Previously featured on YouTube before ultimately being ousted by the powers that be (those powers being the people behind "Nail Gun Massacre") thecinemasnob.com will
feature all of the Snob's videos, old and new, and also brand new shows and full length original movies for those of us who already can't get enough of Z-Grade Cinema.
The Cinema Snob: THE CINEMA SNOB MOVIE On Sale Now!!!
THE CINEMA SNOB MOVIE On Sale Now!!!
Available now on DVD, it's THE CINEMA SNOB MOVIE!! Pick up your copy at Walkaway Entertainment.. We're all extremely proud of our flick, and we hope you enjoy!
9/26/2012 11:18 PM
Rick wrote:
I'm poor at the moment, so I don't think I'll be able to purchase it right away, but I'm glad its finally out! Can't wait to see it. Reply to this
9/26/2012 11:20 PM
Mark wrote:
I got home from work at 11:30 and had the link opened and ready to go! I ordered the snob movie and Paranoia. Cannot fucking wait! Reply to this
9/26/2012 11:20 PMNick Michalak wrote:
I hope those Convention pre-orders are already on their way. I really want to watch this ASAP, and I've got a full weekend to do it! Reply to this
9/27/2012 10:48 AM
Skitch wrote:
Soundtrack digital release is a possibility, though what I'd probably do is combine music done for Paranoia and The Snob Movie into one...do a release on Bandcamp.
As for releasing it on Vinyl...probably not. Reply to this
9/26/2012 11:31 PM
Mark wrote:
I also wanted to let you know Brad, that your videos give me something to look forward to at the end of my shitty 2nd job. From the midnight screenings and the Snob videos, it gives me a reason to be excited to get home. I rarely comment but I love your work. Please keep up the fantastic videos. Hopefully at some point you come to Indianapolis for a convention or something. Reply to this
9/27/2012 12:08 AM
DRMPRod wrote:
Oh shit, I don't have any money to spend on it ! Besides I live i Argentina and everything get's fucked up when passing through customs. Hoping I would be able to watch it online sometime Reply to this
9/27/2012 1:14 AM
rudy023 wrote:
Wish it would let me order both this and Paranoia at the same time. Oh well, $4 or so for shipping is still a better deal than those price gougers on some sites! Reply to this
9/27/2012 1:21 AM
Kapytanhook wrote:
Shipping to Holland for only 4 bucks! And allowing payment with paypal, niceeee. Ordered. Reply to this
9/27/2012 1:44 AM
Forte wrote:
Congratulations on the release of your first movie. I hope it sells well, and I hope you have good fortune with your future projects as well. Reply to this
9/27/2012 2:00 AM
Forte wrote:
Hmmm... Message got duplicated in the process, AND I'm wrong. It's not your first release. Well still, just ink out the word "first" and the message remains the same. Sorry to have spammed the comments a little, but I mean well. Reply to this
9/27/2012 1:46 AM
Forte wrote:
Congratulations on the release of your first movie. I hope it sells well, and I hope you have good fortune with your future projects as well. Reply to this
9/27/2012 2:43 AM
superman 4 wrote:
Hey Snob: Now that your movie is out you should do some fan-service... how about a fan-sugestion month? Where you review movies the fans have sugested? Reply to this
9/27/2012 6:27 AM
The Quest for Peace wrote:
Because you should totally go through the official sugestion-thread, Brad. It's full of bad movies.
I would love to see you snob "Let my puppets cum" (or whatever that puppet porn you have is named).... OR "Queen Kong".... hell yeah! Reply to this
9/27/2012 2:55 AM
Rathclav wrote:
Hey there. I plan to order this but atm the moment i am at work and i cant find any way to order both movies together. Could just be my android but is there any way to bundle the films? Saving $5 on the shipping would be rather nice. Thanks in advance and keep up the epic work! Reply to this
9/27/2012 5:38 AM
destro9 wrote:
Just ordered! Didnt even have to think about it. As other's have said,the postage rates are super low and very reasonable.Don't pussy out and pirate it,buy the fucking thing. Reply to this
9/27/2012 6:29 AM
JK wrote:
Hey Brad, any chance you will review your own movie as a Christmas special? Oh and I just ordered a copy. Reply to this
9/27/2012 9:33 AM
Bruce Wayne wrote:
I'd love for a Snob Christmas Special! In fact, I just ordered a million to make it happen. Reply to this
9/27/2012 9:40 AM
Mr. Dent wrote:
Wayne, we don't always agree, but I too love my pretentious stuck-up critics. I may not be able to buy a million but I did purchase two. Reply to this
9/27/2012 8:38 AM
Stefan wrote:
So, will this DVD have that same gasoline smell that the Sleepaway Camp IV DVD box had? Would actually be oddly appropriate, in this case.
Anyway, have ordered it and look forward to watching it whenever it appears in my post-box. Reply to this
9/27/2012 9:13 AM
Anthony wrote:
The dvd will obviously smell like Crystal Pepsi. I'm sure Brad sunk a considerable amount of the film budget replicating that smell to use on things like dvd cases and car air fresheners. Reply to this
It's Lloyd approved. Be it Brad's cat, the guy who owns Troma or the dude who played Commander Kruge from ST III, that's good enough for me.
Really, that's better than the Nintendo Seal of Approval. Reply to this
9/27/2012 9:07 AM
Ironwolf wrote:
I have been awake for 2 days straight doing a stupid portfolio to apply for graduate studies, I finish a few hours ago (7:41 AM). I do not feel well at all....then I see this and all my anger and depression goes away. So thank you Brad, had you not released the movie today. I might have stayed in all day and drank whiskey till I passed out.
