While the video was hilarious as ever with the Snob's commentary (and Lloyd's appearence, not to mention his totally planned and scripted exit) I must say that this looks like probably the worst film you've ever reviewed. I love bad movies. Nudist Colony of the Dead is one of my all time favourites, and I have hundreds of old B-Movies on DVD. I got a few laughs out of lines and visuals in Oversexed Rugsuckers, and while Salo was truly disgusting, the acting was at least... interesting. But this film. I truly hope I never see it in any sort of discount video store, otherwise I will have to buy it, just so I can burn it.
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Why didn't I listen to you Snob? Why?!
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I think you screwed up the audio a bit, the sound gap between your commentary and the film's audio is so big, that I either had to deal with you yelling or not hearing what the "actors" in the film say.
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I'm eating strawberry cheesecake... this will not end well
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it was tough. but i made it. where do you find this stuff?
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admittingly i sat thru this whole episode drunk , despite your warnings about the content
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Worth it for the Cinema Snob Movie quote!
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I got threw this video but now I feel sick
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oh god, a movie trying to hard to be offensive for the sake of being offensive...(something Family Guy and South Park have a problem with these days)
all say this though, until you watch the 1970's movie "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" (written by Roger Ebert of all people), you have not seen a bad movie yet lol
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I get the feeling that you need to watch more B-Movies.
Not only is "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" Russ Meyer's best film, it's also a really awesome film overall, even though, admittedly, it is pretty darn insane.
If you want to see something truly bad, try "Shaun Rana's The Westbrick Murders" by Shaun Rana, a loathsome vanity-project that tries to recreate "Natural Born Killers" and "Sin City" on a low budgest and fails. Spectacularly.
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Godsdammit Channel Awesome, what is it with you and posting gross movies this week! First Diamanda Hagan, now this! How am I supposed to watch reviews like this!
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didn't watch it, stopped at about 10 minutes
lately you seem to be picking boring films, and you cannot make the snob episode funny because of how boring the movies are
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How many times have you told us there can't be worse movies than what you just watched only to have been proven wrong Snob? Trust me, it gets MUCH worse. Check out Heavy Metal Massacre if you don't belive me.
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Funny you mentioned "Mothers day", that blonde is the same blonde who gets beat up and strangled in the beginning of that thing.
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I've seen multiple gore pictures and midget scat porn, yet I still find this video extremely disgusting and hard to get through.
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I was smart enough not to watch this. Go me.
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Nice review Snob, but I could only get to the end of it because your cats distracted me. Otherwise I would have given up, that´s just too much...of everything, I guess.
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"Hello Dave. Is that you Dave...? You're my wife now!"
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I like the title card. Its so awesome!
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Dear lord it didn't gross me out....help me!!
Well i almost did throw up at some points but i did watch it to the end =D
When are you posting the oogie loves midnight screening?
I think what was teh grossest thing about this movie was the acting .....oh and the black face...jesus
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Stoned for this one, had to be!
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Oversexed Rudsuckers was the most disgusting video you've shown here and its the only episode I refuse to see anymore.
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Is Lloyd named after anyone in particular?
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I'm pretty certain that Brad said he named him after his favourite actor: Jake Lloyd
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the Troma dude: Lloyd Kaufman
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pretty disgusting! I gotta admit. However, Bennett's reading of "Cloud Mows the lawn" still trumps this
Then again, as you said, I didn't need to watch the whole movie D8 Bless you sir for watching these things so we don't have to! *salute*
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ok the eating the pimples thing made me puke my ass off. thank you Brad. I didnt puke as much when I had gall stones.
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It's okay Brad, we still love you.
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This movie just gave me a midlife crisis at the age of 25.
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Okay, so I watched this while eating. I did not throw up, nor did I lose my appetite. Does that make me a bad person?
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On the subject of movies claiming to be true, I recently saw one called "The girl Next Door," and I gotta say, THAT was the toughest film I've ever sat through. Have you seen it? Not the Elisha Cuthbert film, a more recent movie. Extremely upsetting. I suppose you could say something like A Serbian Film is worse, but this one was supposed to be true and very believable, very troubling. Didn't really know what I was getting into with that one, either.
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Speaking of Geoff Peterson, whatever happened to that GP poster you used to have in he background?
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Oh my god! Amazing Eudora Welty joke from the Simpsons!
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This was the funniest review that you done in a while. I sat through the whole review. The opening part with you was epic.
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I ate dinner while watching this review. I almost always have a meal ready to eat before watching a good Cinema Snob video. Beans, Pulled-pork, and cornbread. Laughed hard at the Willy Wanka joke. Problem Child is always a welcome reference for me: Movie, "I command you to stop!"
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when did you get the other siamese cat?
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...yeah, I actually got a little nauseous watching this. I'm impressed.
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I’ve learned to wait until long after all my food has digested before watching one of your videos. I sure as hell don’t want a repeat of the Nekromantik incident.
This was actually a really funny review. Especially the extended reaction shots.
I almost wanted to apologize to you for having to sit through that movie enough to cobble together this review. Look, even Lloyd is trying to comfort you. Twice! Regarding the film itself; I’ve said it many times before but it bears repeating: being offensive and shocking is not the same as being funny.
Thumbs up to the Critic reference, too.
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While the film was disgusting, the title card disturbed me far more than anything within.
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The bum who jumps out from behind the diner in Mulholland Dr. is in this movie.
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OK I got ten minutes into this review before I realized that I just HAD to see this movie.
Someone help me. Is there a substance abuse group for disgusting movies? If not I want to officially start the DMWA(Disgusting Movie Watchers Anonymous).
