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El Topo Chico has a rough day at Horror Hound Weekend, due to a long night of drinking Glazed Donut Vodka, Corn Whiskey, a Chelada, and more, with friends!
11/28/2012 12:31 AM
Max Force wrote:
Script is about half done. Maybe by the end of next year if we can get our shit together. What I have in mind will require a bit more money than we usually use, so I'm considering using kickstarter. But time will tell. Reply to this
11/27/2012 10:38 PM
LucasChad wrote:
Even El Topo looks badass when he's drunk. I love glazed donuts since I was a kid, so I don't know how it tastes good in vodka form. Did he said 'Dokken fresh' after drinking it? I heard Dokken's a good band, but I don't know if their music is that fresh. Reply to this
11/27/2012 10:39 PM
JK wrote:
Brad, is there a way to stop autoplay on Blip from looping back to the first episode? I'm getting tired of hearing "Burial Ground, Nights of Terror" at the end of each new video you post (no offense). If not possible, is there anyway to increase the delay time to fifteen or even ten seconds? Reply to this
11/27/2012 10:40 PM
tedturneriscrazy wrote:
For the love of God, can somebody please tell me what the name of the song that plays starting at 9:10 is? I have been trying to find out for so long, and it's driving me insane! Reply to this
11/27/2012 11:00 PM
tedturneriscrazy wrote:
I've tried doing that before, the problem is that I am total ass at making out the lyrics of songs. Reply to this
11/27/2012 11:55 PM
Sean Strife wrote:
Are we ever going to get the epic showdown between El Topo Chico and El Topo Gordo? I hear El Topo Gordo's been training in the dojos of Japan so he can best El Topo Chico in battle. Reply to this
11/27/2012 11:56 PM
Anonymous wrote:
Please tell me there is a part 2 that is nothing but El Topo Chico fucking Ed Glaser. Reply to this
11/28/2012 12:02 AM
El Topo Chico wrote:
Already banged that one out of the way. It's part of the Cinema Snob Premium section of the site (coming soon). You'll love it, amigo. Reply to this
11/28/2012 12:36 AM
Lai-Lai wrote:
Brad: "Here, try this." Sarah: "But I don;t like beer." Brad: "Don't worry, it tastes like clams." Sarah: "Oh? Okay." Reply to this
"Why did you lie to me, Nostalgia Critic?" Reply to this
11/28/2012 11:10 AM
Joanna wrote:
Hei, I cannot tell voices. Who IS El Topo Chico. It looks like either Brian or Jake. I'm assuming it's Brian, since it's always Drunk Brian, but it kinda looks like Jake. Again, I'm not stupid, I just physically can't tell voices apart. Reply to this
11/28/2012 5:08 PM
BlackBobby69 wrote:
Why do Sarah's boyfriends all turn out to be drunkards on the site? Something ain't right here. Brad, keep your filthy enabling fingers (and bottles) off of Sarah's significant others! Ah... if it weren't such great entertainment... oh well, keep it up then. Reply to this
11/28/2012 5:21 PMFilby wrote:
Drunk Tries meets El Topo Chico? It's two great tastes that taste great together! Christmas came early this year! Reply to this
11/28/2012 8:48 PMFilby wrote:
Yup. It was originally the name of a weird mineral water that Brian drank on an episode of "Drunk Brian Tries"... and here he comes full circle. Reply to this
11/29/2012 5:02 AM
octo7 wrote:
It's also the name of an amazing movie by Alejandro Jodorowsky. Well, just 'El Topo' without the chico. Reply to this
11/28/2012 9:20 PM
El Topo Gordo wrote:
If you think this foolishness will cause me to take pity on you, you are sadly mistaken, El Topo Chico! I will decimate your face! Reply to this
12/1/2012 7:40 PM
Mike wrote:
Damn when it froze on Brad as he was drinking bud light with clams I thought he was either gonna throw up right there or bolt for the bathroom. Not sure if I was relieved or let down. Reply to this
12/16/2012 2:04 AM
Ray O wrote:
I liked "Soulful Strut" more before I found out that they just ripped off the backing track from another song, slapped on a piano solo, credited it to a group that didn't even play on it, and rushed it onto vinyl before the original song could get released. Barbara Acklin was a really talented singer, and they screwed her.
Now, I do like me some Grass Roots. And Animals. And Yardbirds. And Turtles.