Now i ordered the film and got something to look forward to, and got a hilarious video out of it! thecinemasnob.com is like fucking digital Lexapro to me. Can't wait to see the movie! Reply to this
9/27/2012 9:16 AM
Anthony wrote: I certainly do hope this movie will continue the tradition of such cinematic classics as They Call Me Bruce and Pootie Tang. Reply to this
9/27/2012 9:26 AM
tom s jaeger wrote:
Yeah and i love ur Dollar... it costs me only fuckin 19,94 EURO INCLUDING the shipping to germany. And thanks Brad that the shippig to "behind the mountains and the sea" germany is only 4 bugs! Großes Dankeschööön! Reply to this
9/27/2012 9:52 AM
Morzikei wrote:
Aw man, if I knew anything about ordering stuff online (and if my bank account allowed for that); I'd order this the minute 25 bucks hit my account...
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9/27/2012 10:12 AM
Anthony wrote:
You know, if the only nudity in this flick is Brad's bare snob ass ala Rick Springfield in Hard To Hold, I shall be most displeased. Reply to this
9/27/2012 12:46 PM
Stu wrote:
Ordered. Looking forward to this! Good price too, even with the international shipping. Reply to this
9/27/2012 1:04 PM
Kristina wrote:
I have to wait a week or two to order my copy. *pouts* But this looks epic, Brad and gang. Congratulations! Reply to this
9/27/2012 4:47 PM
Master Chen wrote:
Paying for an Internet-celebrity movie? Pffft! *in a sarcastic snobbish voice* I'll wait until it appears on YouTube/Pirate Bay/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses/TCS, thank you very much. Reply to this
9/27/2012 6:40 PM
norgavue wrote:
The order website was fighting with me for over an hour... but I gave it a good backhand and managed to order my copy. Reply to this
9/27/2012 8:39 PM
Chris wrote:
Speaking of new DVDS, I wonder if brad bought the new collector's editions to Halloween II and Halloween III. Especially Halloween II which had the whole TV cut on the second disc to it. Reply to this
9/27/2012 10:13 PM
Darkbynight wrote:
Hey Brad & Crew. Long time fan but first time commenter. I just wanted to say that this movie will be at the top of my list to be bought as soon as I have sufficient cash to spend... I'm thinking there might be some trouble getting it into Thailand... possibly, but I really want to watch this, the launch trailer is hilarious. Reply to this
9/27/2012 11:41 PM
DK wrote:
I have a bit of a question. Will there be a video on demand download or Blu-Ray of this film? Reply to this
9/28/2012 5:12 AM
Mister Buckethead wrote:
Hey Cinema Snob, I'm living in France, and before i order the movie , i wanted to know if there are any subtitles ( in english) on the dvd. I understand a lot of things in English, but i don't want miss anything, and subtitles sure help. Thank you for answering. Reply to this
9/28/2012 8:52 AMJoseph Lee wrote:
Any word on when the convention pre-ordered DVDs will ship? I've got my receipt still, if I need to send the info to anyone.
Really looking forward to watching this. Reply to this
9/28/2012 1:08 PM
pellyjelly wrote:
we! Pensavo che il mio fosse l'unico DVD spedito in italia... figo siamo in 2! Reply to this
9/30/2012 6:46 AM
Davide wrote:
Ahah, a quanto pare sì! Ma scommetto che non siamo i soli. Insomma, siamo pur sempre la patria di Bruno Mattei!XD Reply to this
9/28/2012 2:59 PM
Brad wrote:
I'm not. There will be absolutely NO writer's cut of this movie. The final cut of the movie is fantastic. Reply to this
9/28/2012 3:20 PMDavid wrote:
Do you think that will be the case with all your movies from now on? Because, although I certainly appreciate them having an original score, I'll certainly miss the use of classic pop songs that were implemented so effectively in the likes of the Paranoia writers cut, Freak Out and Midnight Heat. A sequel to Midnight Heat I find particularly hard to visualise without delicious 80's pop songs. Reply to this
9/28/2012 3:44 PM
Brad wrote:
There will be 2 types of movies. DVD exclusive movies, and site exclusive movies. "Midnight Heat 2" will be a site exclusive movie so it can have a pop soundtrack. Reply to this
9/28/2012 4:24 PMDavid wrote:
That is awesome news. The best of both worlds! The songs in the original were the icing on the gritty, cocaine dusted caked. Reply to this
That'll teach me to try typing at the same time as huffing this shitty ether. Reply to this
9/28/2012 10:57 AM
TomHart wrote:
Ordered! Another package to the Netherlands Great to see the snob has Dutch fans too. Keep up the good work, Brad! Reply to this
9/28/2012 11:28 AM
katakis1 wrote:
Too poor to buy until the Wii U comes out. Will buy as soon as I get my Wii U plus a decent game. I hope shipping to Europe won't be too much or I'll have to pass on this one Reply to this
9/28/2012 1:01 PMDavid wrote:
The shipping charge to Europe seems to be about $4 which I think is the equivalent of about 3 euros and a very reasonable price in my opinion. Reply to this
9/28/2012 12:57 PM
jj1980 wrote:
Just got this and Paranoia, can't wait. Thanks again for the years of entertainment Brad & gang. Reply to this
9/28/2012 2:24 PM
S.Tervo wrote:
Great, now I did it and ordered the dvd even though I live in Finland and might be the only person in Finland who ordered one. It better come with a signature or something Reply to this
9/28/2012 4:02 PM
Nate wrote:
When will the orders/my order be shipped? Are you guys collecting the orders before shipping them? Reply to this
9/28/2012 7:59 PM
Max Force wrote:
The way shipping works through kunaki is that as soon as you order it ships either that day or the next. It's a fairly automated service. The only orders that we had anything to do with we're the pre orders we took at cons, which were shipped a couple days ago. So once you order it should start its way to you immediately. Pre orders should probably reach everybody early next week. Reply to this
9/28/2012 11:51 PM
Nate wrote:
Thanks for the info. It's basically the same as other sites like Midtown Comics for example. Anyway, I just found out that it was shipped last night (Thursday 10:43pm)! The Cinema Snob DVD will be playing at my house very soon Reply to this
9/29/2012 10:06 AM
Preston wrote:
Just watched the movie and it is great... not perfect but I still loved it as an origin story. Much props to Jillian for being so bold and for all those who are wondering why I guess you'll just have to get the movie to know what I'm talking about Reply to this
9/29/2012 3:03 PM
Anthony wrote:
Bold? You have piqued my interest, sir. I must also alert you that I fucking hate you as I have yet to receive my copy. Reply to this
10/13/2012 2:58 AM
Sampson wrote:
Yeah, for sure. The scene you're referring to is shot almost like a porn too. It got me real hot. Brad sucks on those nip naps for a good two seconds before the camera cuts to the next scene.
