Spoony & Brad & April: "Breaking Dawn, Part 2"
Spoony, April, Oreo and I talk great lengths about the magic of Michael Sheen and "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2." I appear via satellite phone from Horror Hound Weekend in an empty hotel lobby with beer cans and wandering cosplayers everywhere!
The Jillian "review" is shot and will be posted when we return to Springfield.
OK... No. I like Spoony, and with Brad joining in I would feel inclined to watch this, but - that's almost THREE HOURS of rambling about Twilight... That's a record even for Noah.
WAY TL;DW
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I was just wondering where or when your review of this would be (thought for sure this was some sort of midnight tradition for you guys unless I'm mistaken) and I guess I'm getting my wish in spades according to the number of videos.
Well, time to watch them... spread out throughout the day.
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Jillian review was shot Thursday and will be posted when I come back to Springfield. I highly recommend watching me and Spoony's review, it's a glorious love letter to Michael Sheen.
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Oh believe me I am, I'm a college grad who's only managed to find freelance work, so I got the time (both fortunately and unfortunately), I'm just not doing it all in one sitting.
And I have no idea how I temporarily forgot about Jillian getting milk thrown on her, but looking forward to it.
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Speaking of Jillian, Y U no post the TWF podcast she coshosts?
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I meant "WTF podcast?" (You let me down, Spellchecker extension for Chrome).
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That is WAY too much Faggot Josh for one site to handle.
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It's a shame you didn't do a review of "Premium Rush," because I personally fell in love with Michael Shannon the moment I wandered into "The Runaways" during an epic three-movie birthday marathon which also included "Hot Tub Time Machine" and "How to Train Your Dragon." His Kim Fowley is seriously fucking legendary. "I WANT AN ORGASM!!! This isn't women's lib, this is women's libido!"
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3 hours? hm, provided this is just talking and no clips, looks like I found a great piece of BGM for another cram session (usually listen to Radiodrome in such a case, but I need to take a break because it starts to mesh together at some point)
sure hope this is every single bit as enjoyable as this BradxSpoony collaboration
http://imgur.com/zHFvP
although I have to question the well-being of a man who puts so much building porn into a movie
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That's a hot picture man. Im sure Brad will come in his pants when he sees it, because i almost did.
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Perfect for when I play Minecraft tomorrow; the background music doesn't play often enough to keep me going mad from silence.
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Didnt Spoony's ancestor invent gravity?
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Please....somebody....Please post that 'Squee!' scene as a YouTube clip!
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Unfortunately it's not up JUST yet, but you can psyche yourself up with this interview with the great Sheen talking about WHY he went for the squee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dggYAwppbNI
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This review should have been sixty seconds of Brad saying various words for fecal matter, then it segues into a Snob review for "Emmanuelle and the Last Cannibals."
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I'm sure the money will mostly go to the construction of the thrones along with costumes and travel fees. But like I said on Spoony's site, I would donate all my life savings to see Brad and Noah trying to out-Sheen Michael Sheen for 100 episodes.
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Oh Spoony, you will be sad to know what the real budget is. 131,500,000 as read from IMDB was spent on this movie. :/ With Michael Sheen being awesome and bad special effects, is probably worth 131,500,000 dollars. Well, this motivate me to see the movie for Six buck early bird, so I can laugh my ass off.
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I 'LOVE' the 'Board Vulturi' idea! You guys should make it like that stupid 'Fashion Police' show on E! where they talk about useless celebrity gossip, and what they could do that day. I would SO watch that!
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Found the clip of Sheen's weird laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGckHo20ti4
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I said this on spoony's website too, but I'm willing to be it will be the human torus
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Oreo must know this chick, anxious dogs act crazy around new people; Spoony has a girlfriend!
And with all seriousness, this review was brilliance, but I wish Spoony was more drunk - but I guess that's just because of the last breakdown's glory.
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3 hours...? Hooooo boy. Might have to chow down on some Kraken myself.
Yeah, I spotted the bottle of Kraken on the table.
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Oh yeah, I had forgotten all about Spoony...
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Three hours? Thanks but no thanks.
Also, get a fucking haircut already, Spoony.
You dirty hippie.
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Watched it ALL! This was so funny, I'm all tired now. I watched Spoony's review of "BReaking Dawn, Part 1," and that was hilarious. This is just a whole new level of awesome! I would soooooo watch that "Bored Volturi" show if Spoony ever does it.