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Great video, love the soundtrack
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I DEMAND an El Topo Chico movie!
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Script is about half done. Maybe by the end of next year if we can get our shit together. What I have in mind will require a bit more money than we usually use, so I'm considering using kickstarter. But time will tell.
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Even El Topo looks badass when he's drunk. I love glazed donuts since I was a kid, so I don't know how it tastes good in vodka form. Did he said 'Dokken fresh' after drinking it? I heard Dokken's a good band, but I don't know if their music is that fresh.
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He said Dunkin' Fresh. Like Dunkin' Donuts, an American donut chain.
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Brad, is there a way to stop autoplay on Blip from looping back to the first episode? I'm getting tired of hearing "Burial Ground, Nights of Terror" at the end of each new video you post (no offense). If not possible, is there anyway to increase the delay time to fifteen or even ten seconds?
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For the love of God, can somebody please tell me what the name of the song that plays starting at 9:10 is? I have been trying to find out for so long, and it's driving me insane!
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Dude, just type the lyrics into google, it's not that hard.
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I've tried doing that before, the problem is that I am total ass at making out the lyrics of songs.
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The Yardbirds - For Your Love
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Thank you so much.
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Always happy to see a new Drunk video. Can always make the day that much better.
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Are we ever going to get the epic showdown between El Topo Chico and El Topo Gordo? I hear El Topo Gordo's been training in the dojos of Japan so he can best El Topo Chico in battle.
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Please tell me there is a part 2 that is nothing but El Topo Chico fucking Ed Glaser.
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Already banged that one out of the way. It's part of the Cinema Snob Premium section of the site (coming soon). You'll love it, amigo.
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Brad: "Here, try this."
Sarah: "But I don;t like beer."
Brad: "Don't worry, it tastes like clams."
Sarah: "Oh? Okay."
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Sarah looks like she's going to cry when she tastes the Whiskey.
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Has no one really caught that the opening credits El Topo Chico has "Hilmself"?
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This gave me a much-needed chuckle.
"Those Russians know their donuts."
"Why did you lie to me, Nostalgia Critic?"
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Hei, I cannot tell voices. Who IS El Topo Chico. It looks like either Brian or Jake. I'm assuming it's Brian, since it's always Drunk Brian, but it kinda looks like Jake. Again, I'm not stupid, I just physically can't tell voices apart.
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El Topo Chico is... El Topo Chico.
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Luchador ad before the video. Win.
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Yet another great soundtrack, Brad!
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My god, Yes! The Yardbirds! Yes!
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Why do Sarah's boyfriends all turn out to be drunkards on the site? Something ain't right here. Brad, keep your filthy enabling fingers (and bottles) off of Sarah's significant others!
Ah... if it weren't such great entertainment... oh well, keep it up then.
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Drunk Tries meets El Topo Chico? It's two great tastes that taste great together! Christmas came early this year!
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Well! El Topo Chico just made a new fan out of me!
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OH
MY
GOD
EL
TOPO
+
THE
G-LASER
IN
THE
SAME
ROOM
EXCUSE
ME
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Interestingly enough, El Topo Chico translates to either "The Small Mole" & "The Mole-Boy"
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Yup. It was originally the name of a weird mineral water that Brian drank on an episode of "Drunk Brian Tries"... and here he comes full circle.
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It's also the name of an amazing movie by Alejandro Jodorowsky. Well, just 'El Topo' without the chico.
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An El Topo without the Chico is hardly an El Topo at all.
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I totally approve of Jakes impersonation of mr krabs from Spongebob
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If you think this foolishness will cause me to take pity on you, you are sadly mistaken, El Topo Chico! I will decimate your face!
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I was filming my friends getting drunk before it became popular.
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I got "For Your Love", but what were the other songs used?
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Hey I like Chelada...
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Damn when it froze on Brad as he was drinking bud light with clams I thought he was either gonna throw up right there or bolt for the bathroom. Not sure if I was relieved or let down.
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I liked "Soulful Strut" more before I found out that they just ripped off the backing track from another song, slapped on a piano solo, credited it to a group that didn't even play on it, and rushed it onto vinyl before the original song could get released. Barbara Acklin was a really talented singer, and they screwed her.
Now, I do like me some Grass Roots. And Animals. And Yardbirds. And Turtles.
Bit of Blade Runner narration there?
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