I shut the movie off at that point and proceeded to masturbate on the internet while writing this. Reply to this
9/29/2012 2:35 PMDanarchy wrote:
Hey, I pre-ordered the DVD at a convention and I still haven't gotten it. Is there something I can do about this? Reply to this
10/1/2012 3:00 PM
Natw wrote:
Where is kunaki located? I ask because I thought it was Illonis, thus I should've gotten it today but I didn't. Reply to this
10/2/2012 12:14 PM
Nate wrote:
I just got tracking, and it's been transferred to dest MI facility from San Leandro, CA as of today (10/2/12) with a projected delivery on the 8th. What the hell?! When I ordered the DVD, and picked the shipping, 10/2 was the date it said would reach me. Why is the waiting time longer than it said it would be? Before long, I'll begin to wonder if my copy will ever reach me. What gives? BTW, I live in Western New York, which I why I thought it would've be easy to reach me, because I thought it was coming from Illonis. Reply to this
10/2/2012 1:27 PM
Anthony wrote:
I haven't gotten mine either yet. I also thought it would be coming from Illinois so I guess we east coasters are fucked at the drive thru. Reply to this
10/3/2012 4:10 PMNick Michalak wrote:
I pre-ordered the DVD as well, and it still hasn't shown up. The mail just arrived today with no DVD. Honestly, wherever it's shipped from in the continental United States, via USPS First Class Mail, it shouldn't take more than two or three days to arrive here in the suburbs of Chicago. I certainly don't want anyone to think I'm upset with anyone at the site here as I know Kunaki handles all of the orders, but I'm just a little agitated to not have any idea how much longer I have to wait for something that should've shipped nearly a week ago. Please, let me know if you can get any details on this. Thank you. Reply to this
10/3/2012 4:52 PM
Nate wrote:
Okay, I have some info. Kunaki is located in Sparks, Nevada, and again, coming from my order and its tracking, was sent to San Leandro, CA for processing and finally transferred to dest MI facility. The projected delivery date is 10/8/12, which seems like a long wait than it really should be.
At least that's for those who ordered it when it came out; pre-ordered, I don't know, since I think Brad was the one who sent out the pre-order ones. If I remember correctly. But for everyone else, that's where Kunaki is and most likely where the orders were sent for processing (before) shipping. Reply to this
10/4/2012 8:18 AM
Nephilim wrote:
I didn't even get an order confirmation from them. Paypal says I paid but then nothing. Same thing happened when I ordered Ninja The Mission Force through them last month..
Haven't gotten that either yet. I do live in the Netherlands though and shipping can be slow at times. Reply to this
10/4/2012 8:00 PM
Brad wrote:
Right on with the butt and the boobs =) Though, Spoony never breaks character in the movie. Reply to this
10/5/2012 2:45 AM
Kojack9 wrote:
... Yeah, you might be right. End of the pizza scene I thought on the fade out he was out. Second watch, I think he's clear. But it's a fun watch, everybody's acting definitely took a notch up from Paranoia. Reply to this
10/4/2012 1:32 PM
Anthony wrote:
Been a week and no dvd. I remember Paranoia getting here quickly after ordering it. Guess I'll just have to play the waiting game a little more. Reply to this
10/4/2012 2:30 PM
Jake Gasmask Abate wrote:
Sorry to hear that others have yet to receive their copies but I just got mine (I live in Fresno, California so it's not too terribly far away from Sparks, Nevada) and I have to say, I had a blast watching it.
It has some flaws (like some erratic sound mixing and a brief audio glitch about 20 minutes near the end of it or so) but overall, great job Brad and Co. (major thumbs up to Jake and Spoony for stealing the show in their roles)
Looking forward to your next movie projects, especially if Midnight Heat 2 is gonna actually happen. Reply to this
10/4/2012 6:43 PM
Jake Gasmask Abate wrote:
I almost forgot, but Orlando was hella great in it too, as well as Ed Glaser's creepy as fuck Begotten fetishist. Reply to this
10/4/2012 7:48 PM
Nate wrote:
I checked my shipping again. After I posted my last comment here on that day, my package made it to Groveport, OH. It's getting closer! Maybe tomorrow, Sat, or Mon...? Reply to this
10/5/2012 1:43 AM
Nate wrote:
UPDATE: my tracking just updated: package received by post office in Buffalo, NY: my hometown! Yeah!!! Reply to this
10/5/2012 11:53 AM
Anthony wrote:
Lucky you. Mine still ain't. Never got a tracking number but will presume I wasn't supposed to. I'm in Virginia so hopefully it'll be here tomorrow. Enjoy the movie, buddy. Reply to this
10/5/2012 2:31 PM
Nate wrote:
Just saw the movie, and I thought it was worth the wait. The story has the elements of exploitation and snobby critics nicely embedded within its story, and me second guessing at times and always wrong but surprised in the end; it was like an actual movie! (Didn't mean it like that, I'll explain below)
If I may bring up; I guess this Cinema Snob isn't the same Cinema Snob from the Channel Awesome-verse? Multiverse!