Hi I'm PlasticLion, and it's been ten days since I watched Salo.
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You know what this review needed? Footage of Lloyd coughing up a hairball, complete with a close up of the results.
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Stopped watching during the extended shit sequence and took your advice to stop watching, Brad. Worst... Fucking. Episode! YET!!
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Hey Brad, thank for the show!
But, have you ever considered to review a true awful movie called "Devil Story", a 1985 french horror movie including a nazi killer, a horse from hell and a mommy? It has been highly recommanded by Franck Hennenlotter in many web sites and I hope you will review it one day!
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by mommy I mean mummy, of course!
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OMG! Everyone NEEDS to watch the last circus. IT IS AMAZING!!! Killer clowns, Nudity, Violence and a kick ass ending. WATCH IT!!!!
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It wasn't gross at all. And it wasn't even bad. It was just really stupid. To be honest, when things are this ridiculous, I laugh. I would probably think this movie is hilarious if I ever felt like sitting down and watching the whole thing.
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I got as far as the nurse saying "Let me show you how to do it" using the barf bag. I have sat through autopsies, surgeries, done time on an ambulance, and...within the first scene, it hits on the one and only thing that squicks me every single time.
Brad, man, you are a trooper. I salute you, sir, and thank you for your selfless sacrifice.
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I'm a total wimp in real life, if I see someone vomit it makes me vomit , and I get light-headed around blood and gore. But this was so fake and stupid I was totally fine, it was way harder to sit through the acting and jokes than the gross out bits, was half expecting Mr. Hanky to show up.
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After this, spare yourself when you see Oogieloves and see something else instead
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I ate a cheeseburger and fries and a chocolate cream pie while watching this review. I'm a bad ass. :p
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Well, that was just boring. The movie, I mean. It had such little creativity. It just took your standard gross-out techniques and made them a bit more hardcore. Give me something inventive. I ate comfortably while watching this.
Also, if you just do non-stop gross-outs then you desensitize the audience. Pink Flamencos grossed me out more because it at least knew how to pace itself.
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Lloyd has a twin!
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I managed to sit through the whole thing! Do we win anything?
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two lloyds D:
clones D:
wait, what if you just always call whatever cat that is on screen lloyd for our benefit D:
what if there are 20 lloyds
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
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This movie is still going to be better than AVGN's movie. It even has prolonged scatting.
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Okay...okay...we made it to the halfway mark and had to switch it off :s Sweet Jesus! Ugh.
Brad, you are a fucking hero for watching the whole film. We salute you!
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Its not gross. Just juvenile. Its literally watching adults act like five year olds.
From kids born in the late 50s/early 60s we got MST3K and this. So it wasn't a total loss of that generation.
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God bless you for editing this to where it's tolerable for the normies here. God only knows how you get advertisers for these types of movies.
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Holy shit Brad!
You have two cats?
Mind=Blown
But seriously, if this was the first Cinema Snob episode I'd watched, I probably would have actually been sick.
Time to go get some dinner now
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Well, I tried to eat something while I watched it, to see if I could. While it didn't make me sick, it made me not really want to eat anything. It's like, it just killed my willingness to put anything it my mouth.
I think it sickened me mentally. Indeed, I believe I lost a couple brain cells seeing that.
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Funny you should mention people melting (9:18), because there's a certain cinematic piece (I'm not saying of what) that centers around just that, a gem called Street Trash, where the cover art really says it all.
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Street Trash is Awesome
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I laughed a bit, and got grossed out, but this shit still ain't 'Nukie'. I would've preferred the warning there. That movie pissed me off and made me question my sanity! 'Gross Out' is nowhere near that! I guess I'm a fucking hipster, but it's not that bad, especially when compared to 'Nukie'.
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Am I a bad person for laughing out loud when Rochester showed up?
This was pretty bad, but still doesn't beat Requiem for a Dream. Now that's some serious trauma.
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Holy crap! Two Lloyds!
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Actually they have a female Siamese kitty named Chloe. Jillian told me that last year on Facebook. And they have a third cat named Suki but she is not seen very often. Just FYI!
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I actually did whatever I could to get through the video. Yes, the warnings were given throughout the entire presentation. But, maybe I have a masochistic mind that told me to get through it. Brad, all I can tell you is that you, sir, have got balls of steel to put up a review of something that doesn't even come close to being called a "movie." And, no matter what negative words I have to say about this.... whatever it is.... would just honor it. I couldn't even look at spaghetti for a few days since viewing your review. Not to mention that I couldn't enjoy fart jokes or anything that dealt with shit. Don't get me wrong, I'm okay now. But... wow!
I don't even know if there is anything lower than "Gross Out." In fact, make that a challenge.
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Am I the only one who can't watch it?
And yes, I'm speaking of "technical difficulties", not content-wise.
The screen just stays black.
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I kept watching just for Lloyd
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Wow, the mother looks worse than Sonia from Operation Repo. And she has no eyebrows! Plus, with the farting, do you think she shit her pants in the process? Probably; it IS called 'Gross Out'.
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You'll love this story: You got me hooked with all the "Don't watch this" stuff, and I ended up being late. To my mother's funeral.
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I watched this review while eating a peanut butter sandwich. ...Fuck you Brad. Fuck you hard...
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In terms of of disturbing films, have you ever considered doing a Snob review of the August Underground films?
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"Man I got a turd stuck my ass, I bettuh pull it out!"
I love that line. I want an MP3 of it, it sounds exactly like a dub of my mom trying to make a little kid laugh.
It's the only part of the movie that made me laugh. Unlike the other actors trying not to sound completely retarded and stupid, that actor was self-aware of how retarded this is.
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