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Spoony is a money grubbing monster, just look how he's split all those videos up for ad-revenue
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Yea, 6-7 videos is bullshit. I don't even want to confirm the number because just scrolling up will make my laptop freeze up.
Why is Spoony even using Springboard? Did TGWTG get him fired from Blip too?
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Think of it this way - if people do want to watch all of it, they can go to the end of one video and stop, then start with the next later on. It's not so bad.
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Yeah, how dare he split up a 3-hour long rant into easily digestible chunks! He's going to make a fortune off of those extra nickels in ad revenue! NICKELS, PEOPLE!
Seriously, I'm pretty sure Brad has made more money from the 50+ times I've put on a Midnight Release review to listen to while I go to sleep. I wake up hours later to the sound of ranting and get really irritated at the autoplay "feature" until I realize that I just payed Brad's bills in my sleep.
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When the "Squee" and the following line, "I HEAR HER HEARTSTRINGS!" happened me and my friends lost it. i was in tears from laughing so hard, we were so loudly laughing, people to the side of us started laughing with us. The people everywhere else got so pissed, like, "How dare you ruin this tour de force of drama." I mean i believe firmly in theater manners so i usually remain quiet. However, the Squee broke me. Michael Sheen is the only reason why i am glad these movies were made. Fuck Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln. The Oscar clearly belongs to Michael Sheen.
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I have to say, I love long videos...though I already watched this on Spoony's site. This video is amazing. I like how you guys get sidetracked, more than once, with just doing Michael Sheen impressions.
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Yeah, I just finished part 2 and I'm watching mainly for the Sheen impressions.
They need to make another Robin Hood with him as the Sheriff of Nottingham. Or better yet, the next Bond villain.
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these would be better in mp3 format for the people who listen to podcasts to pass time at work
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First off, awesome. This was hilarious all through. Secondly, and most importantly, you HAVE to make the Bored Volturi series. I will gladly Kickstart that three-ways-till-Sunday. Please get on that like, now!
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FOOK YEA SPOONY! Thanks brad!
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I think that's the first time I've ever heard someone call you Bradley. Oh how intimate you and Spoony have become. Seriously though, these videos were really entertaining.
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Bradley? But I thought his name was Bradakin!
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The budget for this movie was between $120 -130 million.
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You don't really need to watch all the videos. The overall opinion on the film is gone over in the first video, the other videos are just Spoony drunken ranting.
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My god..I could listen to Spoony and brad mince about with Michael Sheen impressions for hours..If they do start that kick starter of the bored Voltri I would say "Shut up and take my money!"
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I still haven't gotten my copy of the cinema snob movie either. I contacted the vendor a month ago to make sure they had my address right, but I still haven't gotten anything.
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I do enjoy these discussion about the multiple absurdities of the Twilight saga. But I often wonder how much of it is an extension of arrested adolescent boy culture v actual adolescent girl culture. For instance is Twilight really more camp than an ultra serious trilogy of adventures featuring a confirmed bachelor in fetish wear, who swans around a thinly veiled New York fighting equally strangely attired adversaries.
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HELL YEAH I wanna see Spoony play a flamboyantly gay yet bored-out-of-his-mind vampire lord. And lives in sunny Phoenix, AZ. And has pet hamsters named Kodo & Podo that do...tricks.
Not much of a stretch there.
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Ughh fuck Spoony. Smarmy, arrogant, fan-abusing cunt.
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I will donate towards a Kickstarter for that!
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That review accomplished the impossible in ALMOST convincing me to see this movie...
I'm going to YouTube the fuck out of it down the line sometime, or just see the Michael Sheen scenes, because GODDAMN that sounds amazing! xD
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Goddamn, can we get some attractive people on this site.
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Your conservative $60 million is actually $120 million
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Michael Sheen actually explained what was behind the power-squee:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/breaking-dawn-michael-sheen-spills-390816
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WOW.this guy sure talked slow and took his time to make a statement..... O.o
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3 whole fucking hours of watching barely coherent drunken, stupidly pointless ramblings from the Charlie Sheen of internet reviewers?
Fuck and No, Fuck No, and No Fucking Thanks. In that order.
But hey I can see why you thought you had to post this. Shit, if SOMEONE didn't post a Spoony video on their website, this asshole would have faded from relevancy and public knowledge at least 7 months ago.
Not like that wouldn't have been merciful and more dignified, but whatever.
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Spoony speaks
April laughs
Wash and repeat for 3 hours.
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