Also, a message to Brad and Team Snob: following your work on this movie from the announcement to its release, I gotta say you guys did a great job, and perhaps made your first movie to use to get recognized. You guys have really grown as filmmakers, and this movie, either because of the story or its budget, feels like an actual indie film that they could show off in festivals (not just the local ones). Keep that in mind. If you guys make another movie with a bigger budget than this, I would definitely recommend that again.
PS Speaking of other movies; along with Midnight Heat 2, could we see a The Cinema Snob Movie 2?
Thanks again Brad and co. for a great awesome movie! Reply to this
10/5/2012 5:03 PM
jj1980 wrote:
Ordered "Paranoia, TCSM" on the first, and received them today. From Nevada to Wisconsin. Reply to this
10/6/2012 7:07 AM
Nephilim wrote:
Okay mine got here. Whoo! In just a week too. Very fast.
Now to email Ed Glaser if he can check if they mailed out Ninja The Mission Force yet. That's coming up on 3 weeks now.. Reply to this
10/6/2012 5:50 PM
Nephilim wrote:
just saw it. While I like Paranoia better (more of a thriller guy than a comedy guy) it was good Good stuff man! Orlando was fucking awesome btw. That guy can act! Reply to this
Holy fucking shit this movie was awesome! It's one of the four best movies I saw all year!
Thank you guys for creating this awesome masterpiece. Not only was it a blast to watch, not only was it entertaining, it was also an ode to filmmaking. Seriously, there were several moments where I just felt like I was watching a movie dedicated to the act of "creating" a piece of fiction and making it entertaining for like minded people while not giving a fuck about what all the snobby assholes think. That truly sepaks to the heart.
I hope you guys will have a huge success with this film. It should be showcased at festivals all around the world. I'll try to watch the commentaries over the weekend and then I'll write a review for my website, hopefully that'll get you guys some more sales. Thanks for the great work once again! Now please give us Midnight Heat 2... Reply to this
10/13/2012 9:36 AM
Morzikei wrote:
Well, finally got to asking my sister to order it for me... so I should bask in sexy sexy Snobbiness... in 11-20 days Reply to this
10/15/2012 8:21 AMDavid wrote:
Anyone else from the UK got their order yet? Mine just arrived this morning so that's my plans for this evening determined :-] Reply to this
10/15/2012 4:37 PM
That German Dude wrote:
Fuck yeah, mine came today, too. That was some high class entertainment and honestly you need to do more movies with Orlando. That guy was so fucking awesome in his role. Maybe Orlando and Lloyd team up to fight crime and ... take a nap. Reply to this
I hope this gets you guys some new viewers. As I said, this movie should be presented everywhere on the planet. Thanks for all the great work, keep it up! Reply to this
10/17/2012 6:12 PMDavid wrote:
So I opened a bottle of wine and watched this on Monday evening but it’s been a stressful few days so I’ve only just gotten around to commenting on it. Firstly I’ll say that, although I have the utmost faith in Brad to deliver an entertaining product, I did have my reservations about this movie, mainly due to it being a comedy. Of course Brad’s quite the comedian but as far as Stoned Gremlin films go Game Boys is my least favourite by far and that’s the film that The Cinema Snob movie struck me as being most akin to, at least as far as I could tell from the trailers. Well it turns out that my reservations were unfounded because this movie was fucking awesome. The comedy here was genuinely witty, perfectly delivered and hilarious and the movie has its darker side too, playing out almost like a love-letter to exploitation/giallo genres. The film is also very well paced and somehow manages to attain just the right balance between the lighter moments and the thriller/horror elements; although there’s a lot going on, it all feels consistent and cohesive which I think is an impressive feat in and of itself. The score is another thing I was worried would suffer (being that I love Brad’s use of pop songs in his other movies, especially when juxtaposed with disturbing scenes) but the music here really adds that extra something. Other elements that had me grinning with glee were the awesome practical effects, the countless references and in-jokes and every single scene involving the film club. Every character in that film club was a work of sheer genius. My only minor criticism would be that a few line readings felt a little more like somebody just reciting a line than the actual character saying a line, though this was very rare and on the whole the performances were really, really impressive. To sum up; what could have felt like a cheap cash-in on the success of the Cinema Snob show actually turned out to be a hell of a good, really goddamn entertaining stand-alone movie. Eye-gouging by phone, Jillian topless, Scott Bakula, excessive alcohol consumption, Brad topless, Jeffrey Dahmers glasses: This movie has fucking everything. Reply to this
10/19/2012 2:07 PMDavid wrote:
Just to clarify; I don't think Game Boys is a terrible movie or anything, I'm just not much of a gamer so a lot of it's jokes and references were probably a bit lost on me. Reply to this
10/20/2012 1:41 AM
Andi wrote:
Got my copy today, thank you for all your hard work guys, this movie is awesome! I'll really cherish this dvd. Reply to this
10/22/2012 12:38 PM
pellyjelly wrote:
all right, i'm from Italy and the dvd just came in this morning. I just opened my dvd tray to stick the movie in, and there was Akira Kurosawa's Yojinbo in there. Just saying, i'm taking out Yojinbo to watch The cinema snob movie. This thing better be good, may the ghost of angry katana-wieilding Toshiro Mifune haunt you all if not. Reply to this
10/28/2012 8:03 PM
No DVD for me wrote:
I refuse to support antiquated distribution models. This is the age of digital, get with the times man.
Get it on iTunes, Amazon Video, Google Play or somewhere that can it can be downloaded.
Even if I have to find it somewhere pirated, I would still donate to you.. your videos are just too f*cking awesome. Reply to this
10/28/2012 8:16 PM
Nephilim wrote:
Digital sucks. It can't compare to holding the actual product in your hand and staring back at you from your DVD/Bluray shelf. Reply to this
12/5/2012 10:35 AM
Johan wrote:
I got my copy today, and it doesn't work. My player can't seem to register anything on it, like the disc was completely empty. What can I do about this? Do I have to get another copy of the film? Reply to this
Unfortunately my page hates donate buttons and the link doesn't work, but if you would like to help out The Cinema Snob, my Paypal account is under thecinemasnob@yahoo.com
hell yeah. ordered mine.
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Just ordered mine, can't wait!
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Looks awesome!
Might just have to order this up, when I have the dough to spend.
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Can't wait to get it in the mail.
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I'm poor at the moment, so I don't think I'll be able to purchase it right away, but I'm glad its finally out! Can't wait to see it.
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I got home from work at 11:30 and had the link opened and ready to go! I ordered the snob movie and Paranoia. Cannot fucking wait!
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I hope those Convention pre-orders are already on their way. I really want to watch this ASAP, and I've got a full weekend to do it!
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fucking great promo
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Any plans to release it on iTunes?
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Just DVD.
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How about VHS?
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What about laserdisk?
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Or Zoetrope?
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Beta?
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Soundtrack on vinyl too plz
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Soundtrack digital release is a possibility, though what I'd probably do is combine music done for Paranoia and The Snob Movie into one...do a release on Bandcamp.
As for releasing it on Vinyl...probably not.
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A musical on Broadway?
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A PG-13 remake directed by Len Wiseman starring a CGI giraffe as Jake?
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A shot-on-shitteo Producer's Cut directed by Lars Von Trier featuring a soundtrack entirely consisting of Isaac Brock beating off on an 8-track?
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I also wanted to let you know Brad, that your videos give me something to look forward to at the end of my shitty 2nd job. From the midnight screenings and the Snob videos, it gives me a reason to be excited to get home. I rarely comment but I love your work. Please keep up the fantastic videos. Hopefully at some point you come to Indianapolis for a convention or something.
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ORDERED!
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DITTO!
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Hell yeah, me too! And later, I'll be ordering a copy for a friend.
Thanks again guys. I can't wait.
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I bought it so fast. I am so excited to see it!
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Oh shit, I don't have any money to spend on it
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Holy Shit! I just came in my pants! I'm buying 12 copies!
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What only $4 shipping to Australia. Normally it would be twice the price of the dvd.
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I know, awesome!
Too bad it will still take weeks to get here though.
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Just ordered my copy. Looking forward to watching it...
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Ordered! Can't wait Brad!
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Wish it would let me order both this and Paranoia at the same time. Oh well, $4 or so for shipping is still a better deal than those price gougers on some sites!
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Shipping to Holland for only 4 bucks! And allowing payment with paypal, niceeee. Ordered.
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Same for Germany
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Same for Germany
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And the UK. Unbelievably reasonable pricing. I just hope it doesn't take too long to get here!
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And the UK. Unbelievably reasonable pricing. I just hope it doesn't take too long to get here!
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You probably will get it around the
9-10th October.
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Sweet! That's not too long to wait if it's an accurate estimate.
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Ya,that's the estimate i got for my order,as i'm in the UK.
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Good move getting 80s Dan to narrate the trailer, Brad!
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ordered mine already. so excited to get it next week.
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I'll stick to the internet series, thank you very much.
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Congratulations on the release of your first movie. I hope it sells well, and I hope you have good fortune with your future projects as well.
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Hmmm... Message got duplicated in the process, AND I'm wrong. It's not your first release. Well still, just ink out the word "first" and the message remains the same. Sorry to have spammed the comments a little, but I mean well.
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Congratulations on the release of your first movie. I hope it sells well, and I hope you have good fortune with your future projects as well.
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Hey Snob:
Now that your movie is out you should do some fan-service... how about a fan-sugestion month? Where you review movies the fans have sugested?
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Because you should totally go through the official sugestion-thread, Brad. It's full of bad movies.
I would love to see you snob "Let my puppets cum" (or whatever that puppet porn you have is named).... OR "Queen Kong".... hell yeah!
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Hey there. I plan to order this but atm the moment i am at work and i cant find any way to order both movies together. Could just be my android but is there any way to bundle the films? Saving $5 on the shipping would be rather nice. Thanks in advance and keep up the epic work!
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Great promo Brad. Very funny
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Ordered it the first thing this morning after I turned on my computer
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Just ordered! Didnt even have to think about it.
As other's have said,the postage rates are super low and very reasonable.Don't pussy out and pirate it,buy the fucking thing.
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Hey Brad, any chance you will review your own movie as a Christmas special? Oh and I just ordered a copy.
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I'd love for a Snob Christmas Special! In fact, I just ordered a million to make it happen.
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Wayne, we don't always agree, but I too love my pretentious stuck-up critics. I may not be able to buy a million but I did purchase two.
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So did you buy an extra one so you can melt the cover off of it?
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No, he bought it so he could have it raised in darkness to become the ultimate movie! Muahahahah
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Ordered. Looking forward to this!
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you need to make ¨happy and drunk voice of Brad¨ a character
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Dammit! a few more days til payday and then I can order... I really hope that it's not sold out by then
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I pre-ordered mine while at Fright Night, now all I have to do is wait lol.
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So, will this DVD have that same gasoline smell that the Sleepaway Camp IV DVD box had?
Anyway, have ordered it and look forward to watching it whenever it appears in my post-box.
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The dvd will obviously smell like Crystal Pepsi. I'm sure Brad sunk a considerable amount of the film budget replicating that smell to use on things like dvd cases and car air fresheners.
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Bought this without seeing any trailers. Why?
It's Lloyd approved. Be it Brad's cat, the guy who owns Troma or the dude who played Commander Kruge from ST III, that's good enough for me.
Really, that's better than the Nintendo Seal of Approval.
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I have been awake for 2 days straight doing a stupid portfolio to apply for graduate studies, I finish a few hours ago (7:41 AM). I do not feel well at all....then I see this and all my anger and depression goes away. So thank you Brad, had you not released the movie today. I might have stayed in all day and drank whiskey till I passed out.
Now i ordered the film and got something to look forward to, and got a hilarious video out of it! thecinemasnob.com is like fucking digital Lexapro to me. Can't wait to see the movie!
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ORDERED! Airmail to Germany, pronto!
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Yeah and i love ur Dollar... it costs me only fuckin 19,94 EURO INCLUDING the shipping to germany. And thanks Brad that the shippig to "behind the mountains and the sea" germany is only 4 bugs! Großes Dankeschööön!
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Warum denn 19,94? Kommen zum Versand noch andere Gebühren dazu?
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Aw man, if I knew anything about ordering stuff online (and if my bank account allowed for that); I'd order this the minute 25 bucks hit my account...
well, time to milk a birthday for something AWESOME
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Will this awesome trailer be on the DVD? That was bloody gold!
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You know, if the only nudity in this flick is Brad's bare snob ass ala Rick Springfield in Hard To Hold, I shall be most displeased.
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Just ordered mine, but the delivery date is 9th of October at the earliest
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18,88 € shipping included. How could I possibly resist that?
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Ordered. Looking forward to this! Good price too, even with the international shipping.
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I have to wait a week or two to order my copy. *pouts* But this looks epic, Brad and gang. Congratulations!
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This isn't Suburban Knights 2? Don't want!
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Ordered! Hope it comes by quick, I really want to see it.
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How can I say no with a voiceover like that.
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Paying for an Internet-celebrity movie? Pffft!
*in a sarcastic snobbish voice* I'll wait until it appears on YouTube/Pirate Bay/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses/TCS, thank you very much.
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WOOP WOOP Grats on the release and yay!
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The order website was fighting with me for over an hour... but I gave it a good backhand and managed to order my copy.
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Speaking of new DVDS, I wonder if brad bought the new collector's editions to Halloween II and Halloween III. Especially Halloween II which had the whole TV cut on the second disc to it.
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Hey Brad & Crew.
Long time fan but first time commenter. I just wanted to say that this movie will be at the top of my list to be bought as soon as I have sufficient cash to spend... I'm thinking there might be some trouble getting it into Thailand... possibly, but I really want to watch this, the launch trailer is hilarious.
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I have a bit of a question. Will there be a video on demand download or Blu-Ray of this film?
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Ordered mine, mister snob sir. Can't wait to watch.
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Hey Cinema Snob,
I'm living in France, and before i order the movie , i wanted to know if there are any subtitles ( in english) on the dvd.
I understand a lot of things in English, but i don't want miss anything, and subtitles sure help. Thank you for answering.
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I'll wait for Roger Ebert's review...
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Ordered mine. Normally I'd just pirate it but...but you've earned it.
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Any word on when the convention pre-ordered DVDs will ship? I've got my receipt still, if I need to send the info to anyone.
Really looking forward to watching this.
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Only 4 dollars to ship to Italy? Sweet! Hope my copy will arrive soon!
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we! Pensavo che il mio fosse l'unico DVD spedito in italia... figo siamo in 2!
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Ahah, a quanto pare sì! Ma scommetto che non siamo i soli. Insomma, siamo pur sempre la patria di Bruno Mattei!XD
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Just don't put up a "Writer's Cut" on Blip for free in a couple weeks.
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I'm not. There will be absolutely NO writer's cut of this movie. The final cut of the movie is fantastic.
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Do you think that will be the case with all your movies from now on? Because, although I certainly appreciate them having an original score, I'll certainly miss the use of classic pop songs that were implemented so effectively in the likes of the Paranoia writers cut, Freak Out and Midnight Heat. A sequel to Midnight Heat I find particularly hard to visualise without delicious 80's pop songs.
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There will be 2 types of movies. DVD exclusive movies, and site exclusive movies. "Midnight Heat 2" will be a site exclusive movie so it can have a pop soundtrack.
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That is awesome news. The best of both worlds! The songs in the original were the icing on the gritty, cocaine dusted caked.
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*cake
That'll teach me to try typing at the same time as huffing this shitty ether.
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Ordered! Another package to the Netherlands
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Too poor to buy until the Wii U comes out.
Will buy as soon as I get my Wii U plus a decent game.
I hope shipping to Europe won't be too much or I'll have to pass on this one
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The shipping charge to Europe seems to be about $4 which I think is the equivalent of about 3 euros and a very reasonable price in my opinion.
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Just got this and Paranoia, can't wait. Thanks again for the years of entertainment Brad & gang.
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Just got my copy in the mail bout to pop it in. Fuck Yeah!
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Great, now I did it and ordered the dvd even though I live in Finland and might be the only person in Finland who ordered one.
It better come with a signature or something
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When will the orders/my order be shipped? Are you guys collecting the orders before shipping them?
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The way shipping works through kunaki is that as soon as you order it ships either that day or the next. It's a fairly automated service. The only orders that we had anything to do with we're the pre orders we took at cons, which were shipped a couple days ago. So once you order it should start its way to you immediately. Pre orders should probably reach everybody early next week.
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Thanks for the info. It's basically the same as other sites like Midtown Comics for example. Anyway, I just found out that it was shipped last night (Thursday 10:43pm)! The Cinema Snob DVD will be playing at my house very soon
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I adore this site so buying a copy is the least I can do! - Fan du Québec!
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Bought one
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Just watched the movie and it is great... not perfect but I still loved it as an origin story. Much props to Jillian for being so bold and for all those who are wondering why I guess you'll just have to get the movie to know what I'm talking about
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Bold? You have piqued my interest, sir. I must also alert you that I fucking hate you as I have yet to receive my copy.
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Jillian shows her tits in it! And it is glorious!
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"Jillian Shows Her Tits In It" should be the film's tagline.
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Yeah, for sure. The scene you're referring to is shot almost like a porn too. It got me real hot. Brad sucks on those nip naps for a good two seconds before the camera cuts to the next scene.
I shut the movie off at that point and proceeded to masturbate on the internet while writing this.
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What about Sarah, is she as, ahem, bold?
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Hey, I pre-ordered the DVD at a convention and I still haven't gotten it. Is there something I can do about this?
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Same here.
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Just be patient =) You'll get it in the mail anyday now.
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Even I loved this movie!
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My jizz can't come out fast enough!
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Just ordered. Already want to camp out by my mailbox!
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Where is kunaki located? I ask because I thought it was Illonis, thus I should've gotten it today but I didn't.
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I just got tracking, and it's been transferred to dest MI facility from San Leandro, CA as of today (10/2/12) with a projected delivery on the 8th. What the hell?! When I ordered the DVD, and picked the shipping, 10/2 was the date it said would reach me. Why is the waiting time longer than it said it would be? Before long, I'll begin to wonder if my copy will ever reach me. What gives? BTW, I live in Western New York, which I why I thought it would've be easy to reach me, because I thought it was coming from Illonis.
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I haven't gotten mine either yet. I also thought it would be coming from Illinois so I guess we east coasters are fucked at the drive thru.
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I pre-ordered the DVD as well, and it still hasn't shown up. The mail just arrived today with no DVD. Honestly, wherever it's shipped from in the continental United States, via USPS First Class Mail, it shouldn't take more than two or three days to arrive here in the suburbs of Chicago. I certainly don't want anyone to think I'm upset with anyone at the site here as I know Kunaki handles all of the orders, but I'm just a little agitated to not have any idea how much longer I have to wait for something that should've shipped nearly a week ago. Please, let me know if you can get any details on this. Thank you.
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Okay, I have some info. Kunaki is located in Sparks, Nevada, and again, coming from my order and its tracking, was sent to San Leandro, CA for processing and finally transferred to dest MI facility. The projected delivery date is 10/8/12, which seems like a long wait than it really should be.
At least that's for those who ordered it when it came out; pre-ordered, I don't know, since I think Brad was the one who sent out the pre-order ones. If I remember correctly. But for everyone else, that's where Kunaki is and most likely where the orders were sent for processing (before) shipping.
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Awww people are getting tracking notices? I never got one of those. I want one.
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I didn't even get an order confirmation from them. Paypal says I paid but then nothing. Same thing happened when I ordered Ninja The Mission Force through them last month..
Haven't gotten that either yet. I do live in the Netherlands though and shipping can be slow at times.
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Got it. Butt! Boobs! Spoony breaking character/looking in camera.
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Right on with the butt and the boobs =) Though, Spoony never breaks character in the movie.
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... Yeah, you might be right. End of the pizza scene I thought on the fade out he was out. Second watch, I think he's clear. But it's a fun watch, everybody's acting definitely took a notch up from Paranoia.
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Been a week and no dvd. I remember Paranoia getting here quickly after ordering it. Guess I'll just have to play the waiting game a little more.
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Hope it gets here soon...
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Sorry to hear that others have yet to receive their copies but I just got mine (I live in Fresno, California so it's not too terribly far away from Sparks, Nevada) and I have to say, I had a blast watching it.
It has some flaws (like some erratic sound mixing and a brief audio glitch about 20 minutes near the end of it or so) but overall, great job Brad and Co. (major thumbs up to Jake and Spoony for stealing the show in their roles)
Looking forward to your next movie projects, especially if Midnight Heat 2 is gonna actually happen.
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I almost forgot, but Orlando was hella great in it too, as well as Ed Glaser's creepy as fuck Begotten fetishist.
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I checked my shipping again. After I posted my last comment here on that day, my package made it to Groveport, OH. It's getting closer! Maybe tomorrow, Sat, or Mon...?
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UPDATE: my tracking just updated: package received by post office in Buffalo, NY: my hometown! Yeah!!!
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It's here!
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Lucky you. Mine still ain't. Never got a tracking number but will presume I wasn't supposed to. I'm in Virginia so hopefully it'll be here tomorrow. Enjoy the movie, buddy.
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Finally, it has arrived!
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Just saw the movie, and I thought it was worth the wait. The story has the elements of exploitation and snobby critics nicely embedded within its story, and me second guessing at times and always wrong but surprised in the end; it was like an actual movie! (Didn't mean it like that, I'll explain below)
If I may bring up; I guess this Cinema Snob isn't the same Cinema Snob from the Channel Awesome-verse? Multiverse!
Also, a message to Brad and Team Snob: following your work on this movie from the announcement to its release, I gotta say you guys did a great job, and perhaps made your first movie to use to get recognized. You guys have really grown as filmmakers, and this movie, either because of the story or its budget, feels like an actual indie film that they could show off in festivals (not just the local ones). Keep that in mind. If you guys make another movie with a bigger budget than this, I would definitely recommend that again.
PS Speaking of other movies; along with Midnight Heat 2, could we see a The Cinema Snob Movie 2?
Thanks again Brad and co. for a great awesome movie!
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Ordered "Paranoia, TCSM" on the first, and received them today. From Nevada to Wisconsin.
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Okay mine got here. Whoo!
Now to email Ed Glaser if he can check if they mailed out Ninja The Mission Force yet. That's coming up on 3 weeks now..
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No dice for me. Guess I'm waiting till next week.
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just saw it. While I like Paranoia better (more of a thriller guy than a comedy guy) it was good
Good stuff man! Orlando was fucking awesome btw. That guy can act!
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Finally the DVD arrived, just watched it.
Holy fucking shit this movie was awesome! It's one of the four best movies I saw all year!
Thank you guys for creating this awesome masterpiece. Not only was it a blast to watch, not only was it entertaining, it was also an ode to filmmaking. Seriously, there were several moments where I just felt like I was watching a movie dedicated to the act of "creating" a piece of fiction and making it entertaining for like minded people while not giving a fuck about what all the snobby assholes think. That truly sepaks to the heart.
I hope you guys will have a huge success with this film. It should be showcased at festivals all around the world. I'll try to watch the commentaries over the weekend and then I'll write a review for my website, hopefully that'll get you guys some more sales. Thanks for the great work once again! Now please give us Midnight Heat 2...
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Well, finally got to asking my sister to order it for me... so I should bask in sexy sexy Snobbiness... in 11-20 days
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Anyone else from the UK got their order yet? Mine just arrived this morning so that's my plans for this evening determined :-]
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Fuck yeah, mine came today, too. That was some high class entertainment and honestly you need to do more movies with Orlando. That guy was so fucking awesome in his role. Maybe Orlando and Lloyd team up to fight crime and ... take a nap.
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Hey Brad,
Here's the review I promised. I think I didn't nitpick too much
http://bearwithadeathlist.co.uk/dhh/dhh-ep18
I hope this gets you guys some new viewers. As I said, this movie should be presented everywhere on the planet. Thanks for all the great work, keep it up!
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So I opened a bottle of wine and watched this on Monday evening but it’s been a stressful few days so I’ve only just gotten around to commenting on it. Firstly I’ll say that, although I have the utmost faith in Brad to deliver an entertaining product, I did have my reservations about this movie, mainly due to it being a comedy. Of course Brad’s quite the comedian but as far as Stoned Gremlin films go Game Boys is my least favourite by far and that’s the film that The Cinema Snob movie struck me as being most akin to, at least as far as I could tell from the trailers. Well it turns out that my reservations were unfounded because this movie was fucking awesome. The comedy here was genuinely witty, perfectly delivered and hilarious and the movie has its darker side too, playing out almost like a love-letter to exploitation/giallo genres. The film is also very well paced and somehow manages to attain just the right balance between the lighter moments and the thriller/horror elements; although there’s a lot going on, it all feels consistent and cohesive which I think is an impressive feat in and of itself. The score is another thing I was worried would suffer (being that I love Brad’s use of pop songs in his other movies, especially when juxtaposed with disturbing scenes) but the music here really adds that extra something. Other elements that had me grinning with glee were the awesome practical effects, the countless references and in-jokes and every single scene involving the film club. Every character in that film club was a work of sheer genius. My only minor criticism would be that a few line readings felt a little more like somebody just reciting a line than the actual character saying a line, though this was very rare and on the whole the performances were really, really impressive. To sum up; what could have felt like a cheap cash-in on the success of the Cinema Snob show actually turned out to be a hell of a good, really goddamn entertaining stand-alone movie. Eye-gouging by phone, Jillian topless, Scott Bakula, excessive alcohol consumption, Brad topless, Jeffrey Dahmers glasses: This movie has fucking everything.
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Just to clarify; I don't think Game Boys is a terrible movie or anything, I'm just not much of a gamer so a lot of it's jokes and references were probably a bit lost on me.
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Got my copy today, thank you for all your hard work guys, this movie is awesome! I'll really cherish this dvd.
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all right, i'm from Italy and the dvd just came in this morning. I just opened my dvd tray to stick the movie in, and there was Akira Kurosawa's Yojinbo in there. Just saying, i'm taking out Yojinbo to watch The cinema snob movie. This thing better be good, may the ghost of angry katana-wieilding Toshiro Mifune haunt you all if not.
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I refuse to support antiquated distribution models. This is the age of digital, get with the times man.
Get it on iTunes, Amazon Video, Google Play or somewhere that can it can be downloaded.
Even if I have to find it somewhere pirated, I would still donate to you.. your videos are just too f*cking awesome.
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Digital sucks. It can't compare to holding the actual product in your hand and staring back at you from your DVD/Bluray shelf.
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I got my copy today, and it doesn't work. My player can't seem to register anything on it, like the disc was completely empty. What can I do about this? Do I have to get another copy of the film?
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